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dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d)

scarier than a cop with a speculum

About Me

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My Interests

magic, art, music, plants, pretty mushrooms, hula, afro-hatian dance, good books, arguing (I right! I knew it!) jokes, proverbs, urban legends, folktales, retorts (get off my case, toilet face), dc vertigo comic books, folk medicine, permiculture, and food, food is good, i like food

I'd like to meet:

someone with something good to say ^)

Music:

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Movies:

old Akrira Kurasoua (how do you spell that?) black and white samuri dramas and anything by Jim Jarmusch or M. Night Shmama-lama-mama or whatever his name is and whale rider.

Television:

hurts my head, but it baby sits my kids and my husband pretty well, which is great exept when I need them to respond to a question or do something

Books:

Im curently reading all the tales from the reservation (Shoeless Joe, The moccasin Telegraph etc. with frank fence-post) by Kinsella. I like Richard Broutigan's "In Watermelon Sugar" also Toni Morrison, Neil Gaiman, the book GeekLove, Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man and many many morePlease don't bug me with any of that snotty esoteric existential Albert Camus and Herman Hesse French and German philosophical crap...just keep away from me you guys...you too Kafka, get back...I said back Doskyefsky! back!

Heroes:

Zora Neale Hurston, Proffessor Alan Dundes, The Brothers Grimm, Katherine Dunham, My Teachers, My son Sequoia, My Gramma, Anyone whos ever written a good book, sung a pretty song, told a good story, anyone who is able to put up with me for any extended period of time

My Blog

musings on a distorted perception

Hating myself screwed up my life more than drugs, bad relationships, negligent parents, traumatic events, mean teachers, crappy schools, and this shitty world. The thing that's been holding me back f...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:26:00 PST

poems are assholes (meta-poem no.12 &35)

poems are hipster wanna-be douchebagsthey spend hours and hours redoing their makeup to look like they just crawled out of bedthey snap their fingers in appreciation of each other while sipping black ...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

closure, confrontation etc.

Ive always prided myself in my attempts to never be two-faced. I try never to talk behind peoples backs but to talk to people about things that bother me. Sometimes I need counsel on how to deal wit...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:27:00 PST

skinny b**ch and her bogus reasons to be vegan

I used to be a vegan when I was like 19-22, but I really relly don't think it makes all that much sense.. I just saw the video "skinny bitch's top 5 reasons to be vegan ..now its my humble o...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:42:00 PST

i hate democrats and republicans

all of them, I'm a third party spoiler...... ...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

career impotence

I have a confession to make. Career wise I have a limp dick. Thats right people are always happy to meet me and hire me but when it comes to my preformance its never enough for them. It doesn't matt...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST

dante’s inferno

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-B...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:32:00 PST

your facial hair is a source of great amusement for me (and other shallow things to say)

There is nothing more fun than making fun of a guy for doing strange things that are supposed to somehow make them more manly, and may do so to other men-but 95% of the time will make you loose points...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

things I will never understand part deux

what the hell are those hotel towels for?you know the ones that are too big to be washcloths but too small to dry hair?why don’t they have towels that actually fit around people?are motel towels...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

two dead friends on my instant messinger list

Sometimes I cant sleep and I find myself at some butt ass hour of the morning staring at my friends list on yahoo IM hoping someone/anyone is awke and lonely like meand Im not acomplishing I’m d...
Posted by dyslexic poet,s society (p.s.d) on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST