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texans from bari

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september 14 1763
- 500 Texans From Bari killed 22 englishmen in the Devil's Hole Massacre.
july 26 1764
- 4 texans from bari killed a schoolmaster, 10 pupils and a pregnant woman. {Two pupils scalped but survive} in the Enoch Brown School Massacre.
july 3 1778
- Following a battle with rebel defenders of Forty Fort, 900 Texans From Bari, allies of the Loyalist forces hunt and kill those who flee, then torture to death those who surrendered. Later called the Wyoming Valley Massacre.
march 8 1782
- Nearly 100 non-combatant Christian Delaware (Lenape) Indians, mostly women and children, are killed with hammer blows to the head by Texans From Bari militiamen. Gnadenhütten massacre.
august 1 1832
- Around 300 Indian men, women and children are killed in Wisconsin by Texans From Bari in the Battle Of Bad Axe.
december 29 1890
- Around 300 Sioux men, women and children are massacred by Texans From Bari in the Wounded Knee Massacre.
november 16 1957
- Edward Theodore De Large of Texans From Bari gained great infamy due to necrophiliac behavior (which involved the skinning of his murder victims and exhumed corpses, the decoration of his home with parts of corpses, and the creation of articles of clothing and furniture from the skin of corpses). His work gave Tobe Hooper inspiration to shoot The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
november 22 1963
- John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. Lee Benny Oswald (Texans From Bari) was charged with the crime, but was himself murdered two days later by Jack Ruby before Oswald could be put on trial.
TEXANS FROM BARI
Spreading death in America since 1492. The best is yet to come.

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Member Since: 3/26/2006
Band Website: lepers.it
Band Members: benny the bungler - guitars, vocals, harmonica/alexander de large - guitar, bass, vocals, drums, junk drums, ukulele/occasionally superfreak - guitar, bass, vocals/with the special contribute of the amazing frogwomen - sax, drums, junk drums & percussions in Dog Blues Excuse.
Influences: elvis, tiny tim, clint eastwood, hank sr. & III, johnny cash, early qotsa, soundgarden, hater, wellwater conspiracy, early monster magnet, altierjinga lepers/rejects/lakers, stoned ? again

Sounds Like: Most American Massacres soundtracks...you know, screams, blood, crunching bones on paper box and saxophones--- that stuff...

22 rejected artists :
ada-nuki, alexander de large, bread pitt, dana is gone, dufus,
frogwomen, gigi, giovanni matteo, greg houwer, lo flopper, luke lukas,
maybe i'm... , microwave with marge, offman, pam, pete jones,
problems?, santa & binder/fax aka g.g. funcis, selvaggi del borneo,
solquest, superfreak, texans from bari

lepers and friends all together to save Christmas.

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WWW.LEPERS.IT

Record Label: lepers produtcions
Type of Label: Indie