Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach, preferably in New Jersey. I know some people think that's where New Yorkers put their garbage, but I happen to really like it...and trash. Thank you.

My Interests

If you don't think I am funny then we can't be friends. It's kind a pre-requisite for knowing me.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can use the word 'pedantic' correctly in a sentence, people who will put out on the first date "If you loved me, you'd just do it", hipsters who want to make out to the decemberists... especially in july and anyone who thinks that interpretive dancing at the bar is a fantastic idea. Most importantly, I want to meet Jon Alexander's mom...seriously, Jon, when can I come over?

Music:

Ann Arbor Hip-hop: Athletic Mic League, Buff1, DJ Graffiti, Lab Techs, NowOn.. Sky Children! I love all kinds of music but these people are my heart. I also really like when people send me songs they made on their casios in their basements (shout: JRems)

Movies:

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi... and not necessarily in that order.

Television:

If I had time to watch tv, you can bet your sweet ass I'd be watching the food network 24 hours a day.

Books:

Really dirty books with explicit sex scenes, preferably with 2 men...gay men. Very gay men.
I also enjoy a good romance novel. "As he thrust his member into her rose garden..."

Heroes:

People who think that a $5 pizza and the star wars six-ogy constitute a solid saturday night. Girls who've lost birds to chlamydia and third-grade teachers. Teenage pool sharks and vegan anarchists. People who work in hippie corporate and romanians that know the traditional dances. Puppy toes the sneak-attack face-humper, Sidney the kitty cat and Hedge the hedgehog. Buddy, who kind of sucks and Dylan who loves him anyways

My Blog

Ode to a break up.

Or, everything you own in a box to the left.Arguably, the worst part of any break up, aside from the actual breaking up, is the day you realize it's time to exchange "the stuff", those odds and ends t...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

Fuck.

That is all.
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

"The Eye" or Dear Men, get over yourselves.

It has recently come to my attention that an alarmingly large number of the men with which I am acquainted are under the mistaken impression that I want to have sex with them. Today I'd like to clear ...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

To the boy with the Ferrari sticker on the back of his '92 Saturn Coup:

... 'nuff said.And as a side bar for audacious drivers:I'm talking to you, sir, in the white truck. Today Laura and I were driving back from a very enjoyable afternoon of sushi and shopping down...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

This is not west side story

To the boy at the bar who called me Maria: This is not west side story, and I am not your latin lover. Just because I look hispanic does not mean that my name is Maria, nor does it mean that I want ...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grilled cheese and hip-hop

Lc, Martin and I went to a hip-hop show the other night. The music was amazing, but the crowd was small (kids these days...) I'm staring at the girl standing in front of me, because she has one of the...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"I know this sounds real groupie-ish but....."

Rapper Mc red-head and MC baldy-locks I can barely keep my pants on just thinking about them...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm lovin it

A little food for thought? My friend from scotland (who, apparently, thinks americans are idiots -we are, ps-) asked me last night, in an attempt to make fun of my culture, how many cheeseburgers I ha...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

overheard at the bar...

Can we just talk for a minute about how every white boy in america with a microphone and a chip on his shoulder seems to think that he is eminem. What is that about? There were two upper middle-class ...
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

get it together b

So after months of harassment from nicole and linds, I finally succumbed to the peer pressure and signed up for myspace. Obviously, I am an f-ing sucker because I can't say no to my bitches.
Posted by Alexandria a.k.a Ladywood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST