Hocking Loogies at flies, breaking mirrors with my thunderous belch, smoking bidis while holding them sideways, decorating my room ... thanks for calling a pigsty. As for those who would say I should be ashamed of myself ... who fcking made you God?
I'd like to meet:
any of my sons and daughters who call me their MASTER. I will decide when they are ready to take over. You must be able to AT LEAST do this before I can and will take you to the next level. So far there has been only one:..You can also learn a lesson from this "drunken master"....
Music:
the "No On 15 rap" is a favorite, as well as the sound of bottles slowly emptying down my throat
Movies:
Big Trouble in Little China and the Golden Child..
Books:
well stained Playboys
Heroes:
David LoPan ... Egg Shen never could beat him...