chrismasonic

MyGen Profile Generator my name is chris mason...i wear tighter pants than you and i only eat beans...i'm on an adventure in California at the mo so i'm not amidst my usual shit...i'm a zombie and a freak,i've also been known to be dead on occasion,i'm all about art and hairdo's...i can walk on my feet and piss out of my cock...thats all you need to know...every year i get to run away and go have a look around earth...i'm lucky enough to lead the blessed life of doing whatever the hell please...so depending on the time of year and my mood i might be in america riding my lowrider along the boardwalk at hermosa beach,lying pissed in a bowery gutter in new york city with piss stains on my pants,crashing my bike and getting shot with oranges in riverside ...doing jiu-jitsu at the gracie academy in torrance...or in australia shooting bow and arrows through fridges and haunting bondi,worst case i'll be on the bourbon in tynemouth dressed like a ponce or in some other shit tyneside bar amongst the local fucks...your guess is as good as mine... i'm an artist... fireworks man... pirate... knight... self harmist... bike rider... drunk... magickman... thief... freak...... i have storys that would make your eyes bleed and your toes stand on end, i hardly ever sleep,i like to jump off things,make stuff,paint pictures,kiss girls and blow stuff up......shit like that. i'm kinda sick at the mo,keep falling over...please keep me entertained with marvelous shit...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF SHIT DECEMBER 2005 - The Survey
Name: mystic,mystery,masonic,mascara,billy idol,hank,frank,cap,sonic,brain damage...guess it depends on who you ask
Birthday: february 14... send me a card
Birthplace: somewheres in the depths of newcastle,england
Current Location: bondi road,australia
Eye Color: green blue weird uns
Hair Color: bleach white with black bits on one side
Height: six feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed,left footed
Your Heritage: er...english
The Shoes You Wore Today: sheepskin vans
Your Weakness: pretty girls...bourbon whisky...broken shoulder
Your Fears: sharks biting of my legs when i'm surfing would be scary
Your Perfect Pizza: i don't like the pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sell a painting for a ridiculous amount of money,marry a supermodel,cut off one of my fingers,learn sign language,buy a horse,piss myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't know that stuff
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes please
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes,my willy,my scars...they're my diary
Your Bedtime: when i've done everything that needs to be done,when i'm just too damn pissed,when i'm dead
Your Most Missed Memory: love lost...dead friends
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke please with a shot of jack daniels in
MacDonalds or Burger King: i hate both them places...i don't eat that shit, i'm a veggo,i go to lettuce king or mac sweetcorn
Single or Group Dates: whats a group date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: do people really drink that stuff?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla as in ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: that stuff makes me doo la lee
Do you Smoke: not anymore,i retired 6 years ago
Do you Swear: yes i fucking do
Do you Sing: i love to sing
Do you Shower Daily: yes...a couple of times i get doved up
Have you Been in Love: maybe...i know the pain
Do you want to go to College: been and done that stuff
Do you want to get Married: i think i'd like to
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: i sure as hell used to...
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd have to say yes...i'm not too bad at all
Are you a Health Freak: yes i am...a total health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yes...i guess so
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them,purple ones and ones that make people cry
Do you play an Instrument: not yet...but soon
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes...i'm sorry
In the past month have you Smoked: no...never again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: er...not this month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...unfortunatly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes,westfield bondi junction
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never had em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i'm a veggo...i don't eat such stuff...but stephen murray has tried his best to force me to
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: no...thank god
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes...i stole 2 magazines and some razors yesterday just to get back at the man
Ever been Drunk: oh yes...
Ever been called a Tease: i'm far too easy to be called that,but i think i have
Ever been Beaten up: not since i was a kid,i'm a marvelous fighter
Ever Shoplifted: yes...and i was good too
How do you want to Die: having fun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm already grown up...i do what i want
What country would you most like to Visit: been most places...so we'll say russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: really don't mind
Weight: fuck knows
Best Clothing Style: whatever you want baby
Number of Drugs I have taken: er...a lot...sorry
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none anymore...they all got pulled out whilst being silly
Number of Tattoos: 5,elvis in my mouth,a white letter m on my right inner bicep,the word hurt on my left inner bicep,a letter j on my left inside ankle and a crap demon on my right thigh...oh and i've got my initials branded onto my left hip
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets...i've had a few...but then again,too few to mention
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! i usually say fuck but today i say piss...and if you've read all of that shit you must be crazy...send me a mssg instead.
saturday june 24 2006 another middle of the night pissed quiz thing...who the hell are you?
where have you been today? today,i've been to the beach and to some shit local bars...stayed up all night...same old shit.
what are you wearing? black drainpipe trousers,odd socks and a fur coat...undertaker style.
where in the world are you? i'm in cullercoats,england,in body not mind...it's a good idea to be out of your mind on occasion...a credo i often live by.
who are you? today i'm some blonde freak in drainpipe trousers with a paintbrush hanging outta my mouth...another day a pigbeast.
what did you last drink? jack daniels and diet coke and lots of them.
what did you last eat? lettuce sandwiches mmm.
what was the last song you listened to? the house of the rising sun - the animals.great song.
what was the last movie you watched? the cincinatti kid - a steve mcqueen movie...classic.if you havn't seen it you should be punched in the hair.
who did you last kiss? i'll keep a secret...you know who you are pretty lady.
where is your favourite place in the world? that just depends...glacier park,montana,winter in new york city,wednesday night in the bondi hotel,hermosa beach,the ballarat,in bed with a pretty lady...alone in the mountains,you can go anywhere in the world if your not scared.
how much money is in your pocket? £145.25 woo hoo.
where would you rather be? having sex of course.
what would you do for a million dollars? cut my finger off,drink 100 bees,anything silly.
can you sing? yes...i've been known to get up and do the odd kenny rogers tune.
who do you love? i love you if you have nice eyes.
who is the coolest? errol flynn is the coolest...everyone should know that.
what colour is your hair? it's blond at the mo but on monday it's gonna be blacker than a black steers tucus on a moonless praerie night.
have you ever been in hospital? yes...i'm there all of the fucking time,my body is a wreck,covered in marvelous scars...hopitals great apart from when no one comes to visit.
have you ever killed anything? yes i have...but hopefully never again.
have you ever been in a fight? yes i have...quite a lot of them,thats the way it goes sometimes.
have you ever pissed in the street? i always piss.
have you ever poo'ed in the street? yes i have...in the street,on camera,in peoples shoes...poo's the funniest...i've even been paid to poo but thats another story.
have you ever had a one night stand? yes...i'm ashamed to admit i have...naughty.
do you like boobs? of course...i love boobs.
do you like pizza? nope...pizza is evil...it's for kids and turtles.
who would you like to fuck? someone fantastic please.
who would you like to beat up? i don't beat people up unless it's absolutly neccessary.
what do you hate? i don't waste my time with hatred...just chips.
are you a ninja? yes...i guess i am.
could you fill a pint glass with wee wee? oh yes...easy.
who is the funniest? peter harper is the funniest.
who is the shittest? ha ha...perhaps rory.
do you like david beckham? yes...leave him alone,he's a good bloke.
do you like posh? she's ok i guess,i like her shorts.
have you ever stolen anything? yes...all the time,once a thief...
are you dirty? ...yes i am,marvellously dirty.
do you have any pets? yes,i have a dog called brisco county junior,she's a big fat black labrador who is asleep 23 hours of the day.
can you dance? only lying down or to green onions.
do you own anything pink? yes...i've got loads of pink stuff.i'm not scared of pink.
do you like michael jackson? thriller yes...jesus juice no.
what is your favourite book? moby dick.
who is your favourite super hero? wolverine.
what is your favorite chocolate bar? i don't eat the chocolate...just the beans.
do you believe in aliens? yes...i think that they're out there someplace.
have you ever had sex with someone heavier than you? er...yes.
can you cook? i'm a great cook...fancy dinner? do you like soup?
can you speak a second language? i can speak spanish.
can you do any magic tricks? yes loads...pick a card...don't tell me...9 of hearts.
do you smoke shit? nope...but gamble does.real shit.brown poo shit...he smoked a log for cash one night on the piss in whitley bay for £60 "gotta light pet?".
can you skateboard? oh yes...i like to ride a nice bowl on occasion...therapy.
can you surf? certainly...it would be rude no to.
can you play an musical instrument? no...unfortunatly,but i shall.
what is your favourite musical? grease.
what is your favourite vegetable? beans.i love the veg.
what is your favourite sexual position? what ever you want baby...it's all about having fun.
can you rap? hopefully not...but alas probably.
where are you going tonight? to the movies to see the omen...scary shit.
what is your favourite cartoon character? foghorn leghorn has the best name,and i kinda like boomhower from king of the hill.
who is scarier freddie kruger or michael myers? michael...he'd fuck up the bastard son of a thousand maniacs...six bullets buried in his chest,we'll never stop him if thats our best.
do you like tramps? yes...they're great,weird beards.
what is the name of your local tramp? years ago there was a tramp in whitley bay called coatman...or man e coats,he was great,he had about 20 coats hanging off his head,theres a tramp who lives in the bins behind my building in hermosa beach,california...he's in a wheelchair and wears a wetsuit,he sings dire straits songs all night...theres a girl tramp to who lives in a lifeguard tower,she's got a red face and straw hair..my friend chick got off with her one time...ha h horrible man.
do you believe in ghosts? yes...and i like to dress up as them too...woo.
have you ever been so drunk that you went to the toilet in your pants? yes...ha ha.lots of times...and sometimes i wasn't even drunk and it was for money.in the early 90's money was rife for a man who could wee his pants in a nightclub.
have you ever been to ibiza? yes i have...it's horrible...sometimes thats a good thing.
have you ever been to a rave? yes...i have waved to odd glowstick.
how far can you swim? as far as you want me to.
who is harder than superman? son of jor-el kneel before zod.
have you ever met anyone famous? yes...i've met famous fuckers on occasion,everyones the same...sometimes i get mistaken for being a celeb,last year in vegas some daft bastards thought i was billy idol,some blind cunt in l.a thought i was rod stewart...no one is safe from fools.
has anyone famous seen your willy? i hope so...lush question.
have you ever spent the night in a jail cell? oh yes...lots of times...maybe 50 times,i just strip naked and do push ups...or pretend to be french,one time i was locked up in wales with philly best and peter harper,harper smeared shit all over the walls in protest,he got let out and philly was made to bleach it all off before they would let him go ha ha....
have you ever vandalised anything? yes i love to vandalise...always have done,always will,the marker and the spraycan are the first things into the bag when i pack for my holidays.
do you own anything by burberry? i have some buberry kegs,meadowell style uns.
do you wear jewelry? just a cock ring.
do you own a tracksuit? ha ha...not me.
do you drink cider? only if jed laidlaw makes me drink it...strongbow loving lout.
do you take drugs? i'm spleenless,i'm not allowed the shit.
what kind of car do you drive? i ride a 60's stlye vespa scooter...i only drive when absolutly neccessary.
what kind of car do you desire? a 1959 plymouth fury would be nice.
do you sing in the shower? all the time,you just have to...once underwater your hypnotised into it...
if there is no toilet paper what do you use? the whit