" Without words there would be no books, without tongues there would be no speech - so why on earth have you just introduced this dying Ox into our bedroom??"
Such thoughts haunt the mind of Mr Stardom and his comedy work both on and off stage, reflect some of the many issues that suround his daily lifestyle.
His debut album on 2000 saw him escalte to cult (and cunt) hero - with his intoxicating (and intoxicated) blend of light hearted British smut and rude words. Such titles as 'Open Wide (And Call Me Vince)' and 'I Want Knickers' , saw Carlon explore new grounds, seldom explored by other british rappers.
He gained a strong following in and around the Worksop area and went on to the apex of his career when he was personally invited by the landlord of The Broken Wheel working men's club to come and host the celebrity whist drive with fellow light entertainer, Boss Hoggchops.
Since then Carlon took a break from the glit and glam of stardom and moved to Snettisham in Norfolk where he took up pervying around the elderly as a full time profession.
In 2006 he returns to the comedy circuit, goose in hand and promises his loyal coupel of fans that he will return with stronger, funnier, hornier material then ever before.
He's also set to appear in a Channel 4 documentary on hip hop and the adult industry alongside other rude men such as Snoop Dogg, Luke Campbell and Brian Adams.
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