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Jonny D

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About Me

Greetings and salutations my beautiful disciples...I am your Jesus H ChristAs you all will be aware.... I, Jonny Decker, am a global megastar. I can't walk the streets of North Shields or Wallsend or Whitley Bay or any surrounding areas without being recognised and waved at...and as I've never been anywhere else in my life I have no reason to believe it would be any different.Being a global megastar carries certain responsibilities, my fabulous friends, I have a duty to give back to the community that made me what I am today.Which is why I'm taking time out from my hectic schedule of "bummin' tabs" to regularly update this page with pics and blogs, from my own yellow tipped fingers sent directly to your homes via the internet.And that's not all, this page will be a place for all the fans to discuss all things "Decker" and post their opinions and views and meet like-minded Jonny D fans.Which leads me on to my next request. I dropped my camera phone down the toilet in the Ballarat whilst having a particularly troublesome shit out of my bum, however I need more pics for my site....this is where you come in!Any of my fabulous fans who sees me "out and about", come over, introduce yourself, lend me a cigarette (or "tab" to use the popular north-east vernacular), and I'll let you take a photo of me. Then you can post it on here to amuse your friends and infuriate your enemies with a fabulous place in my top friends list for those who post a pic.Thanks for visiting and "Get Snapping".
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My Interests

I love people, ALL people. People are what makes the world go round....Sometimes I like to get really close to them as if I have no concept of personally body space.I also collect used Lotto scratchcards, they are my special friends. Feel free to give me a used scratchcard when you see me next. I love them.

I'd like to meet:

I love the ladies and I've always got time for my groupies. They can see the real me, beyond the disgusting growths and almost comical amount of knob-cheese which my penis has accumulated throughout the years of bath-dodging trampery....Crazy days, my friends. Crazy days indeed.They will always have a special place in the heart of this old timer.....As will all of the fabulous people below....

My Top Fans

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Music:

The hustle and bustle of city life is music enough for me. I can't get away with this new pop music stuff they play in Whitley Bay, half the time my fans can't hear me ask to borrow a pound from them.

Television:

Doing my rounds as the Grandfather of Shields is sometimes a thankless task. My seemingly constant Metro trips and massive alcohol addiction leave me with little time to myself but I cherish every moment of my life as I have been truly blessed with the status I hold within the community.

Heroes:

As a free-thinking urban drifter in the 21st century, the people who I look up to and revere are mainly like-minded individuals, Those who are shaking off the shackles of modern suburban Britain and dancing to the beat of their own drum. Willy Telford and that bloke from town with the toy phone on his head spring to mind but there are so many others.

My Blog

Arcade Classic

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Posted by Jonny D on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

A new product from the house of Black and Decker


Posted by Jonny D on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

For The Man Who Has Nothing


Posted by Jonny D on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST

My Trampalikes

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Posted by Jonny D on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

My Top Trampy Tips. Part One - Bathtime!

A few people have asked me how to dodge a bath. Now this is a nasty business indeed, and not one to be taken lightly. Luckily you are speaking to an expert. I've dodged more hot baths then I've h...
Posted by Jonny D on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

Bank Holiday Scumday

My beloved groupies, I am writing today to send out some beautiful love to all my peeps. You are my reason for living and I (romantically) love each and every one of you. Bank Holiday Monday is fast a...
Posted by Jonny D on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

A New Way To Get Your Beautiful Faces On My Friend Space...

Hi Tramp Fans! Jonny here! Just thought I'd pop in to see how my ever loyal followers were doing and I must say I'm overwhelmed by the response my little page has recieved. You are all beautiful peopl...
Posted by Jonny D on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST

Ask Jonny Decker........

Hello again my fabulous friends, I am truly overwhelmed by your response to this page. I'm loving all your comments and messages and I shall endeavor to respond to each one, but please try to understa...
Posted by Jonny D on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Welcome All.

Well here it is, my children. After what seems like eons of stagnation, your hero has arrived. I would like to welcome all my new fans to my page, you are truly beautiful my luvvies. I'd kiss yo...
Posted by Jonny D on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST