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Religious Heather

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Is McCain really a gay male dancer, or is this just a joke? I can't vote for a gay man for president, and I surely can't vote for a black man. If I vote for anyone else, it'll just be a wasted vote. Hmmmm....:(

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I devote my life to my husband, my two loving daughters, and our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the son of God. I live my life to please and serve others. My life is perfect, and so am I. I don't have lust in my heart because lust is a sin. I just love my husband, but I never lust him.


I also love all religious music, including Amy Grant. Here's my fave song by her. (It may not seem religious, but it really is because I think it's about God. Afterall, she saved Peter Cetera from an atheist singing career in the band "Chicago.") There may be dancing, but it's ok because the greater good is that Amy Grant became a cross-over artist: I think gays are sinners, so I have to admire and love these brave church people who protest all of our soldiers because our nation allows open homosexuality!!! PS - There IS no family right to privacy when others speak the words of the Lord! Fags are sinners!!! (No, we aren't crazies or delusional!) Who the HELL do these sinners with journalism degrees think they are?Layout made by greeneyes55

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My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Stephen Colbert, & Mad Max who preaches to the sinners at Indiana University-Bloomington by telling them they're going to hell! I wasn't smart enough to get into college or I could've met him while attending IU-B. Televangelists also rock hard because they try to bring the gospel to the sinners! Sure, they make a lot of money off the suffering of the poor, but they deserve it! Bringing God to everyone is more important than having people buy food and save their allowances. If your step-dad is abusing you, then you need to send your last dollar to help us all pray for you. Saving money and going to the police are for atheist pussies!
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My Blog

Stephen Colbert

He had something to say about the Republicans. I think you should watch:http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos /217823/february-03-2009/the-word---army-of-one
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Swim

So Sarah Palin named her first son Track because he was born during track season. Her other kids are named Trig (after Trigonometry?) Bristol, Willow, and Piper. Sarah was a month into the pregnancy w...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:18:00 GMT

Congrats to my idol Stephen Colbert!!!!

My fave show on TV is "The Colbert Report," and the Emmys were last night. Congrats to Stephen Colbert and his staff for his Emmy win in the category "Best Writing, Variety, Music Or Comedy Progr...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:08:00 GMT

Republicans aren’t moral enough

Sarah Palin is a piss poor mother - just like the Spears parents. She obviously didn't spend enough time reading her bible to her kids nor raising them, because her 17-year-old is knocked up and unmar...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:33:00 GMT

My anti-feminism

I wonder if I'm so anti-feminist because I'm scared of my true self. What if I'm secretly smart and empowered? What if...I'm secretly gay? Hillary has a lot of balls - more than my husband or any man ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:05:00 GMT

My music list

My evil twin took over the music duties on my page and won't give me any control. She's brunette, so she's smarter than me. The Maroon 5 song was bad enough, but now she has the most sinful song ever...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Insane McCain Dilemma

I’m no fan of John McCain. Bush’s cronies turned me against him in 2000. McCain used to speak out against bible-thumpers like me and say we shouldn’t rule our party. This time, I was...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Protest the Dems at all their rallies!!!

Oh, my life has been hard because I’ve missed some good opportunities. It’s been hard for me to get near the Democrats this cycle but not because they’re not coming to Indiana. It&rs...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Im mad at Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley was on CNN's The Situation Room today with Wolf Blitzer. He was explaining why he supports Barack but will support Hillary if she's the nominee. He said although he's rich enough to be...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Who should win president?

Ok, enough about my REAL life. Now, back to sarcasm (with some real facts mixed in).Hillary is a woman, and she can't win. Women are too weak to make decisions, let alone run for president. (I'd say w...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:28:00 GMT