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Dredded Kave Kooks (official)

THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE MENTHOL CAMELS BACK

About Me


The tunefully discordant Dredded Kave Kooks existed from 1987-1994 in Toronto. They were total subscribers to the Lo-Fi DIY ethic because that's the only subscription they could afford. Their last jam (which Mike participated in while wearing a striaght jacket) was actually on the first weekend after Kurt Cobain's death and produced the cathartic "Lucid Trust". 95% of their material was improvised and unrehearsed and recorded simply for the sole amusement of the band members.
Their shotgun approach to rebellion was probably the result of their collective subconscious' trying to circumvent the "bought" media and the corporate state fascist propaganda.
Pure youthful rage, misdirected as it was, yet the after effect of many jams was non-stop giggling for days.
Two official cassettes were compiled from about fifty hours worth of garbage and were eventually released (one in 1987 and one the year after) and sent to CHRY, CKLN and CIUT radio stations to end up getting some surprisingly steady late night airplay (especially on York U's CHRY). Unfortunately the only device they used to record their sonic assaults with was a shabby old boombox, but later upgraded to an actual tapedeck(!) and a $30 RadioShack bi-directional microphone. The boombox was subsequently put out of commission with a Louisville Slugger and a Black & Decker drill.
One wonders what could have been created had they got their sweaty, grubby, bleeding, hairy palms on more mics, a multi-track recording device and/or Phil Spector's pre-murderous mind.
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Perhaps, if the Dredded Kave Kooks are lucky, the feeble artistic efforts of their spent youth will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, those efforts will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.
Feel free to leave us a kooky image or gif. NO GLITTER GRAPHICS! Comment Us!
Like flowers that bloom in the soil of our carnal and corrupt society, we shall administer retribution to the straying vermin that graze this earth, for WE ARE THE DREDDED KAVE KOOKS.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/23/2007
Band Members: Mike-He couldn't pour pee out of his boot with the directions written on the heel-(artwork, vocalizations, production, effects,). Bob-He would have told the captain of the Titanic, "Full Speed Ahead!"-(percussion,that old Roland drum machine, more cowbell, bass guitar (sometimes), and loops). Dan-Was not abused as a child but he should have been-(left handed guitars, an occasional stolen bass, effects).
Influences:All classic rock, punk, post punk and degenerate pop culture and aberrant artform that has been subliminally injected into our struggling brains and souls via mass media since we were children, especially: Pink Floyd, The Ramones, Devo, Sonic Youth, Cocteau Twins, D.R.I., Dead Kennedys, Negativeland, Butthole Surfers, Celtic Frost, Archie Bunker Politics, Apocalypse Culture, Feral House, Max Rockatansky, F.I., Day-Glo Abortions, Steve Fisk, Bauhaus, Jodie Foster Army, Amanita Muscaria, The Three Johns, Clinton Coke Lines, Felt, Big Stick, and that douche bag Celine Dion...

Sounds Like:

Sounds like: ...Talentless kavemen locked in a kave basement with rudimentary instrumentsmaking inharmonious noises. ...a village idiot taking a dump in a burlap sack...Blue Man Group withoutthe blue makeup and minus $50,000 in equipment. ...Late teenage angst gone a tad askew.

Record Label: MY MOTHER?
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Glitter Graphics

Bullshit glitter graphicsYeah, we've all sent 'em in our myspace life, some of you sickos may even enjoy receiving them. But like gansta rap, new country, and boy bands, glitter graphics just gotta ...
Posted by Dredded Kave Kooks (official) on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:09:00 PST

ALL FRIENDS WELCOME EXPECT FOR...

We welcome anyone to be a friend of the Dredded Kave Kooks. However you SHOULD NOT be one of our friends if:-you have a Nickleback song on your page.-you have a preponderance of glitter on you page.-...
Posted by Dredded Kave Kooks (official) on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:57:00 PST

MENTAL DIARRHEA

Silly adverts and pics from yesterday and yesteryear.Even though a car with a sunroof looks extremely good, twenty-five bucks is too much for a fake sunroof.But if your come up with a fake convertibl...
Posted by Dredded Kave Kooks (official) on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

On Human Distractions

If thinking hurts your brain, or you are more interested with MTV, IM, and you keep your nose buried most of the day in your iPod (I have one too!), cell phone, Blackberry or Blueberry or whatever it...
Posted by Dredded Kave Kooks (official) on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Why a MySpace page?

Ok, so here we are, finally. Carved out our little niche in cyber land along with, oh, half a million or so other bands. Why, you ask, a MySpace page for an insignificant speck of Kookiness which t...
Posted by Dredded Kave Kooks (official) on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST