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About Me

The first part of this clip is the best part of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It's after Jane takes over driving because she's the suburban housewife - or that's her excuse. She just hated being harassed and chased, so she turned around and killed the assholes before her husband had a chance.

Pink's always been a kewl chick. Pink is real and hard-core, like me.Another cool song and video:

I hope you enjoy listening to some good tunes from my player and/or music videos while you read my exciting profile. Let me tell you a little about myself (but not too much because all women need some mystery in their lives). I'm outgoing, risk-taking, and fun. I like making and keeping friends and am pretty open-minded. I like drinking alcohol but can go months without it, unlike sex. Some find me offensive and rude because I say what everyone else is thinking anyway. If I offend you, it's only because your head is stuck up your ass. I'm nice and loyal until you get on my bad side. Once someone stabs me in the back or treats me like shit without apologizing, I'm over them forever. I like my life and don't care if you do or don't. I believe everything happens for a reason, and fate plays a big hand in everything. You can try to achieve a goal all you want, but you're sometimes not meant to achieve it. You're meant to achieve bigger and better things. I can honestly say the way my life ended up is far better than how it could've had I gotten everything I ever wanted, because some things I thought I wanted ended up being not so good. I'm ambitious, driven, and assertive. Yet I always know when to change directions and move on with my life. I always had that intuitive gut instinct, too. I'm a bit of a punkass, but I just enjoy life to the fullest. If I make you get your panties in a bunch, maybe you need to chill out and relax. Don't take me so seriously - I don't even take myself that seriously! Life is short, so have fun!!! (There, I did a good job of describing myself without revealing too much. Whew!)

I hate the Cowboys and have ever since I moved to CA the 2nd time in 1982.

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The only reason I bought this Colts jersey was that I was allowed to wear it at a former job. I'm a complete Joe Montana (who did NOT choke under pressure, unlike Peyton) and Steve Young fan. Oh, and Jerry Rice kicks ass - I used to hate the Bucs because they beat him in the Superbowl when he played for the Raiders.

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My Interests

chilling, going to concerts (I've seen BSB twice and Mariah once, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Tori Amos, etc.), shopping, sports, working out when I fucking feel like it (since I want to keep my T&A now that I finally have them, so I can't work out TOO much), drinking alcohol, dancing, grilling out, partying with friends, etc. Dancing and singing along with Madonna videos (and BSB, Britney, Mariah, etc.) I also like to play Nintendo Wii with my family (and we make Miis based on celebs and cartoons)...

One of my fave Wham! songs:

I also like being the alpha-female of the millennium. I out-earned my husband when I married him. I'm also tougher and still in better shape than most people I know. So I don't have to get with some loser just because I need money or to escape my rents' house. I was paying my own car payment, my own rent, etc.

I prefer Pepsi over Coke. I've always, since I was a young pup living in Sacramento.

I'd like to meet:

Madonna, Mariah Carey, and Angelina Jolie, etc. I'll meet other cool housewives, if there are any that enjoy life and not just cleaning, because I hate that! I honestly can't stand everything all organized, clean, and perfect, even though my husband bitches all the time that I don't clean enough. Blah blah blah whatever! I can never make him happy anyway, so why bother trying? If there's a disease that's the opposite of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, then I have it. I named it Kiss-My-Ass Disorder, but that's not in the DSM-V. I like to cook though (not as much as I like to get drunk and laid, of course).

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Music:

Madonna, Mariah Carey, Backstreet Boys, Nick Carter, 80's Music, George Michael, Beatles, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Pink, OLD-school Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, Elton John, Boston, Justin Timberlake, etc. I am SUCH a Madonna fan that I find bad re-makes of her songs blasphemous and sacriligious (note to Kelly Osbourne and the Duff sisters). I think even non-Madonna fans hate crap made by those talentless bitches, though!

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Movies:

Truth or Dare, anything by Michael Moore, Mean Girls (I can relate since I moved to Indiana in 8th grade and had similar experiences, but the Plastics were fat and ugly, not thin and pretty), Romy & Michele's High School Reunion, Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke, Scream, Sideways, Clerks, Mallrats, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Clueless, American Beauty, Stepford Wives (both versions - but I was drooling in the S-class in the new version) most movies with my fav singers, anything with Angelina Jolie (esp. Mr. and Mrs. Smith) since she's yet to make a bad movie (not just because she's hot), Kevin Smith and Michael Moore movies, etc. Fave actors include: Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Heather Locklear, Jack Wagner, Mike Meyers, Brad Pitt, etc.

The 1st movie I was in was "A League of Their Own," which had Madonna in it. I skipped swim practice (after I made it to the state swim meet) and stayed with my grandparents in Evansville in order to see her. My mom wrote a note that I was sick. My mom may've been a bitch at times, but she could also be cool bitch. My dad is almost always a cool guy, though. :D Enjoy some pics!

Television:

Melrose Place, The Mr. Men Show, Absolutely Fabulous, The Daily Show, Desperate Housewives, The Colbert Report, Samantha Who, Sunset Tan, 'Til Death So Us Part, America's Next Top Model, It's Always Sunny in Philepelphia, Reno 911, The Show Biz Show, Halfway House, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Chelsea Lately, 'Lil Bush, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Spongebob Squarepants, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Girls Next Door, American Gladiators, Life in the Fab Lane, Fastlane, Silver Spoons, Shee-Ra, Powerpuff Girls, etc. (Yes, my DVR gets over-used and may break any day!!! Especially because Matt loves other shows, movies and NASCAR races, so he DVRs all that.) I used to watch 49'ers games when I was a girl and teen

This is one of my fave vids of all time because it is HILARIOUS:

Something funny I can relate to because I like to drink and hate golf:

Books:

America the Book (by the staff of the Daily Show), I Am America and So Can You, Politicians' autobiographies, anything by Michael Moore and Jackie Collins, unauthorized Madonna biographies, Backlash - the Undeclared War Against Feminism (it's a big book but completely worth the read), Mr. Men Books, etc.

Heroes:

Madonna, Mariah, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Hillary Rodham (Clinton) - she kept her maiden name until she wanted her husband to do better in politics, and I kept mine until Matt hyphenated his; Superheroes: She-Ra & The Powerpuff Girls, the SF 49'ers when they had Montana, Young, and Rice, etc.

My Blog

I support Barack.

I signed up for Barack's campaign with tears in my eyes. I REALLY wanted my first idol and role-model Hillary to win. She kept her last name, and I did the same. She later added her husband's to help ...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST

Yeay! Kristi Yamaguchi won!

So I've been a fan of this chick since 5th grade, which was '85-86. This was WAYYYY before she was an Olympic figure skater. My dad flew her and got an autograph when I was in HS. In the midst of the ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:16:00 PST

Im addicted to self-tanner

I used to be tan as a kid because I was out in the sun a lot. California has a lot of sunny days, too. Alyssa even has a good tan going, and we're in Indiana. I think Indy's lattitude is the same as ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST

Pot and Starbucks

In the Netherlands, they sell pot at coffee shops. So if pot is legalized in the US, does that mean it'll be sold at Starbuck's? Can Sbux employees pick a box of tea, pound of coffee, or pound of pot ...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

Atheism

If God Is Dead, Who Gets His House? The fastest-growing faith in America is no faith at all. And now some atheists think they need a church. By Sean...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

I saw Bill speak yet again!

In the summer of 1992, I was visiting my grandparents in Evansville and went to a Bill Clinton rally. It was at a park and pretty fun. Hillary stood behind Bill and clapped like a doting wif...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

I saw Hillary speak!!!

Alyssa and I went to Ben Davis High School this morning to see Hillary Clinton speak. It was so much fun, and I learned some new things. We left after the main speech because Alyssa was hungry, since ...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

I need advice from Indiana and Purdue students (and former students)

I've decided to go back to college, and I'm going to IUPUI. In order to get my ass into grad school (or to be able to even apply), I need to raise my GPA. I plan to finish coursework in Psychology an...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST

Drew Peterson....

What a worthless piece of shit! He threatened to kill wife 1, he killed wife 3 (although she "drowned" in a bathtub with no water in it, although she had open head wounds which should've lead to blunt...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST

Random Thoughts...

So this is a new blog about random thoughts. Here goes.I heard on the news they were going to change the chlorine levels in the drinking water. They didn't tell us they were mimicking the Natatorium's...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:04:00 PST