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Two Kimbros, One Cup

I'm allergic to new college students who think that Mustangs is cool

About Me

Jason Alvie Kimbro is the name and don't you forget it! Well, go ahead if you want for I am sure you will be reminded of it later. Maybe. I really don't know. Or do I? Not, not really. In case you cannot tell, I like chesse. Observe: CHEESE IS THE ONE AND TRUE GOD!

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Islam
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My Interests

I like cheese!..I love to do random things to random people. I also like to do random things to not-so-random people and vice versathe Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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I'd like to meet:

Whomever can make the moon turn purple and the sky turn into a movie starring Ned Beatty. That would be cool. Just not "Deliverance." We already own that movie plus it isn't very nice to see good ol' Ned get ramrodded up his hershey highway

Music:

Spiritualized, Neutral Milk Hotel, Built To Spill, Bright Eyes, Okkerville River, Cowboy Mouth, Azure Ray, The Elected, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, The Shins, The Dandy Warhols, The Pixies, Frank Black, Pavement, Velvet Underground, Radiohead, Styx, Meat Puppets, Bush, Black 47, Blondie, David Bowie, Bjork, Butthole Surfers, Eels, Everything, Failure, Faith No More, The Flyz, Gorillaz, Green Day, Outkast, G'N'R, Led Zeppelin, Moby, NIN, STP, Nirvana, Uncle Tupelo, The Breeders, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones, The Strokes, Billy Thorpe, U2, Wheatus, The Who, The Darkness, Depeche Mode, U.N.K.L.E., Doves, The Polyphonic Spree,The Postal Service, Ween, Muse, Jason Owens, ABBA (yes, I listed ABBA), Air, Suede, My Chemical Romance, Leonard Cohen, 1000 Ft. Crutch, Reverand Horton Heat, Dropkick Murphies, Avenged Sevenfold, EMF, Barry White, Say Anything, Meunstral Gravy, The London Philhamronic, and so much more that if I were to list it all we would all go into some kind of new siezure not yet experienced by humans.. maybe chimps, but not humans

Movies:

Most any movie that doesn't suck. To go into what does suck would take too long and I really don't think I need to get up on the pulpit over that subject here.

Television:

The Simpsons, King of the HIll, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.. ya know.. the basic stuff that lets me remain a child at heart yet catering to my adult need for comedic vulgarity.

Books:

Mostly college textbooks, but I have been known to pick up a copy of the Farmer's Almanac from time to time so I can check on the.. umm.. corn.. yeah.. corn I have growing in the backyard... yeah.. corn..

Heroes:

Quagmeyer, Grandpa Jones, and Tiny Tim. Live on in the tulips my brotha!

My Blog

Wanting Out

I wait, wait, wait and wait to wait some more and wait again To wait and wonder warry tarry for the girl I want to marry Plot and plunder all the things that gave me hope of metal rings And all is ...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another Random Bit of GOOOOO

my last entry was a fallacy in that it really wasn't an entry. It was more of a ... umm... I forget... but alas, my soul is ready to move forward with the things laid out before me, where ever the...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BS

Promises Promises We all make our promises And still all the promises make our promises more promising The lack of integrity makes the lack of our promising youth inpsire the promising seniors to ...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So Long Tongue Ring

for the sake of growing up and such, plus my soon-to-be endeavors into the world, I have decided to take out my tongue ring. I know this saddens many of ya'll.. but alas, it is what has to be done. ...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Random Drunken Bulletin I Posted and Really Liked

I posted this stuff one night whilst intoxicated on a bulletin and didn't know I did it until someone responded to it. So, in case you missed all of its glory and misspellings, here it is: do you ...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What A Joy

I know that we will find her when the rain has washed away our sins I feel the pain inside her when the pain has chipped away our chins random love of a random word toward the inexplicable remem...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Few Lines

Through all the ages of imperial existence I have found reason to be slashing through the trees My own endeavors of reciprocal endorsement Have kept my wishes in a panic on their knees   Would an...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Search For Regret

The chords of release have dug deep into my veins threatening to never let me go. This is a fear of mine for I want to be set free from that release. I want to be away from goodbye. I am sufficie...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Releasers and Spitters

I pulled you out of my hat like a rabbit, you see A rabid rabbit in me That keeps on bullying me like a whore Who wants more Than the twenty before Reaching in and pulling out to find I must spel...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

-------------------ISH

Mirrors are deceiving Especially the ones that lie Lie about the past and future Telling us when we will die Pictures are retrieving Retrieiving dogs and cats for war Fight amongst the pure an...
Posted by Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST