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NEWS ITEM - "Female Orgasm" Myth Conclusively Busted

Cutting myself is my Anti-Drug

NEWS ITEM - Local man accused of nut-hawking

Important message for Youtube users

NEWS ITEM - Area man disputes title of sitcom

Open letter to Tom

A cartoon

Book Review: All About Little Black Sambo

NEWS ITEM - God denies being a pussy

Image Comments

The Adventures of Swearing Baby and Masturbating Orangutan

Potpourri

Survey

Words and pictures

Niche greeting cards

Easy predictions

Super Nasty

Grab Bag

Dyno the Rocket Boy vs. the Pubes-on-the-Soap Fairy

Why your religion is dumb

Bouillabaisse

Notes from the campaign trail

Stochastic

Ask Bobby Knight
The Ongoing Threat of Teens

Obscene Novelty Finials

Laughter, Tears As 'Bush Administration' Wraps

Keith Olbermann Sends Back Soup In a Restaurant

A message from the Obama campaign

A message from the McCain campaign

Political Bumper Stickers

New Carlin a Smash Hit in Hell

Interview with an Astronaut

Trendwatch: Recto-Phrenology

Music Fan Gets Fucking Face Rocked Off

Study: Phil Collins Unable to Shove Grammy up Own Ass.


VH1 Greenlights 'Palin of Love'


How'd I get cc'd on this?


NES Boxer Axes Cornerman

New Development in Tramp Stamp Technology

Meaning of Life Discovered; Boredom Ensues

Chick's Co-Workers are Bitches

Man Questions Bartender's Patriotism, Sexuality

Eating Champ in Massive Drug Bust

Ask the Dog Whisperer

Obama taps FreeCreditReport.com guy for Treasury Sec

Blagojevich Reveals True Identity

Bush Wins Award

Nation's POG Makers Seek Bailout

Questionable Quotations

Black Guy Breaches Inauguration Security

Obama's Honeymoon Period Over

Rookie Legislator Told to STFU, Lurk Moar

Congress Mandates Cork Dartboards

Another Obama Cabinet Setback

Really!?! Featuring Doctor Handsome

Teh News in Brief

Leaked '24' Script (SPOILERS!)

Infographic: Lent

Rush Limbaugh moonlights as...

Canseco, McGwire Bonuses Spark Backlash

Interview with Doctor Handsome

Hot-Plate Tax Increase Takes Effect

North Korea Test-Launches Long-Range Missile

Obama Meets With Destro


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My Blog

Weekend Caption Contest 8/7/09

The good news: the judge didn't give me any jail time.  The bad news: I'm not allowed anywhere near any Quinceañeras ever again.  It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you're familiar...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:57:00 GMT

Finish the joke

"So the president, a douchebag professor, and a racist cop walk into a bar..."
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:46:00 GMT

Contest Results 8/3/09

Yo, bitches.  The winner this week is...*Joe* He won by a country mile with this:I just want to put it on record that I violently oppose any autoplay audio in the entries.  Joe only gets a pass this ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:57:00 GMT

Weekend Caption Contest 7/31/09

I'd really like to see The Passion of the Christ re-dubbed so that the soundtrack is nothing but "Yakety Sax." That would be hilarious. It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you're fa...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:53:00 GMT

Contest Results 7/28/09

Yeah, I know I'm like a day late posting this.  But the good news is, I don't care.  The winner this week is...Bob Lorb He won with the entry seen here:Right behind Bob were this entry from Foxy...an...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:39:00 GMT

Weekend Caption Contest 7/24/09

When people do interviews where they get asked the cliche question, "What's your guiltiest pleasure?" how come nobody ever says, "cocaine?" It's Weekend Caption Contest time!As always, make sure you'r...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:54:00 GMT

Contest Results 7/20/09

Good shit this week, kids.  The winner is...Yours Truly, the Corporate Zombie  He won with the entry seen here:I gave my deciding vote to Tyler, but he was actually tied with this entry by Jesse (W-CT...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:59:00 GMT

The Ugly Side of Romance

New post on Sovietdisco.comClick the link or don't.  I'm not the boss of you. 
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:56:00 GMT

Weekend Caption Contest 7/17/09

So if I have a lifetime ban from all Hardees locations, does that apply to Carl's Jr. too? And really, isn't a lifetime ban for minor poop-throwing kind of excessive? It's Weekend Caption Contest time...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:56:00 GMT

Contest Results 7/13/09

The winner this week is...Foxy He dominated with the entry seen here:Other good ones included:- Dirty Sally - Spokeswoman for Vajayjay - ViriatoDavid Caruso never looked better.-   Johnny Dearborne ©...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:50:00 GMT