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JOHNSON TATTOO

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Link To Johnson Tattoo HomepageI’VE CAPTURED THE ESSENCE OF DETROIT ON A T-SHIRT!I still have sizes M thru XXL of the T-Shirts I designed for the 2008 Chopper Show event that was on Saturday, August 9th outside the Corktown Tavern, downtown. $15 for front / back print, as depicted below. No postage if you want to pick one up at the shop; add $5 postage anywhere in North America or Canada. (Elsewhere, inquire) They're expertly screen-printed on premium-quality black shirts. Contact Roscoe at Johnson Tattoo if you want one - I can even accept Paypal, if that works for you. Limited quantities!

MY DAD LIVED THE HELL OUT OF THE '70's AND SURVIVED! HIS NAME IS GARY E. JOHNSON. HE'D BEEN TATTOOING FOR 5 YEARS WHEN HE OPENED HIS FIRST TATTOO SHOP IN 1969 WITH PARTNER G.H. IN JUDGE BRADLEY'S OLD COURTHOUSE IN WESTLAND. I WOULD HAVE BEEN 8 YRS OLD. G.H. MUST HAVE BEEN DOING SOME FUNKY SIDE BUSINESS OUT OF THE BACK PARKING LOT, BECAUSE HE SUDDENLY DROPPED OUT OF CIRCULATION WHEN MY DAD TOOK A WEEK OFF. WHEN DAD GOT BACK, HIS NEW PARTNER WAS IN G.H.'S OFFICE, READY TO LEARN THE TATTOO BUSINESS. G.H. HAD SOLD HIS HALF OF THE BUSINESS TO THE PRESIDENT OF A LOCAL MOTORCYCLE CLUB WITH NO NOTICE! DAD WAS DETERMINED TO MAKE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION, AND FORGED AHEAD. IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY OF THOSE '70's BIKER EXPOLOITATION MOVIES, THEY WERE LIVING IN A REAL-LIFE VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE. THE MOST EXCITING STORIES DAD HAS TO RECOUNT ABOUT THAT ERA CAN'T EVEN BE PUT INTO WRITING UNTIL ALL THE OLD-TIMERS HAVE SAFELY MADE THEIR FINAL ROAD-TRIP INTO THE AFTERLIFE ! I CAN SAY THAT THE SHOP SEEMED TO BE UNDER 24 HOUR SURVEILLANCE, AND THE BIKER CRAZINESS EVENTUALLY GOT TOO HAIRY FOR EVEN MY DAD (WHO COULD PARTY WITH THE BEST OF 'EM). HE GAVE UP HIS SHARE OF THE BUSINESS & MOVED TO TEXAS FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AT THE WARNING OF HARD-BOILED WAYNE COUNTY SHERIFF DETECTIVE JOHNNY JOHNSON, A HARD-DRINKIN' KOREAN WAR VET WHO HAD TAKEN CHARGE OF LOCAL OUTLAW BIKER INVESTIGATIONS. DOES DETECTIVE JOHNNY'S LAST NAME SOUND FAMILIAR? OH, RIGHT - HE HAPPENED TO BE MY GRANDPA. WHEN DAD REALIZED THAT A PAIR OF DICK TRACY'S WERE TAILING HIM ALL THE WAY TO TEXAS, SUSPECTING SOME KIND OF INTERSTATE MISCHIEF, HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF AND BOUGHT THEM A BEER TO DIFFUSE THE MISUNDERSTANDING ... ANYWAY, DON'T LET THESE ANECTDOTES WEIRD-YOU-OUT! MANY OF THE OLDEST TATTOO SHOPS IN THE USA HAVE THEIR ROOTS IN ASPECTS OF THE BIKER SUBCULTURE. DAD & MY BROTHER JOHN LATER OPENED "TATTOOING BY JOHNSON" ACROSS TOWN IN OUR CURRENT TAYLOR LOCATION, BUT THIS TIME THEY WERE DETERMINED TO MAINTAIN A MODERN, PROFESSIONAL ATMOSPHERE YOU'D BE COMFORTABLE BRINGING YOUR FAMILY TO.---- ROSCOE


FOLLOW THE INK: Over 40 Years of Johnson Tattoo by Gary Roscoe Johnson

Forget everything you've seen on Tattoo Reality TV. We're a working-class shop that doesn't suck-up to celebrities or exude so much attitude that you'd be uncomfortable coming in. Our boobs are 100% Real! We don't have obnoxious music blaring so loud that you can't hear yourself think. Our shop doesn't look like the inside of Hot Topic or like some kind of gothic Halloween dungeon. No skateboard ramps or band logos painted on the walls. We don't have dyed-black hair and so much metal in our faces that we look like we fell face-first into somebody's tackle-box. We focus on doing artistic tattoo work and safe body piercing for you at a price you can afford - in a clean, down-to-earth environment. Take advantage of it before we get all Hollywood on ya!What follows is a brief shop history, to stress that we're not one of the new shops that have recently jumped on the latest body art bandwagon with the dawn of "Reality TV." My Dad paid his dues and I'm getting there. The shop history goes back over 40 years ago to my ornery old dad, Gary Eugene Johnson. He was born to Ruby Riley on Oct. 25, 1942 in East St. Louis, Illinois. In 1946, the family moved to the Wayne-Westland area just outside Detroit, Michigan, where Ruby began to notice her son's artistic inclinations. By the age of 15 or 16, Gary had charmed some of his schoolmates' parents by hand-picking small tattoos on their kids’ pristine hide with a home-made needle/thread/eraser rig he says he still has somewhere. Grandma should have smelled trouble by then, right? Not yet fully realizing his ink aspirations, Dad got work driving a truck for the local incinerator in Inkster, and married a pretty local girl named Sharon Hedger he'd met at Palmer Road Baptist Church in Westland. Together they produced 2 boys - Gary Roscoe Johnson and John Clarence Johnson, both of whom would eventually follow Gary into the tattoo trade. Dad got his first “professional” tattoo at a little shop outside Ft. Wood, Missouri during basic training for the US Army. His enlistment didn't pan-out, but getting that crude $6 heart and dagger tat was enough to convince him he wanted to follow the INK. But it was 1965, and the 23 year old found that it wasn't that easy to get into the tattooing trade; his persistence paid off, though, as he began to acquire equipment, develop his tattooing skills and network with suppliers, other artists, and build his artistic reputation. By 1969, he was able to open his first tattoo shop in the Detroit area, Westland's House of Tattooing. He would later pass "House" on to partner Marty, and continue to ink elsewhere in Michigan. My brother John was more enthusiastic than me to learn the trade, but went on an enlistment in the Navy after doing so. His enlistment finished a few years later, he worked as a welder, before combining resources with Gary to open Tattooing by Johnson, located in nearby Taylor. I'd done some hobby tattooing as far back as 1981, when dad gave me my first tattoo machine, and had also begun to perform an occasional basic body piercing, when pressured. By the time I decided to focus professionally on tattooing and piercing at Johnson, I’d done a couple of years Commercial Design at the Center for Creative Studies in Detroit, survived an enlistment in the Army, and had done graphic slave labor all over Toronto for about 10 years. If you want the truth, I was not exactly keen at first to skewer human flesh body-piercing style. Tattooing seemed much less intrusive - a kind of inky “controlled abrasion.” I seemed to be getting positive feedback on the body piercings though, so I got over the queasy initial impulses and worked to improve my technique up to professional standards by taking courses through the Association of Professional Piercers. In all humility, God Bless all who endure a tattooist’s or piercer’s early experiments. John and Gary had apprenticed our cousin Tammy Hubbard, so she was brought in after John moved to his private studio, Cherokee Creek, in nearby Garden City. Tammy retired, got married, then returned at John's shop after we'd brought in her apprentice, Tony Edmonds. My cousin Nick Johnson also apprenticed and laid much quality ink at Johnson before opening his own shop in Jackson - Precision Tattoo. Anyway, that's how we got to our current state of affairs. Today Roscoe, Tony, and Melanie maintain independent contracts under the Johnson name, and are proud to carry on the tradition of fine ink that Gary started over 40 years ago.

My Interests

Some of Roscoe's Tats: ............................................................ ....................

I'd like to meet:

People wanting the assassination wound stigmata of JFK tattooed on them; the bullet-wound scars of Andy Warhol, LBJ or Larry Flynt tattooed on their torso, "Insert Foot Here" under mouth, Social Security Number, phone number, "Do Not Resuscitate," "Not Your Name" so you can make bar bets like "I'll bet you a beer I don't have your name tattooed on my ass!" Self-portraits, Abstract Impressionism, Jackson Pollock Paintings, The Same Tattoo A Celebrity Has, Meat, Vegetables, Dead Things, Living Things, Undead Things, "Go In The Dark" tattoos, Tattoos of dermatological pathology such as Impetigo, Acne, Blackheads, Diaper Rash, The Severed Head of Ami James, Insect Bites, "Markings on the Flesh For The Dead" as proscribed by Leviticus, Hickeys or other suction prints, HIV Status, Anything or anybody Breaking Out Of A Vagina-Shaped Rip In The Skin, The severed head of Ami James emerging from a vagina-shaped rip in the skin, credit card numbers, Wrist-Watches, extra nipples or one on the top of your bald head, Socks, Shirts, or other pieces of jewelry or clothing, Glasses, Parasites, Ringworm, fungal conditions, Rust, Copyright Violations, Marriage Proposals, Personal Cheques, Stripes, Checkers, Polka-Dots, Plaid, Paisleys, Price Tags, "Ass-Hats" - Fun Hats for the Ass including Halo, Fractures, incorrect anatomy, butcher charts, The Entire Lyrics To "Free Bird," Invisible Tats, Extra Body Parts, "Does This Tattoo Make Me Look Fat?", LOL, Bodily Fluids or Semi-Fluids, Stab Wounds, Bed-Sores, Hairy Warts, Hair, Brown Finger-Tip, "Exit Only," "Audio IN;" "Sweet" and "Sour" or "Chocolate" and "Vanilla" over the Nipples, Fast Food, Port-Holes or Fistulas, Postage, "Return To Sender," "I'm With Stupid," "My Parents Went To Mecca, and All I Got Was This Lousy Tattoo," "Wake Up" on the inside of the eyelids, Day of the Week, Bleeding Gums, Parasitic Twin, Grocery Lists, Ingredients, "My Grandma Was a Cherokee Princess," Dandruff, Email Addresses, Jerod's Unemployed Fat, URL's, HTML, WTFWJD?, WWLRHD?, American Idol Portraits, American idle poor traits, Tattoo of a Butt inside The Butt, "Speak English Or Die" in Portugese, "What Are You Looking At?", "100% Natural", "Sugar - Free" (except on Diabetics), "Tattoos Are For Pussies" tattooed on Hello Kitty, "Half-Price", "Buy One, Get One Freak", "This is not a bumper-sticker" The word "Moustache" on the upper lip, The expressions "Left Eyebrow" and "Right Eyebrow" tattooed in the shape of the actual eyebrows after shaving them, hyper-magnified bacteria, the word LORD on the nose, LARD on the ass, a tiny worshipper running from temple to temple, the names of various body piercings underneath the actual piercings, Scissors-symbols at the end of surgery scars, electric outlets, pubic stubble, anything emerging from a toilet, illustration of a hole in the ground to be tattooed on the ass, the portrait of an athlete on the foot, ...--------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------Artzybashef f - Repressed HostilityArtzybasheff - IndecisionArtzybasheff - Executive of the FutureArtzybasheff - Anxiety

Music:

Some of Tony's work: ..
(scroll down for Melanie's slide show)

Movies:


I'm not unaware that "Johnson" is slang for the male reproductive organ, so the name "Johnson Tattoo" brings to mind a certain painful image. We will try not to dick you around. Working with artists can be funny business, as we're fussy and temperamental, and don't always function like some kind of "Tattoo Jukebox" you can just put your money into and get your product out of. We're real people with feelings and may throw a hissy-fit at the slightest criticism of our art or resistance to our ideas - these threaten to crush our fragile egos into a thousand precious little fragments. Honestly, why do real people put up with artists at all - much less PAY them? As tattooists, we are in a way priveleged to have members of the public trust us to indelibly mark them with our scrawlings - but also remember the pressure this must be on the artist to perform every single time to the exacting expectations of the client - any glitch or imperfection in the rendition of a tattoo is maddeningly final, and human flesh is this twitching, inflamed canvas attached to a person you may or may not even like, but who's paying for your time and expertise to express THEIR ideas. That's right - a tattooist is a specialized prostitute - we are rarely given the 0pportunity to express ourselves in our art - we are paid to whore out our talents to somebody else's ideas; Which, regrettably, is only fair, since that client has to wear the piece forever, duh, and is paying for it. But as artists, we are at our best expressing ourselves, so it can be frustrating having to play the tattoo jukebox. Point is, boo hoo, we have such a hard job, so feel sorry for us and pay us really well. Play the world's tiniest violin for us in sympathy. At least be patient with our little quirks and cut us some slack for occasional flakiness, quirkiness, general lack of social skills, flatulence and other hygeine problems. ........ Roscoe

Books:



Heroes:

Oldest Known Prosthetic Toe - Egyptian Mummy 300 BC I hope some creepy clown didn't make this:

One time in the late 1960s Captain Beefheart (Don Van Vliet) was short of money & selling vacuum cleaners door to door for a living. He knocked on a door in southern California & recognised the man who answered the door: science fiction writer and psychedelic prophet Aldous Huxley. Beefheart slowly looked down at the vacuum, up at Huxley, and said, "Sir, this sucks."

S.J.H. Sez "WHOAH!"

THE IKETTES FEATURING TINA'S TUNA

My Blog

WE HAVE IDENTIFIED THE BIG BABY!

WE HAVE IDENTIFIED THE BIG BABY! (Ref. previous blog) DUDE! Your'e supposed to KISS the babies, not FRENCH KISS them! http://mccainstongue.tumblr.com/  ...
Posted by Johnson Tattoo on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:11:00 PST

WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD, THE WEIRD GET GOING!

A big tattooed baby was seen gesticulating wildly on Ecorse Road last week in front of Johnson Tattoo in Taylor, Michigan - wearing nothing but an oversized diaper, sunglasses and a big pacifier. Fort...
Posted by Johnson Tattoo on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:06:00 PST

TIPPING


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"TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE" SALE AT JOHNSON TATTOO

As you may have heard, life as we know it has OFFICIALLY ENDED! The criminal syndicate we allowed into the Whitehouse has BANKRUPTED the United States of America! In a final "middle finger" gesture t...
Posted by Johnson Tattoo on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:20:00 PST

OLD BIKERS NEVER DIE ...

WHAT I DID LAST WEEKEND: Chopper Show Detroit 2008 - Corktown Tavern, Detroit - next door to Old Tiger Stadium on Michigan Avenue -  which was being demolished even as the event progressed. Sat.,...
Posted by Johnson Tattoo on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:48:00 PST