The store |
The second batch of shirts will be in soon. My apologies to you all that have ordered and not recieved your shirts yet. My ASSistaint is the culprit and he assures me that the new batch wi...
Posted by kikko on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:02:00 PST |
People as bridges (and other fun things you can do at 3am) |
MY entertainments like it very much when I use then as a bridge. Some times they even hit each other. They also like it when I step on the alarm clock and make it go off. they yell a...
Posted by kikko on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Just a plain ol stick, a paper bag and a bowl of water. |
All can be fun, however not at the same time. In one day the Emperor almost got recycled, flushed and his eye poked out. He is stil sulking (and soaking) but is pleased at all the good peo...
Posted by kikko on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST |
Don't hate the player |
Just because I am the emperor of the universe, doesn't mean I can't lick my butt. Because I can! So there.
Posted by kikko on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:25:00 PST |
The store is up and online!!! |
Loyal Subject. I am pleased to announce the Emperor Kikko online store is now open @ www.gonzoherald.com/kikko. We are only taking pay pal orders right now, but the credit card processor will be along...
Posted by kikko on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST |
Artwork for the shirts!!!!!!! |
The new emperor kikko artwork is in and the shirt styles and sizes will be posted soon!!! Check out the pics in my profile.
RIP Kurt Vonnegut
I miss him already, he smelled wierd.
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Posted by kikko on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST |
MY male entertainment's tragic news (not for kids) |
MY male entertainment is in a thing called a band. Chris is the singer.
It is the emperor's wish that you forward this to as many people as possible.
We are very sad to announce that Chri...
Posted by kikko on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST |
Plastic bags...source of amusement or do they have nutritional value? |
Taste like plastic but if you run at them fast enough it's like going into hyperspace.
Emperor Kikko
Posted by kikko on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST |
Still waiting on the art.... |
The art work for the shirts and stuff will be here soon, so don't worry. Your Emperor learned today that when a clothes dryer is finished it tries to rattle your spine out of your body by making...
Posted by kikko on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:08:00 PST |
Tattoos! |
I was taken to get a tattoo yesterday, which turned out to be a sinister plot to get me to the vets! The Emperor is NOT pleased with this. But at least I won't be getting Lukemeia or diste...
Posted by kikko on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST |
