Squat Betty.
In no order whatsoever: The Clash, The Smiths, T Rex, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Architecture in Helsinki, Leonard Cohen, Chili Peppers, Melissa Auf Der Maur, Tom Waits, Ed Tudor-Pole, Eels, Serge Gainsbourg, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr, Bob Marley, Sparks, Lambchop, Slowdive, David Bowie, Bert Jansch, Nick Drake, Boards of Canada, Dexy's Midnight Runners and the Emerald Express, The Beastly Brothers, mewithoutYou, The Magic Numbers, The Beta Band, Kate Bush, The Brothers Gin, Beck, Jake Thackray, Sigur Ros, The Doors, Super Furry Animals, The Octopus Project, Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Guillemots, Blind Melon, Dinosaur Jr, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Kimya Dawson, Mudhoney, The Sugarhill Gang, Arcade Fire, Ween, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cat Power, Jane's Addiction, Brendan Benson, The Libertines, The Charlatans, Janet Street Preachers, The Jam, Jilted John, Monkish, Graham Fellows, Lamb, Broken Social Scene, Ramones, Death From Above 1979, Team Sleep, The Flaming Lips, Splodgenessabounds, The Vandals, The Vibrators, Captain Beefheart, Os Mutantes, Dead Kennedys, Maps, Al Bowlly and Ray Noble, Billy Bragg, Michelle Shocked, Deftones, Beth Orton, Snow Patrol, Violent Femmes, CW McCall, Brian Swaddling, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Ramones, Althea and Donna, Joy Division, New Order, Depeche Mode, Bobby D, New York Dolls, Belle and Sebastian, Jeff Buckley, Tricky, Iggy Pop, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Massive Attack, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Elvis Presley, Sly and the Family Stone, Rolling Stones, Stone Roses, Guns n Roses, Judge Dread, Goldfrapp, The Go! Team, Mad Capsule Markets, Soul Coughing, The Cure, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Martina Topley-Bird, Nirvana, Martha and the Muffins, Smashing Pumpkins, QOTSA, Chas 'n' Dave, The Fish Brothers, Mr Scruff, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Aphex Twin, Arab Strap, The Pogues, Kirsty MacColl, Iron Maiden, Bjork, The Killers, Interpol, The Undertones, Anal Beard, Devendra Banhart, Radiohead, Simian, Gary Numan, Pulp, Ze Moldy Peaches, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Hefner, Ad Nauseum...
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Q The Winged Serpent, Adaptation, Trainspotting, Anchorman, Commando, Coming To America, Ratcatcher, Leaving Las Vegas, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Wickerman, Withnail & I, Anything David Lynch, Fright Night, Fright NIght 2, Enduring Love, Hideous Kinky, Vanishing Point, Spirited Away, Never Weaken, Metropolis, Clockwise, Witchfinder General, ##### Up Your Ears
Monkey Trousers, Roman's Empire, Peep Show, Jeeves and Wooster, Gash In The Attic, Eggheads, Sinchronicity, Medium, The Dead Zone, ########## ###, Porridge, Most Haunted, Quantum Leap, Challenge TV (NEW Bulleseye, OLD Blind-a Date, 15 to 1, all the greats), Blackadder, The Littlest Hobo, Bottom, The Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Crystal Maze, Sugar Rush, The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin, Rising Damp, Nighty Night, Sharpe, Keeping Up Appearances, One Foot In The Grave, QI, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, The A Team, #########, Eastenders, Black Books, Vic and Bob, Spaced, Mighty Boosh, Monk, Bergerac, Columbo, Inspector Morse, Only Fools & Horses, Neighbours, Match of the Day, 'Allo 'Allo, The Good Life
Amsterdam, Vernon God Little, The Penguin Book Of First World War Poetry, David Jones, James Joyce, Philip "Larko" Larkin (The North Ship, The Less Deceived, The Whitsun Weddings, High Windows), Atonement, Birdsong, Holes, Who Ate All The Pies: The Micky Quinn Story, The God of Small Things, A Fine Balance, Enduring Love, Timoleon Vieta Come Home, Orlando, Gorky Park, Dylan Thomas
Ben off Eastenders, John Matrix, Bennett, William Topaz McGonagall, Philip Larkin, Edith Sitwell, Edward Estlin Cummings, David Jones (In Parenthesis etc), Leonard Rossiter, Joe Strummer, Jeff Buckley, Peter Sellers, Matt Le Tissier, Peter Cook, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Derek Akorah, others