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1: While you're here stay and listen to our songs. It won't take long.
2: Leave a comment. Make the haemoglobins laugh heartily as something is chopped up.
3: Download a song or two and play them at parties. Women will want a lot of teabagging directly afterwards and men will never need viagra again. Also, listening makes you drunk quicker and more attractive.
4: Is teabagging spelled with one or two g's?.
5: If you like our songs lend someone your earphones when you're travelling on public transport and feel their leg as they listen.
6: These songs are 7% better if you listen to them nudey like.
7: If You Have Any Suggestions For Seven Let Us Know!
8: The Haemoglobins are currently working on a project to identify ~~~THE SMELL OF METAL!!!!~~~
This does not include a night that you went to an Emperor gig and puked on yourself in the taxi. We want to find out what exactly is the definitive metal smell.
If you have an idea for ~~~THE SMELL OF METAL!!!!~~~ we want to hear it.
Once results are recorded and analysed, the plan is to make a song about it.
9: Just cos you're finished reading, that doesn't mean you have to stop listening. Someday soon we will make a video and you can watch that, but for now...just relax.
(Maybe you could massage your own buttocks as you listen).
10: P.S. If any of our ideas offend you please don't hesitate to contact us at:
WELOVETOLISTENTOHORSESHIT@COULDN'TGIVEASHIT.COM.NET
KISSY KISSY!!! Come to Dietrich.
THE BAND.


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Member Since: 11/1/2007
Band Website: The haemoglobins have access to many websites.
Band Members: DIETRICH VON HAEMOGLOBIN : Vocals, Bass, Harp, Clapping.
Dietrich is a product of evil. Hate is his bedmate and pestilence is his beverage of choice.

HIEMLICH VON HAEMOGLOBIN : Backing vocals, Guitar, Spoons, Keyboards.
Hiemlich is the Ying to Dietrich's Yang. A man full of hope & year round Christmas spirit. His smile eminates good karma and he only farts nice smells that don't sound like the bad ones - so the balance is maintained..He was instrumental in the intervention which got his brother Dietrich off his dog biscuit suppositing addiction. Dietrich now only supposits dog biscuits in moderation at family and social gatherings.

STARSCREAM : Guitar wizardry, Sitar, Whammy Bar Histronics.
Starscream is actually of alien descent. While in service to the evil but sexy Queen Ka-Tesh he rebelled & fled to Earth. In order to escape he journeyed back in time to ancient Egypt circa 3000BC where under the tutelage of Abuh "Shieky" Huba he mastered the arts of sitar playing & camel riding. Eventually he pilgrimaged to modern day Ireland through an event horizon he mistook for a bath. He is still wanted Dead or Alive in 7 known solar systems.

NO DOCTOR : Drums, Cymbals, Pedals.
Originally of Native American descent, No Doctor was kidnapped by a band of Celtic mercenaries, taken from his Wig-Wam in the dead of night and smuggled into Ireland where he was raised by a pack of wild wolves in the foothills of Leitrim. Surviving on a diet of wild Atlantic salmon from the fast flowing fresh mountain streams he wandered the rugged landscape in search of his destiny. One day while bathing in a bog hole he discovered an enormous piece of bog oak, which he would later hand carve into the biggest badhran ever known to man. The rest is history…

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Sounds Like: the FLeamoglobins
Record Label: NO LABEL COULD HANDLE OUR VIVACIOUS NEEDS

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the haemoglobins are most proud of No Doctor. how many myspace bands have a drummer who is also the International Architectural Photographer of the Year? - British Photography Awards 2008 we will sacr...
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