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Steve

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Name: Steve
Birthday: Nope, just missed it
Birthplace: the laboratory
Current Location: In a van down by the river
Eye Color: hazel green
Hair Color: brown
Heigh..dy Type: 6' 5"/Petite
Right Handed or Left Handed: Actually I have both
Your Heritage: Irish, French, Swedish, American Indian and probably other stuff too.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Your mother's
Your Weakness: pain
Your Fears: Long, intrusive surveys.
Your Perfect Pizza: baked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to become the first person to sail around the world in a gas-filled douchebag.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I see.
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: the inside of my nose
Your Bedtime: much later
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't recall
Pepsi or Coke: No thanks I'm fine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Really, don't go to any bother
Single or Group Dates: Dancing with myself
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla: caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: Most any caffeine delivery system will be fine
Do you Smoke: only when on fire
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: I prefer to rap
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, in Lake Monroe.
Have you Been in Love: Stop touching me before I tell an adult
Do you want to go to College: Again?
Do you believe in yourself: No, but I believe I can fly. Now, watch out below.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes when standing perfectly still
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I jog to the refrigerator several times a day
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as they keep their pie-holes shut
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes as long as I'm not driving in one.
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Would you like me to pee in a cup?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, but I didn't put out.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I had to stop eating boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who's she?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, in Lake Monroe.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Why, what are you missing?
Ever been Drunk: Never.
Ever been called a Tease: I told you, I don't put out
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but I was drunk.
Ever Shoplifted: only when I wanted something
How do you want to Die: Put the knife down and we'll talk about it.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean I'm gonna get bigger?
What country would you most like to Visit: USA. There's still a lot left to see.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: White around the outside, whatever inside.
Favourite Hair Color: I like it all
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 4'2" to 7"6" or somewhere in the vicinity
Weight: 85-425 give or take
Best Clothing Style: new wave
Number of Drugs I have taken: several legally
Number of CDs I own: 65
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6
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Eating poisonous berries, tumbling half-nude through poison ivy, chewing on rusty nails, stepping barefoot on sandspurs.
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Music:

Classic rock, country, 80s, pop, even like some classical. Beatles, AC/DC, U2, Nickelback, Nirvana, Joe Diffie, George Strait, Rush, Journey, Bad Company, Audioslave, Chicago, etc.

Movies:

You probably wouldn't have guessed, but I like stupid humor. Naked Gun, Airplane, Office Space, Bruce Almighty, etc. Adventure flicks are nice too. I can watch chick flicks as long as they contain stupid humor and adventure.

Television:

Yes. I like television. Thank you for asking.

Books:

I love coloring.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, WonderWoman, Aquaman, Hong Kong Phooey, Captain Caveman (sort of), etc, etc.

My Blog

"Decorative" Towels

  Well, I don't usually go on about things like this, atleast not on this blog, but I can't hold this in any longer.  Why in the world do people take a functional item like a towel and turn...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

A Few Humorous Tidbits (Some Funny Crap)

Don't have much to say but instead wanted to share some relatively stupid but funny things I've come across.   If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see on...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST