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Snotty (MASTER)

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I live in the HOTel cORAL esSEX. I finally have moved into the Ricky Ricardo suite. But I still visit my friends the Tri-Lams from time to time. My 'son' will soon take over; as he is now ready!..

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My Interests

Hocking Loogies at flies, breaking mirrors with my thunderous belch, smoking bidis while holding them sideways, decorating my room ... thanks for calling a pigsty. As for those who would say I should be ashamed of myself ... who fcking made you God?

I'd like to meet:

any of my sons and daughters who call me their MASTER. I will decide when they are ready to take over. You must be able to AT LEAST do this before I can and will take you to the next level. So far there has been only one:..You can also learn a lesson from this "drunken master"....

Music:

the "No On 15 rap" is a favorite, as well as the sound of bottles slowly emptying down my throat

Movies:

Big Trouble in Little China and the Golden Child..

Television:

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Books:

well stained Playboys

Heroes:

David LoPan ... Egg Shen never could beat him...