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Fantana

About Me

Hello! I’m Fantana and yes, I am handsome. I just so happen to be 22 years old and although I may be a little past my prime (21) I am still in great shape, in a non-gay way. As you can see I am a Heavily Muscled Hero Type guy (HMHT) but please note, I am NOT Bruce Willis. We are both rugged, strong men who are not afraid of explosions or taking our shirts off. Like any real man, such as myself, I enjoy my favourite meal of manwhiches and coco pops which helps me grow big and strong, as I am over 5 feet tall.I am the author of the best selling satrical humour book titled Fantana – Grabbing America by the BALLS, in a non-gay way. Basically I travelled to America all by my fine self and met up with the reincarnation of Jesus who I had gotten to know over the internet. My Mum thought he might be a peadophile but he never touched me, I swear. We travelled around America all the way down to Miami, Florida. Then I went home. It is a true tale of a Heavily Muscled Hero Type Guy (me).

The fantastic book I wrote is available on Amazon (amongst other places) which ships pretty quick. The RRP is £15 ($25).

Buy it on AMAZON UK CLICK HERE
Buy it on AMAZON USA CLICK HERE

Yours in manliness,Fantanawww.fantana.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have met the reincarnation of Jesus so if you think you can top that, no pun intended, message me. If not well we might be able to work something out, in a non-gay way.

My Blog

The greatest invention...ever!!

Hello, Im Fantana and for most of my life I suffered from SFUMS,commonly known as Short, fat, ugly man syndrome, a deeper more lifethreatening condition to Short man syndrome. With my pointy ears,pot...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:38:00 GMT

My spacetravel adventure

.. Ihave been fascinated with being an astronaut since I was small, belowfive foot. Now that I am large (five foot four inches, a perfectlyacceptable height for any real man, ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:31:00 GMT

How God answers prayers

God, the things I got up to when I was a little younger. Turning 23 recently made me realize how much I missed being a young gun, a guy with a six pack and killer shades. I could wear my hair long wit...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:12:00 GMT

Is Hitler alive??? EVIDENCE PRESENTED

IS MY WIFE HITLER? - By Fantana When I went to America and met up with the reincarnation of Jesus I found out a lot of things about life, and the universe. I found out that swearing is OK as long as ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Fantana - Best selling Satrical Humour Author

Thank you everyone, the hard work paid off (sort of). The book is still top 20 after being top for over a week. This is without any advertisement, local or nationally, just word of mouth. The papers ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:39:00 GMT

Fantana Book goes top 20 AMAZON UK

Links are below. My book went on sale and now makes top 20 in the humour section, and also in the ahem gay and lesbian section also. http://www.amazon.com/Grabbing-America-BALLS-non-gay-way/dp/ 0955886...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:54:00 GMT

When April Fools day jokes go wrong

..tr> We all know April Fool's Day is a chance for real men, such as myself, to play hilarious jokes on people to make them look silly, feel bad and make everyone know that ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:31:00 GMT

Cowboys - How real men, such as myself, roll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN0LxilCrHo
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:17:00 GMT

A Beautiful Ride - New Video

The finer points in life, enjoy!
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:21:00 GMT

Fantana does London, in a Non Gay Way

Fantana, the HMHT, went with his friend LJ  to see Craig David perform at Ronnie Scotts. Brick couldn't make it, he was busy, he is always busy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtxvCu1eTIw ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:37:00 GMT