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ROBERT a.k.a.ORANGE EL BORACHO

Women. . .nessesary unpleasantness' of life. . .stay away whenever possible

About Me

FIRST,AND FOREMOST,MY FRIENDS CALL ME "EL BORACHO,MOPAR MAN,A-BODY BORACHO,COCA-COLA KID,OR ROBERT/BOB."INGRID,MY #1 TOP FRIEND,IS MY WIFE.SHE IS CURRENTLY IN LIMA,PERU...FINISHING LAW SCHOOL.SHE IS THE UN-OFFICIAL WORLD CHAMPION JEALOUS WIFE...SO DON'T PISS HER OFF,AT ME OR YOURSELF!!!"DANGER,DANGER...WILL ROBINSON!!!HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE MY SPANISH WOMAN SCORNED!!!SHE IS MY #1 PASSION,FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY BEER/ALCOHOL,TV LAND,MOPARS(A-BODIES MOSTLY),COCA-COLA AND THE TV SHOW"DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES."OUR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE CHARACTERS OLIVER AND LISA DOUGLAS,IN ONE OF OUR FAVORITE CLASSIC TV SHOWS,"GREEN ACRES,"IN MOST ASPECTS.MY EX WIFE GOT MY YOUTH,HEALTH,SANITY,CHILDREN,MONEY,POSSESSIONS,AND THE RING...I GOT THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,AND THE FINGER!!!I AM ANOTHER F**KING PREVIOUSLY DIVORCED/CHILD-SUPPORT PAYING/MIDDLE AGED/BALDING/ ALCOHOLIC/HALF STARVED/HALF HOMELESS/ NEARLY BROKEN(FINANCIAL,EMOTIONAL,SPIRITUAL AND MEDICAL) NEARLY SUICIDAL MAN,HOWEVER,BELIEVE ME OR NOT...YADA YADA...I AM STILL HONEST,AND I AM LOOKING FOR HONEST FRIENDS(NOT ROMANCE),FOR CHATTING,NETWORKING...WHATEVER???!!! I am a avid cyclist, hiker, kayaker, camper. I am a lifetime charter member of the "Good Sam Club" for RVers. I also love many types of music, old movies and sitcoms. I am an avid Coca-Cola collector and have been for many years. Because of myself, my charming youngest sister is now also a Coca-Cola freak as well(a.k.a...SHADY... KENDRA...CHEEKS...ETC.?). I collect Mopar cars and memorabilia."MOPAR OR NO CAR,POWERED BY PENTASTAR,GOT MOPAR?,IT TAKES A MOPAR TO CATCH A MOPAR,IF YOU CANT DODGE IT,RAM IT!!!"My handle on the radio(C.B.)is Mopar Man.(channel 13...the Good Sam channel.)I like to live in the past. I think life would be a whole lot better if everyone would drop off the planet except for a few select people. The only good cop,judge or lawyer, is a dead one! (except for Ingrid) If you are single and reading this, take it from an old divorcee, DON'T GET MARRIED.Find what you like in life and DRINK IT!! My kingdom for a lifetime of cold Rolling Rocks, Absolut,Chivas,Courvosier VSOP,(AH HELL,ANY ALCOHOL,CALL ME AN ALCOHOLIC,I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU F**KING THINK OF ME PROBABLY ANYWAY) TvLand sitcoms,well done boneless steak,"the only thing I eat with a bone is INGRID",Chinese food,Italian subs,Coca-Cola,and hot Spanish women,(specifically Ingrid),WHILE LIVING/RUNNING MY DREAM HOUSE(THE WAYBURY INN a.k.a. STRATFORD INN,ON MY SECOND FAVORITE SHOW,"NEWHART").Anarchy in the USA!! I have a crazy obbsession with EVA LONGORIA,SELA WARD,LISA LOEB,JACLYN SMITH,DIANE LANE,AND THE LATE GREAT...DAME GREER GARSON(whom my youngest daughter is named after). I live for Sunday nights to watch Eva Longoria on Desperate Housewives. NO PHONE CALLS ON SUNDAY NIGHT 9:00pm-10:00pm EST !! Most of the time,I like to hang out drinking for hours in front of the tv.WELL,EVERY PERSON HAS THEIR OWN PRIVATE AND PERSONAL LOVE/AGENDA...MINE IS REMINISCING ABOUT DAYS GONE BY,WITH THE HOPE OF A BETTER TOMORROW,WITH PEOPLE I LOVED/LOVE NOW...OR WILL IN THE FUTURE... DO NOT CONDEMN ME FOR THE MISTAKES OF MY PAST...LET HE HAS NOT SINNED CAST THE FIRST STONE,OR EMPTY BEER BOTTLE(I THINK THAT IS FROM THE NEW ALKY TESTAMENT).LIVE FAST AND DIE YOUNG...UNFORTUNATELY MY BLOODLINE IS FULL OF LONGEVITY.I AM IN LINE FOR SOME MORE HEARTACHE...I GUESS.PEACE!!!PLEASE DO NOT LITTER...EXCEPT WITH THE BODIES OF COPS,JUDGES,AND LAWYERS.ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES,ENJOY BUT DONT DESTROY!!!CHEERS!!!Myspace HelpExtended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I DID meet him and printed his teeshirts! haha

Music:

types:all types of music,EXCEPT NEW COUNTRY,WHITNEY HOUSTON,CELINE DION,ETC.ie:ALICE IN CHAINS(MY OBVIOUS FAVORITE),ACDC,ADAM AND THE ANTS,ADOLESCENTS,AEROSMITH,ANGEL FALLEN,ANGRY SAMOANS,ALIENT ANT FARM,ALKAHOLICS,ALLMANS,EVA ALLYON,AMERICA,IAN ANDERSON,ANTHRAX,ASHANTI,ASSOCIATION,A3,BAD BRAINS,BARENAKED LADIES,BEASTIE BOYS,BEATLES,BEE GEES,ARCHIE BELL,TONY BENNETT,DAVID BENOIT,B-52S,BIG COUNTRYBLACK CROWES,BLACK FLAG,BLACKFOOT,BLACK LAB,BLACK LABEL SOCIETY,BLACK SABBATH,MARY J BLIGE,BLIND MELON,BLINK 182,BLONDIE,BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS,BOOKER T AND THE MG'S,DAVID BOWIE,BOXCAR WILLIE,JAMES BROWN,BUCKCHERRY,BUCKINGHAMS,JIMMY BUFFET,BUSH,BUTTHOLE SURFERS,BYRDS,CAKE,CAKEHOLE PRESLEY,JERRY CANTRELL,CARPENTERS,CARS,CLARENCE CARTER,JUNE CARTER,JOHNNY CASH,CHERRY POPPIN DADDIES,CHIC,CHUMBAWUMBA,CIRCLE JERKS,ERIC CLAPTON,CLASH,CLUTCH,BOOTSY COLLINS,JUDY COLLINS,SHEMEKIA COPELAND,CORRS,ELVIS COSTELLO,CRANBERRIES,CRASH TEST DUMMIES,ROBERT CRAY,CRAZY TOWN,CREAM,CREED,CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL,CSNY,SHERYL CROW,CRYSTAL METHOD,CULTURE CLUB,CURE,CYPRESS HILL,CYRKLE,MORRIS DAY,OTIS DAY,DAYS OF THE NEW,MILES DAVIS,SAMMY DAVIS JR,DEAD KENNEDYS,DEAD OR ALIVE,DEAD SEASON,TOM DEAN,DEATH ROW,DEPECHE MODE,DEVLINS,DEVO,DEVONSQUARE,NEIL DIAMOND,DIDO,DIGITAL UNDERGROUND,DIMMU BORGIR,DIRE STRAITS,DISTURBD,DMX,DOA,DOGG POUND,DOKKEN,DONOVAN,DOOBIES,DOORS,DR.DRE,DREAM THEATER,DURAN DURAN,BOB DYLAN,EARTH WIND AND FIRE,ELO,EMF,EMINEM,ENYA,EVANESENCE,EVERCLEAR,EVERLAST,ROBER TA FLACK,FLEETWOOD MAC,FLOCK OF SEAGULLS,FLYING LIZARDS,PETER FRAMPTON,ARETHA FRANKLIN,FUNKDOOBIEST,PETER GABRIEL,J GEILS,GERMS,GOD,GODSMACK,GRANDMASTER FLASH,GRATEFUL DEAD,MACY GRAY,ANDY GRIFFITH,GUNS AND ROSES,BUDDY GUY,HALL AND OATES,HED,HELMET,HIM,ICE CUBE,BILLY IDOL,INCUBUS,ISLEYS,JANET JACKSON,MICHAEL JACKSON,JOE JACKSON,ETTA JAMES,RICK JAMES,JAY Z,JAZZY JEFF,JEFFERSON STARSHIP,ELTON JOHN,OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN,TOM JONES,JOURNEY,KAJAGOOGOO,KANSAS,KEB MO,R KELLY,KID N PLAY,KILLSWITCH ENGAGE,BB KING,KISS,GLADYS KNIGHT,KOOL AND THE GANG,KORN,KOTTONMOUTH KINGS,DAVE KOZ,LENNY KRAVITZ,LAKESIDE,LED ZEPPELIN,TOMMY LEE,HUEY LEWIS,LINKIN PARK,LITTLE FEAT,LISA LOEB,JENNIFER LOPEZ,LORDS OF ACID,LYNRD SKYNRD,MACK 10,NATALIE MACMASTER,MADNESS,MADONNA,MAD SEASON,MARILYN MANSON,MARKY MARK,BOB MARLEY,DEAN MARTIN,MARY JANE GIRLS,MASCEO,MATCHBOX 20,DAVE MATTHEWS,JOHN MAYALL,BRIAN MCKNIGHT,MALCOLM MCLAREN,DELBERT MCLINTON,MEATLOAF,METALLICA,PAT METHENY,METHOD MAN,STEVE MILLER,MIRACLES,MISFITS,JONI MITCHELL,MOLLY HATCHET,EDDIE MONEY,MONIE LOVE,MOTLEY CRUE,MUDVAYNE,MUSICAL YOUTH,WILLIE NELSON,NEWCLEUS,NEW ORDER,NICKLEBACK,NIRVANA,NO ADDRESS,TED NUGENT,ODYSSEY,OL'DIRTY BASTARD,OZZY,ROBERT PALMER,PARLIAMENT,TEDDY PENDERGAST,PENNYLIQUID,PET SHOP BOYS,TOM PETTY,PHISH,WILSON PICKETT,P.I.L.,PINK,PINK FLOYD,POD,POLICE,PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,ELVIS PRESLEY,PRIMUS,PRINCE,PROLETARIAT,PSYCHEDELIC FURS,PSYCHOSTICK,GARY PUCKETT,PUDDLE OF MUD,QUEEN,QUEEN LATIFAH,QUEENSRYCHE,QUIET RIOT,RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE,RAIDERS,RAMONES,RATT,OTIS REDDING,RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS,REM,ROLLING STONES,ROOMFUL OF BLUES,ROSE ROYCE,DIANA ROSS,RUN DMC,RUSH,SADE,SALIVA,SALT N PEPA,SAM AND DAVE,SANTANA,SCARFACE,SELENA,SEMISONIC,SEX PISTOLS,SHADOWS FALL,SHINEDOWN,SIMON AND GARFUNKEL,FRANK SINATRA,SLIPKNOT,SLY STONE,SMASHMOUTH,SMITHS,SNAP,SNOOP DOGG,SOUNDGARDEN,SPANDAU BALLET,BITNEY SPEARS,SPICE GIRLS,SPINNERS,SPIRAL STAIRCASE,BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN,SQUEEZE,STAIND,EDWIN STARR,STARSHIP,STATLER BROTHERS,STEELY DAN,STING,STONE SOUR,STONE TEMPLE PILOTS,STRAY CATS,STROKES,STYLITICS,STYX,SUBLIME,SUGARHILL GANG,SUM 41,DONNA SUMMER,SYSTEM OF A DOWN,TALKING HEADS,TAMAR,TAPROOT,JAMES TAYLOR,JAMES TAYLOR QUARTET,KOKO TAYLOR,THALIA,THEORY OF A DEAD MAN,THOMPSON TWINS,TIME,GEORGE THOROGOOD,TLC,TOADIES,TONIC,TRAPT,JETHRO TULL,TUPAC,TWO LIVE CREW,TYPE O NEGATIVE,UB40,UNION GAP,U2,UTFO,VAN HALEN,VANILLA ICE,VAN MORRISON,STEVIE RAY VAUGHN,VIBRATORS,WAR,WEEZER,BARRY WHITE,WHITE ZOMBIE,WHO,WHODINI,ROBBIE WILLIAMS,WINGS,STEVIE WONDER,XHIBIT,XTC,Y&T,YES,NEIL YOUNG,ROB ZOMBIE,ZZ TOP,ETC.

