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About Me

"I MIGHT HAVE HIT TINA....BUT I HIT HER WITH MY BEST SHOES"-IKE TURNER I live in Sunny Douchbag Land (aka) Los Angeles....I married an actor...a WORKING actor...and pitcher, so that happened...Im a left handed jew....i miss THE BAY (south of market frisco)....i'm currently an Assistant Editor in Santa Monica for a TV show.....finished my Masters Degree in fall of 04...moved out here to make s**t happen...in this town of face lifts and vapid souls....I'm obsessed with "Flight Of The Conchords" and "Six Feet Under" ( I have named my electric scooter "Nate Fischer")....i pop flinstone vitamins all day...i screen phone calls....the last time i directed anything was 3 years ago and the film is titled Bust A Shalom......the sound sucks balls so the project is on hold....for a long long time....a really long time...i doubt anyone is going to keep reading this part of my profile so i think i am just going to stop...
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My Interests

the ocean,talking shit,yoga, pretending to finish screenplays, white majic, Electronica, Rock shows, drawing cartoons, film, memories of the early nineties, complaining, skiing, mocumentaries, planning vacations and coming back broke as a MF, cutting-up etc...

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE THAT DON'T SUCK

Music:

Dubb and Roots Reggae, British Rock, Hip Hop, Funk, Northern Soul Garage Band, Breakbeat, Drum and Bass (...Joy Division,King Tubby,,Junkie XL, Sasha, Nick Warren, The Clash, Organized Confusion, Mos Def, Kasabian, Beat Junkies, Eak A Mouse, Arcade Fire...etc...)

Movies:

THE SHINING!!, Half Nelson,City Of God, DOT, Sherry Baby, The Last King of Scottland, Superbad, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, American Psyco, Goodfellas, Team America, 24 Hour Party People, The Warriers, New Jack City, Maria Full Of Grace, Best In Show, Gummo, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Ghostbusters, Scarface, Adventures in Babysitting, Revenge of the Nerds, Evil Dead 2,the south park trilogy about Imagination Land.....

Television:

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, MAN VS WILD, SURVIVOR MAN, Six Feet Under is the best show that ever existed and ever will. and The Family Guy, Weeds, Queer As Folk, Airline, National Geographic, Ghost shiiit on the Travel Channel, South Park, Sopranos, and any shitty show that my husband is on for 2 seconds....but only for that 2 seconds...

Books:

Running With Scissors, The Alchemist, Yoga For People Who Can't Be Bothered By It, Paris Trance,all books on white majic, all books on the noir or gangster film era, law of attraction books, eastern philosophy books...

Heroes:

The Muppets, The California Raisins, my family, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Kubrick,