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Get Your Own! | View SlideshowIF YOU WANT TO STAY ON THE 'NICE' LIST, PLEASE COMMENT MY PICTURES!!!!!!!My name is Kris Kringle, also known as Santa, St. Nick, etc. I deliver toys to good children around the world once a year. If you are bad, you get a big lump of coal.
I'm older than dirt, I'm fatter than Shamu and I live in the coldest place on earth. I have a very wonderful wife who keeps me plump and jolly.THE THINGS THAT UPSET ME ARE ---- Bad children who don't beleive in me, all the fake Santas at the mall, fire in fireplaces on the 24th of December, children who are not dreaming of sugarplums when I arrive, children who forget to leave carrots for my raindeer and milk and cookies for me, children who forget to use the bathroom before sitting on my lap, puppies who soil my sled, and children who never say thank you. REMEMBER---I SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.
