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Lamar Latrelle

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About Me



Lamar Latrelle: Goddess, Friend, Nerd.
I am an activist, champion javelin tosser, aerobiciser, rapper, and breakdancer. I prove that a really girly guy can have it all and not even have to try to act all straight.
I have the best wardrobe of the nerds. Like okay, when we had that dance at our new lambda frathouse, I was the only one with a date, which equals POPULAR. Not only that, but I wore my number one favorite party clothing... the excitingly classy, yet casual, tuxedo t-shirt. Hotness.
In 1984, lil ol' me, Lamar, won the javelin toss, beating out "thinks he's hotstuff" Stan Gable & the ROTC guys. Cashing in on my natural limp wristed throwing style, Wormser & the nerds devised a secret gay-powered javelin that thrived on queerness, right on to the nerds!
You'd think that I had already done enough by this point, but again I pulled thru, leading a well-choreographed devo-esque technorap complete with rock steady breakin moves. At about this point in the Homecoming Games, I almost peed in my pants from excitement!! If you havent learned the rap yet, please check out the video and practice it! You will instantly become the most popular person around. And who will you have to thank?? You will go home and say a little prayer to all the queens who have made your life the most incredible thing in the world. So clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands...
right on!!

My Interests


NO ON 15!

Music:

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands.
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.
We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you.
We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground.
We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining.
We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar.
We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along.
And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall.
So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.

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Television:


L Lubricated
A Awkward
M Macho
A Androgynous
R Rapper

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