Doc [breaknik]

IM GONNA GET UP TO 450 FRIENDS. AND THATS WHERE ITS STAYING. I'M LOOKING FOR THE BEST WIND UP MERCHANTS/NUTTERS/SHOT 2 BITS FUCKING LOOM POTS ON THIS BALL BAG WE CALL A PLANET. WE KNOW THE END IS COMMING AND THERES FUCK ALL WE CAN DO ABOUT IT [come on, you knew that any way].SO LETS HAVE A FUCKING GOOD TIME TILL IT HAPPENS..........................................AND NOW!!! About; JERREMY KYLE. "I AM A FUC*IN HUMAN SIDEWINDER AND I LOVE EYEBALLING MARRIED WOMEN". LIKES: HUMAN BAITING. Goading & shouting at spotty teenagers and making them cry. Then I say something like..."its takes a real man 2 cry on TV" and just when they think that their shame has reached it's peak I say something like "big up" or "nuf respect" and we touch fist's......bullseye. ALSO...I like birds fuckin' up on the lie detector.... I say "a sexual encounter can range from a kiss to anything short of sex". I’VE GOT'EM. "Come on what was it, " I demand. Until she says "a finger" or "lick out". We cut it out for TV but I’ve got a best of video just for me. lol DISLIKES:" I hate men who talk back 2 me. Men who look me in the eye or men who look harder than me. These types are unruly and as a rule can not be told [and this makes me look bad].... so I [the staff] lead them off the show and then I tell their wives 2 leave them"..."[I wink when I say it]". MORE DISLIKES...people on the dole [but not the one's in the audience, they are my bread and butter.... suckers lol]"ANYWAY, Steve Wilko's worse than me, at least you get a fuckin' chair on my show...and WHAT ABOUT TRISHA!!! There's a bloke on her show that can tell if your lying just by the way you move?...WHAT IF YOU HAVE AN ITCHY BALLBAG OR A SWEATY ARSE. DONT SCATCH FOR FUCKSAKE OR YOU'LL BE HAD UP.”>...............NOT REALLY, I ROCK BEATS !!! CHICA,CHICA,WAH.
MUSHY PEA IRE
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