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About Me

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
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My Interests

"Beer Lovers Are My Interest"...Sometimes when I reflect back I become concerned about all the beer they drink . Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If you didn't drink, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that you drink and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about your liver. Your Friend "Beer"

I'd like to meet:

People that Love me for who I am..."Beer"!

Don't fret boys!
There's plenty more where that came from.
After all, I've had a few accidents myself.
Remember if your drinking, never trust a fart!

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Heroes:

The Brewers!
They make "Me" Just right for you, "My Friends"!

I can help Look how relaxed he is! Earlier that day he wrecked his car, his wife left him, his dog ran away, and he lost his job,
but after a nice soaking with "Me"! He's stress free and doesn't have a care in the world. Way to go little buddy!

My Blog

Your most intoxicating, moment!

What was your most intoxicating, embarrassment?
Posted by Beer on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer.Men should take a concerned look at their beer consu...
Posted by Beer on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

The Consumption of Alcohol

Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestionthat the following warning labels be placed immediately on allvarieties of alcohol containers:WARNING: The consumption o...
Posted by Beer on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

The Buffalo Theory of Beer.

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for ...
Posted by Beer on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

Beer Wisdom

beer wisdom Son, a good beer is like a good woman. It looks nice. It smells nice and you would step over your own mother to get one.-Homer Simpson-------------------------------------------------...
Posted by Beer on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

If men wrote for Cosmo

If men wrote for Cosmo.. Body: Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for...
Posted by Beer on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

Ode to "Beer"

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this b...
Posted by Beer on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST