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RETAIL OUTLET

About Me

The two Daves met at a Marvin Hagler lookalike competition at The Worried Parent pub in Dagenham.Although neither of them won that day, both were complimented on their excellent timekeeping and recieved a complimentary kidney punch from the champ himself.After discovering their mutual love of South Woodham Ferrers they became firm friends and decided to become business partners in a venture which would see them both teaching monkeys to use firearms. That didn't work.It was then they stumbled across the idea of forming the country's premier entertainment act. After a successful tour of the South East they managed to persuade record company bosses (at gunpoint) to offer them a very lucrative deal. The rest is history.So ladies and gentlemen, please bend over and prepare for the legendary...Retail Outlet!


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Member Since: 02/04/2006
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Influences: Drink, Television, South Woodham Ferrers, Furry Animals, Circus Midgets, Heavy Metal, Sexy Girls, Bert & Ernie.
Sounds Like: The best thing you've ever heard!
Record Label: Lucky Pierre
Type of Label: Indie

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