Movies:

types:all types of armageddon/end of civilization,comedy,old movies,silent,and zombieie:ARMAGEDDON,ASTEROID,BACK TO THE FUTURE(ALL),BARFLY,BREAKING AWAY,CLOCKWORK ORANGE,CLOSE ENCOUNTERS,CROCODILE DUNDEE(ALL),DAWN/DAY/LAND/NIGHT/RETURN 1-3 OF THE DEAD,DAY AFTER,DAY AFTER TOMORROW,DEEP IMPACT,ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK/L.A.,FERRIS BUELLER,40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN,GENERAL,GOLDRUSH,GOONIES,GUNFIGHT AT OK CORRAL,LEAVING LAS VEAGAS,MRS. PARKINGTON,OFFICE SPACE,PLANET OF THE APES(ALL),PRETTY IN PINK,RED DAWN,SHINING,SIXTEEN CANDLES,SPIES LIKE US,STRIPES,VACATION(ALL),WAR GAMES,WAR OF THE WORLDS,ETC.Music Video: I STAY AWAY (by Alice In Chains)

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Television:

types:all types of classic tv(TV LAND,NICK AT NITE,ETC.)mostly sitcomsie:DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES(MY OBVIOUS FAVORITE),ADAM 12,ADDAMS FAMILY,ALL IN THE FAMILY,BATMAN,BEVERLY HILLBILLIES,BEWITCHED,BRADY BUNCH,CAR AND TRACK,CHARLIES ANGELS,CHEERS,CHIPS,DALLAS,DICK VAN DYKE,DRAGNET,DUKES OF HAZZARD,EMERGENCY,FAMILY AFFAIR,FANTASY ISLAND,FLINTSTONES,FRASIER,GET SMART,GHOST AND MRS.MUIR,GILLIGANS ISLAND,GREEN ACRES,ANDY GRIFFITH,HAPPY DAYS,BENNY HILL,HONEYMOONERS,I DREAM OF JEANNIE,I LOVE LUCY,JETSONS,LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN,LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY,LEAVE IT TO BEAVER,LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE,LOST IN SPACE,LOVE BOAT,LUCY SHOW,MAMAS FAMILY,MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS,MARRIED WITH CHILDREN,MARY TYLER MOORE,MASH,MORK AND MINDY,MR.MAGOO,MR.ROGERS,MUNSTERS,MY FAVORITE MARTIAN,NEWHART,BOB NEWHART SHOW,NIGHT COURT,NIGHT GALLERY,NIGHT STALKER,ODD COUPLE,ONCE AND AGAIN,OUTER LIMITS,PATTY DUKE SHOW,MORTON DOWNEY SHOW,PETTICOAT JUNCTION,ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE,SANFORD AND SON,SAVED BY THE BELL,SPEED RACER,JERRY SPRINGER,SUPERMAN,THAT GIRL,THREES COMPANY,THREE STOOGES,TONITE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON,TWILIGHT ZONE,UNDERDOG,WALTONS,WEEDS,WKRP,ETC.