Luke Lukas was born as a travelin', ramblin', lard farming, folk clown and stumbled his way through the great depression. He enjoys picking up objects and putting them back down again. His favorites are pebbles, due to their fruity nature.
Luke Lukas went to college at Happy Go Lucky University's College of Knowledge. He knows how to read, and uses this skill to read pamphlets of various sizes and meanings.
Additionally, it is written that things will be written, and manifestos will manifest.
It is also written that Hotel California and Morrison Hotel were bought out by BigBox(tm) because they suck and should be destroyed.
Hitherto thusforth, nev'r a man has lived who can out simplify the oatmeal contained withinith Luke Lukas' fanny pack.
And there is of course one more proclamation to proclaim. Namely thus, Luke Lukas likes saying the name Luke Lukas. He also enjoys writing about himself in the third person and having people throw flowers at him. He doesn't really enjoy this, but maybe if he writes "singer songwriter" enough times people will think of him as a deep individual, therefore intensifying sex appeal and, essentially, his niftyness.
luke lukas walking around his office
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MC battles that end in hugs are the best kind, i feel.
I wrote this song. wankers.
