- "Now I've gotta play this tune...I love it; it's a great album...and it's mental" - Dan Morfitt, Viking FM.
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"They are extremely funny, I love 'em actually; I think they're great. I like to kiss, I like to kiss! They were the band who did our theme tune. A bit eccentric, but very talented and funny - always funny" - Alan Raw, BBC Radio.
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"The most important chorus in Rock'n'Roll. How can they improve on this? Probable genius" - Tim Joseph, Hull Daily Mail.
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"I'm green with envy. An advert for the peculiar. I have to admit to feeling slightly envious. As a lover of bands that play good old-fashioned musical instruments, this is the kind of campaign I wish I'd started." - Dave Windass, Hull Daily Mail.
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_____It has now become folklore that "The time it takes for Dr. Bingo to have a sh*t, CLEM give birth to another hit", (traditional).
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_____These meaningful cherub spoken words were derived from 'years since', when 'Butcher's Dog Spice' arrived on this planet.
Picture the scene, it's 1998 and in the city of Hull, England the director of entertainment has decided to hold the Chestnut World Conker-Competition, in the local town hall.
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_____Many thousands of people attended / entered the competition and amongst the crowds, unbeknown to each other were the 3 Conker Champions 'Short Fingers Fharey','Mrs. Kliss' and 'Dr. Bingo'. The competition gradually progressed through to the final.
Surprisingly none of the lads even reached the semis. However on the way they met up and instantly realised making music, videos & 'funny' phonecalls was to be their forte and not the creation of prize-winning conkers. The facts are a little sketchy but someone was banned for vinegaring, another for baking and a third for filling with molten gold.
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_____From this day forth songs such as: Butcher's Dog Spice, Shoes
Outside, Jizz in Space, Arcoview, Phone a Style, TJ hooker, Adephi, Making a King Waltz (for miles), Clint had a Girlfriend, Grapes are Great, Cheese, Electronique Soundz, Odd Love, Dirty French Bananas, Hurley Burley, My name is Jamie, Big Hard Rod, Rolly, Queen of Sheba, Blue Bluez, Gangsta Pap, Ga Boar, Tarmac are Plop, Stinky Winky, Neutered Cat, Khaki Pie, Act 1, We Love you Sue, 56d, Kinky Necro, Let's Stick Together, Whizz is our Goddess, Solbar the Evil, Robo Fox, Butcher's Dog Spice + 1998 remix, Leachey in the Land Down Under, That's very Christian of You, 2nd Hand Rose, Divorced with Child, Vic & Bob, Robotism Rocks, Dirty French Worm, Porn Music, The Bendy Bendy, 28 Seconds of Solid Hardcore Beating, Motorbike Toad, Distressed Owl, Song for Tony (sic), I Like to Kiss, Raw Talent, Hippo in my Bed, Do We Like Balloons? Die, Who's got your Goat? Coffee Alright Lads?, In the Rain, Get that Video Camera off Me, Where d'ya get that Plectrum? Traditional Russian Dancer, 4wds, How's Mummy's Little Soldier, Who's the Master? Hardcore, Say, Their name is Clem, Snake, Digital Hair, Aristotle, Come & Cup My Christmas Balls, I showed it, Four Foot Fez, have been written / stolen / found along with videos for all the hits.
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These tracks are all on our ten top selling singles & albums, Monkey Bum, Hardcore, The Brown Nose Tapes, Vinyl Head Gear, Newcastle, Jam in Amsterdam, The Island of Fear, Scream Devil Scream, Phooone Calls and Baastard UFO's film.
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We use the styles of pop right through to rock not forgetting a bit of the old
punk, classical, folk & blues chucked in for good measure all available to download as windows media player or mp3 files. 'Funny' phonecalls also keep appearing on our server although we deny all memory of such recording.
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_____ Oh yes and weve also got some very cool downloadable Spice Girls mpeg video clips taken from our full length comedy films including, Jesus Does Stunts, Hardcore, Bendy Bendy, Auntie Fanny Wrinkle Cream, Wimp Fight , Do We Like Balloons? (Yes We Do), Ninja Diary, Cwiss Biggins Disco, 1d Art Gallery, Poltergeist Cleaning Sytem etc.
