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Dennis

Anyone For Pennis?

About Me

Hi. I'm Dennis Pennis. I'm a journalist for the BBC and occasional tour bus conductor.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Quil, Mike Strutter, Merlin Boast

Music:

I do like music, but particularly I like music people, their real people. Their a really really good crowd to hang with. Someone like Mick Jagger for exmple, he's a very good friend of mine, he's recently become a father, which is good news. I'm not sure if he knows who the mother is but urgh, I wouldn't want to talk about that. I a big Michael Jackson fan, he's a pro. He's a seminal performer, kid's are touched by him. I've often wondered is he a small boy trapped in the body of a grown man, or is he a grown man stuck inside a small boy.

Movies:

Blackball, It's All Gone Pete Tong

Television:

Britball, Dennis Pennis R.I.P, Anyone For Pennis, Very Important Pennis, Artshole, Perfect World.