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Jonny

Either that was vodka or water became alcholic....

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Hey, I'm Jon. I'm a musician. I love everything that has to do with musc. As a result, I am a music snob by nature. I listen to everything I can get my grubby little hands on. I gradutated from WCC with an Associates in Occupational Studies with an interest in Music AS WELL as a Degree in Music Production and Engineering. I play guitar, dabble on bass and drums, I want to learn the violin (used to play it in elementary and middle school), piano (took a WCC class in playing this), hand drums, quartz cyrstal singing bowls and harmonica and I'm going to get vocal lessons. As you can see, music is my life.
I'm in a band that plays harder stuff but I also write a lot of mellow, acoustic tracks. A lot of my musical influences are Tool, A Perfect Circle, Sublime, Goo Goo Dolls, Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, etc....
I'll do the whole "LIKES" and "DISLIKES" now.......oh how I conform.
WARNING: SOME OF THESE MAY OFFEND!!! I DON'T MEAN TO BUT THAT MAY HAPPEN ANYWAYS!!!
I LIKE: Sitting outside and watching clouds roll by on a bright, warm day. Going to concerts. Horror movies. A good book. Bonfires. Drinking with friends. Trips to Meijer's at 2:00 a.m. Playing music. Writing songs. Jamming out. Seeing people happy. Making people laugh. Telling jokes. The Silent Hill video game series. Getting occasionally high (it's rarer and rarer these days). Finding new artists/music to listen to. Long drives. Travelling. Watching my bearded dragon go apeshit. Hanging out with friends. Learning (anything really, learning makes me feel good about myself). Etc, etc, etc...
I DISLIKE: Stupid people. People who can't spell on-line (take a second and see if it looks right). People who abbreviate their words to just one letter (a.k.a. "u", "r" and other silly shit like that). People who use the words "nigga", "holla", "playa" and other assorted crap like that (please do not go, "HOLLA AT MAH BITCHZ!!! YOU'S ALL BE HOT!!!"......that's not even gramatically correct.....stupid people). People who can't understand it when you want to be left alone. Waking up early. Being labelled by childish, overused words that don't even apply to me (goth, freak, emo, punk, etc....none of those describe me because all of them have to be combined with other words to even begin). Cliques. Close-minded people. People who accept things as fact at a first glance without even trying to research a bit into the topic (which is why I can explain why "The Passion of the Christ" was one of the worst movies EVER!!). 90% of today's music. LAST BUT NOT LEAST (and this is more of a pet peeve then a dislike): People who post several pictures of themselves that ALL LOOK THE SAME! Okay, so it's a different angle by about 5 degrees...DON'T FUCKING POST IT!!! It's the same picture as the last one and you know it! Why put it up? People already know what you look like from the first picture, we don't need 5-10 more pictures that are only slightly different.
Other then that, I don't really want to write too much more. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Jonny out.

My Interests

Music, Instruments, Concerts, Movies, Hanging out, etc...
.. You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


70%

Hannibal Lecter


60%

Leatherface


50%

Michael Myers


50%

Jigsaw


50%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Captain Spaulding


45%

Buffalo Bill


30%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Candyman


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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I'd like to meet:

Clive Barker because the man is an art genius. The man will do anything to get his artistic point across, be it writing books, drawing comics, painting, making videogames, directing/writing/producing movies or directing a stage play. Brilliant guy.
Steve Wilson, singer/guitarist/songwriter of Porcupine Tree. The man can play ungodly amounts of instruments, plus he's a musical genius.
Natalie Portman, just to say I've met the woman I'm supposed to marry.
John Petrucci because he is currently my guitar idol. If only I could play like he does.

Music:

Porcupine Tree, Opeth, Ayreon, Children of Bodom, Blackfield, Tapping the Vein, Switchblade Symphony, Within Temptation, The Cure, Slayer, Sneaker Pimps, Tom Waits, B.B. King, Anthrax, Comatose Collin, Metallica, Pain of Salvation, Portishead, Muse, Wolfsheim, Athlete, Rick James, Sade, Rammstein, Symphony X, Megadeth, Sublime, GWAR, Elysian Fields, Lamb, Lamb of God, Slipknot, In Flames, Soilwork, Akira Yamaoka, King Crimson, Chanticleer, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Mr. Bungle, Yes, Rush, Dream Theater, Delerium, Death Cab For Cutie, Postal Service, Conjure One, Al Di Meola, Wes Montgomery, Steve Vai, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Motown Rage, Rage Against the Machine, Frou Frou, The Shins, The Frames, Damien Rice, ICP, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Dr. Dre, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, AC/DC, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Wumpscut, Alice In Chains, etc...
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Movies:

The City of Lost Children, Cemetery Man, Inugami, Akira, Hellraiser, Night of the Living Dead, Sin City, Batman, Amelie, Session 9, The Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist, Infernal Affairs, Uzumaki, Kairo, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Beetlejuice, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ringu, The Ring, Saving Private Ryan, Tae Guk Gi, Guns of Navarone, Where Eagles Dare, The Crow, 28 Days Later, Trainspotting, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, etc...Your results:
You are Batman Batman 90% Hulk 70% Iron Man 65% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Catwoman 60% Supergirl 60% Robin 55% Green Lantern 55% Wonder Woman 45% Spider-Man 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

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Television:

Tales From The Crypt, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, The Critic, Duck Man, The Simpsons, Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Elfen Lied, Chobits, Paranoia Agent, MXC, House MD, etc...

Books:

The Thief of Always, Holy Blood, Holy Grail, Constantines Sword, Inferno, Foucaults Pendulum, In the Name of the Rose, etc...

Heroes:

Clive Barker, Steve Wilson, John Petrucci, "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott

Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Twenty Eight
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker
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My Blog

A new song

A friend of mine has this song posted on her page. I listened, listened again, yet again and again and again. This song spoke to me, I don't know why. I don't know how. I feel something when I hear th...
Posted by Jonny on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST

***SPOILER ALERT*** Saw III Review ***SPOILER ALERT***

Okay, so here is my Pros and Cons review of Saw III:Pros:NONE!! This movie fucking sucked so much!!!! Take those rotting pig carcasses that are blended up and shove them up the goddamn writers asses!!...
Posted by Jonny on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

Nothing really interesting to report.

Just as the title says, nothing really interesting has been going on. My band played Harpos....sweet sweet.I'm working a lot......not so sweet sweet.I finally got to see Lucky McKee's The Woods......s...
Posted by Jonny on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

I took my first bath in 5 years....

So this is a rather large update because I haven't up dated in a while.1) Saw the Family Values Tour and it was overall a B+. Korn was so bad that we left before they even finished playing, hence beat...
Posted by Jonny on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST

Told this to Vered and decided to make it into a blog.

I had a bit more than an hour break off work so I went home to make myself a sandwich. When I got there, my cat was playing with something that I'd never seen before. When I got closer, it turned out ...
Posted by Jonny on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST

I got a new toy today!!!!

I got this bass for NOTHING! I paid ZERO dollars for it and it's all mine! I love this thing!Check out the specs on this sweet baby! Body Material: Luthite Bridge: Mono-Rail II with Fishman Piezo Ha...
Posted by Jonny on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

My girlfriend application. Laugh all you want, I'm laughing at myself.

Here are the requirements (pretty simple stuff if you ask me):1) You must be shorter then me. 5'5" at the tallest. I will make amends, but you really have to be one special gal.2) You must be involved...
Posted by Jonny on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST

Life is filled with disappointments....

You work so hard for what you believe in. You put your life and soul and body and mind and everything that makes you, you, into something you truly have faith in. And while it may not always fail comp...
Posted by Jonny on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

Funniest opening line to a rant that I've ever read....

Okay, so I took this from Sick Bastard over at BangedUp.com because I read this and proceeded to laugh so hard that I cried. No joke. So here it is!"If I was a chick, I would shove a lot of things int...
Posted by Jonny on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

Had to take my mom to the ER again.....

So my mom started showing symptoms of what could possibly be heart related problems. Luckily the EKG was normal but she's being kept overnight for observation.UPDATE:My moms is fine and gonna be home ...
Posted by Jonny on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST