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the bitch named me

I rock the sox off a fox in a box.....

About Me

If you don't know me by now, you never will!!

Joe Bannanas
People Iced: Twenty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty Four
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Fire Crotch
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

i'd love to meet jim henson, that man was on one hell of a mind trip and he shared it with the world.

Television:

i love cartoon network and adult swim. i'm just a big kid

My Blog

drunk bloging......

i'm drunk and i suck at life. i'm 25 i live at home amd i'm a stripper in a fucking rat hole bar. i'm smart and talented, however i'm nicely fucked up right now due to the fact that my dead best ...
Posted by the bitch named me on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

owwweeee

 so it's offical i cracked my clavical (coller bone) i can't move my right arm, i'm in a sling and i'm gimpy. it sucks balls. i feel retarded due to the fact that i'm right handed and i'm on a sh...
Posted by the bitch named me on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

check this out

ok so gas prices went up again that sucks since my car only takes premium gas. however here in Michigan our lovely governor Jennifer Granholm finally did something productive she set up a petition to...
Posted by the bitch named me on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:11:00 PST

fuck it

well i haven't been to work since sunday,and damn it feel's good. i've actually had time to sleep,clean,catch up with friends and i even got to go see my friends band play. it's the slow season right ...
Posted by the bitch named me on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

007

ok so it's 2007 and we still don't have flying cars or telaporters. what the fuck? i mean when i was little i was told that by now we whould be living on the moon, and instead we're reading harry pott...
Posted by the bitch named me on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST

fu*k sprint

i woke up and for some fucked up reason i cant make outgoing calls i can recive calls but not make them. i'm soo frustrated with them. this on top of the fact that they called me 6 times a day for a w...
Posted by the bitch named me on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

fucking whores

i'm just gonna vent cuz i'm sooooooo fucking sick of fake ass, skank hoe's fuckin with my money. really just becuse your a dancer dose not mean that you have to act like a WHORE. first off learn to da...
Posted by the bitch named me on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:48:00 PST

i've lost my mind

ok so i'm sitting here at my computer drinking  chocolate milk and felling like a fat stripper. i'm trying to remember the last time i posted something and i can't , it must be my old age getting...
Posted by the bitch named me on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

the church of the fuzzy bunnys

i found this story and just had to share The Church of the Fuzzy Bunnys Jerry Colombo, a local entrepreneur in his 50s, was pursuing the American dream. On a back road in his home town of Ladson, Sou...
Posted by the bitch named me on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

THE PORN STAR

oh my god this bitch was a something else. she had big watermealon sized fake tits and an act that involved hot wax and secquined outfitts. the bitch was a tripp she had all the dancers kiced out of t...
Posted by the bitch named me on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST