A Word about "Love" |
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Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:59:00 GMT |
Dating for Seniors |
On a lark and a dare with Mustafio that Abe only kept me around because he is senile, I put it to the test.I became a certified member of Seniors.com. I received so many responses they had to shut my ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:44:00 GMT |
Back From the Sanatorium in Time for the Holidays |
I've missed you all so very much! I know most of you young rascals out there are so busy, you hardly noticed. Actually, the incident that led me to spend time in the Adirondack Cottage Sanitarium ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:40:00 GMT |
Art Lessions |
Get out sheet of blank paper...no notebook paper please, says the Art Teacher.This works well with a group, and Mom, Dad, babysitter, give heed to this...it works to alter the brain to right side thi...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:26:00 GMT |
Green with Jealousy for the Day |
It's my party and I can be jealous for the day, if I want to. Mrs. Heller! HA
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:10:00 GMT |
Boiled Brains |
Milagros Esteves was a fine girl, a good friend, but not too bright. One day she got asked on a date by one guy she really liked, so on the day of the date she wanted to look pretty. I told her to st...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:51:00 GMT |
Practice Safe Rough Sex! |
Ladies, before you say, "blame Canada," listen to me. Rough sex is a fine art. Fortunately for me, Abe is trained in many medical procedures and has an extensive knowledge of The Egg.Just a warning!O...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 15:40:00 GMT |
Please help protect Abes penis! |
Thieves are running amok in the streets of Congo's capital. Do they want wallets or gold chains? No, they want penises.Recently, 13 alleged genital-snatchers have been arrested by city police and sta...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:48:00 GMT |
3 REASONS MUSTAFIO MUST BE OUR NEXT LEADER |
A Citizen Takes The FloorThree Reasons Mustafio Must Be Our Next Leader1. Mustafio's name and all of it's incarnations do not rhyme with anything in my last post. If that's not proof, I don't know wh...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:33:00 GMT |
Its not simply the cost of groceries... |
I do not find the bath tissue much to my liking, and it's not inexpensive either. No civilized human being can use it, that's why the Europeans don't like us. They have custom bathroom plumbing, good...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
