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D-Karts

10th Anniversary on September 4th!!!

About Me

"Nice try but not my style" - Kriss Akabusi
"This could be the worst thing in the world. Its like crashing round at the D-Karts house, and waking up to find them sucking your cock' - Kunt & The Gang
"A D-Karts gig is an intense experience, like being sprayed with fecal matter." - Brian Bumsex "Listening to the D-Karts is worse than sex. A lot worse, actually." - Jason Shepherd"Up next were the D-Karts - they played, sounded like the Bee Gees with some bongos, and left. Yawwwn" Jamie Crossan jockrock.org'One of Glasgow's best funk bands. You gotta love these guys, they are just plain crazy' Element Magazine August 2006'They started off badly, tailed off slightly in the middle, and the less said about the end, the better. But apart from that excellent!' Captain Blackadder'The Wee-Farts are, without hyperbole, a million times better than every other band in the universe' - One of the guys from Franz Ferdinand (maybe)"Not unlike Chas & Dave. Never as good though." Chas or Dave
"Other artists include Bela, Wake The President, D-Karts, Samantha Seth, The Punchline Is Murder, Fokara, Daybreak, Laker and Futuro" Vivienne Nicoll, Evening Times'No bad' - Kay Lockhart'I love the bass players face' - Mrs McLaughlin"Bar none, the greatest band in the world, without a doubt" - 'Dangerous' Dave Skinner'A band slicker and more efficient than Kate Moss with a bag of charlie' some guy said about a band once. That band may or may not have been us and he may or may not have said it at all but more importantly we have managed to fill a space in what was once a vacuous box...We are the D-Karts. The masters of verisimilitude bring funk attitude for the multitude from a great altitude. Were a Glasgow based band, our apartments smell of rich mahogany and have many leather-bound books within. You will be, I promise, staggered by the awesome power of a fully operational D-Karts...And here is a photo of a couple of our fans:Plus Dave HAS seen Branson's 'pickle'. His opinion: manageable.Favourite website - : zooqoo.com

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2005
Band Website: dkarts.co.uk
Band Members: D and the Family Kart include: 'Dangerous' Dave Skinner (Vocals/Rhythm Guitar), Abe Cougar-Wolf (Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals), 'Growlin'' Ross McLaughlin(Bass), Lock Steel(Drums/Maurice Gibb Backing Vocals), The first ever ape in space - 'Mongonaut' Bongo 'Peanut' Maria(Bongos/Cigarettes), Sandy 'Kebab' Sanchez(Keyboards Extraordinaire), and El Kevano (Keys Tres-Extraordinaire)
Influences:Mostly Alcohol and Nicotine plus:Parliament, Funkadelic, Johnny 'Guitar' Watson, Mel Bay, Buckfast, Pressure, Freddie Mercury, Hot Chocolate, James Brown, Bill Hicks, Talking Heads, Daft Punk, LRD, Scorpions (animal, not band), Grandmaster Flash, Muddy Waters, Mark Walters, Chic, Groove Armada, Ferenc Puskas, Mushrooms, Buckfast, Richard Pryor, Steve Kirk, Mongo Santamaria, Columbo, 70s Blaxploitation Soundtracks, Stella, Kippers, The Arches, Slam Tent at T in the Park, A Guy Called Gerald, Eddie Murphy, Pixies, Blackadder, Soulwax, 3-2-1, Courvoisier, Buckfast, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Wonder, The Black Crowes, Bullseye, Faith No More, Bryan Ferry, Arthur Monford, Prince, Starsky & Hutch, Regal King Size, Glen Michael, Palladin, Diego Maradona, Bee Gees, Buckfast, Neil Young, Buckfast, The Soprano's, Inner City, Alfredo Di Stefano, New Order, Chas & Dave, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Commodores, Limited Edition Black Boon, Freddie Flatcap, Johnny Cash, Trivial Pursuit, Derek Griffiths, Scatman John, Dennis Leary, Buckfast, Tom McKean (Boxed in in the heats), Dougie Arnott, Dr. Alban, Regal King Size, Haddaway, Ron Burgandy, Dr Kenneth Noisewater, Buckfast, Trivial Pursuit, Paul Shane, Red Stripe, Eusebio, Buckfast, Floella Benjamin, Dusty Bin, Bully, The A-Team, Buckfast, Golden Virginia, Red Leb, Saft Black, Widow, Soapbar, Pepé Le Pew, Regal King Size, Buckfast, Andy Bell, Vince Clarke, The Two Chimneys Bar Carvery & Grill, Gordon Skinner,Regal King Size, Benjamin Bareballs, Harry "tache" Preston, Alan Partridge, Buckfast, Derek Pinehurst, Brian Bumsex, Tits, Tiger Wolf, Leftfield, Total Recall, Benny, Harry, Quaid, Motor Booty, Stu Who, Inner City Sumo, Monkey Tennis, Arm Wrestling With Chas & Dave, Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Cooking in Prison
Sounds Like: We are preoccupied and dedicated to the preservation of the motion of the hips
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Jet Black And The Four Skinners

You can find a couple of our older tunes at Jet Black & The Four Skinners. Check them out and tell us what you think.  ...
Posted by D-Karts on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

Odours

I love the smell of BO in the pub. Superb, plus I listen to Godzilla in my dreams telling me to write a book about tampions.
Posted by D-Karts on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:49:00 PST

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair

The Bon Accord that is. Well either that, piss, BO, old men, farts, or a combination of the 5. Thank you smoking ban for subjecting our nasal senses to these magnificent odours.  ...
Posted by D-Karts on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST

Check Out the Latest Additon

A couple of weeks ago we came across a very old CD of ourselves (possibly the first we ever did). So now we give you the chance to listen to us before we had keyboards, before we had bongos, and befor...
Posted by D-Karts on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST

SAVE THE MILLERS!!!

Please, please, please go to the Rotherham United website, buy something, make a donation, DO SOMETHING!!! You will be rewarded in heaven, we promise.
Posted by D-Karts on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:30:00 PST

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet

Gig at the Barras next week, released on a compilation at the end of October, a single out in January. The Wolf is wrong, I think we probably should.
Posted by D-Karts on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:24:00 PST