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About Me

Greetings My Friends and welcome to the sunny, funny world of Laticia Umbongo. I come from the Beppedimarco region of Nigeria, home of the goatee beard, this is where I spend most of my days caring for/ slaughtering my goats, exhibiting my world famous home grown coconuts via Mrs. Ayanbadejos webcam and generally trying to protect my back entrance from a rape-hungry pack of wild chimps. When not at home in Beppedimarco I travel an awful lot, both for business and pleasure. My work is based in Weatherfield where I sew raunchy nicknocks at the now deceased Meester Baldwins sweatshop 'Underworld'. Many of my close friends are based in the Essex/East London area where I lived for a short time with my dearly departed husband Leeroy. Unfortunately Leeroy was tragically killed in a conga-line incident backstage at a Londonbeat concert at the end of last year. I miss him terribly but have found great comfort in the soothing lyrics of Meester Kunt and his lovely gang and from a certain Meester Mike whos late night mainly scat based text-sex sessions have really helped me through a hard time. I made this playlist at MyFlashFetish.com .
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My Blog

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I hate the new Halifax advert with all my little brown heart, you know the one...supposed to sound like Big bro taking over the show, that one., fucking fucking hate it.   There I said it...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:13:00 GMT

I'M ONTA PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON YO ASS

Titty Bongo's guide to talkin like a bruvva, innit?? ALL GOOD IN THA HOOD      everything's cool BEAT FO THA YOLK short on cash BUSTIN' tight, cool BREAK ME OFF SOMETHIN'...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 14:59:00 GMT

Laticias Wordsearch.

Laticia's Wordsearch A V A U G B V O Q N Y G E V B I D L M A C E H I B O O A F F L C A N E X D C V O F A T D N L E A W H E K B L U Y T J J Y A N E X S N S T U N O C O C E A R E R O A T T N ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Goat Curry.

  Curried Goat Recipe Ingredients: 2 1/2 pounds boneless goat (or lamb) stewing meat, cut in 1 1/2' cubes 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons curry powder ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:14:00 GMT

Umbongo

Way down deep in the middle of the congo, A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango, He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango, the rhino said I know we'll call it Umbongo!! (umbongo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:15:00 GMT