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Yao

You gotta be 6'5" to ride this ride!

About Me

I've got 7-5 of upside. I am a remarkably skilled post man. I'm most impressed by the fact I am a great teammate, and one gnarly science project for the Chinese Government. I'm unspoiled by all that the NBA can give. If I continue to progress I'll be a special player in this league. Very SPECIAL. The kind of special that is vital! The kind that says I don't have to suck Larry Bird's dick for a spit up chocolate covered gummi bear and a pile of lost tube socks. And that's how i beat Shaq.

My Interests

Basketball, Being Asian, Looking down on others

I'd like to meet:

Giants, People who want to crawl on me, Rockets fans, Aaron Carter

Music:

Gentle Giant, Young Marble Giants, They Must Be Giants, Giant Sand, Gas Giants. But NO Giant Steps they really suck.

Movies:

Iron Giant, My Giant, James and the Giant Peach, Giant...::swoon:: Elizabeth Taylor.

Television:

Friendly Giant

Books:

Orbiting the Giant Hairball: A Corporate Fool's Guide to Surviving With Grace, AWAKEN THE GIANT WITHIN : HOW TO TAKE IMMEDIATE CONTROL OF YOUR MENTAL, EMOTIONAL, PHYSICAL AND FINANCIAL, On the Shoulders of Giants, The Giant Jam Sandwich

Heroes:

Andre the Giant, and BJ Muffinstuff

My Blog

A RUMBLE IN BIRD TOWN

Who will cheer me on when i take down Larry Bird?
Posted by Yao on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST