Stewie Griffinâ„¢

My name is Stewie Griffin.
I'm 1 Year Old.
I have an english accent.
I am Exactly 1'6 and I Weigh 29 Pounds.
I Am Catholic.
I Am Mainly Irish.
I Go To "Hugs and Kisses (The Good Kind) Playschool".
I enjoy literature,I Also Enjoy Granny Smith Apples.
Sometimes It Feels Like No One Is Listening To Me.
I enjoy making talk shows.
Rupert is my best friend and Death is my hero.
Also For Some Odd Reason Stinky Diapers turn me on.
And I'm Just Not A Hat Person.
I was In Love Twice One Girl Included Janet and The Other,My Babysitter Liddane.
Bertram Griffin or My "Sperm-Brother" Is My Half-Brother.
The Reason I Hate Lois So Much Is Because She Smoked Pot When She Was Pregnant With Me.
AND I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD.If you don't believe me then GO TO HELL!!!
I DO NOT READ MY MESSAGES
Remember If It Ain't Funny,It Ain't Worth Jack.
THESE ARE THE BAFOONS I LIVE WITH AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYDAY!...
My Father's Name Is Peter Griffin,Also Goes By Fatman,Wide Load,or Scrotum Chin.
My Mother's Name Is Lois Griffin,Also Goes By Vile Women or Bitch.I WILL KILL HER!!!
My Brother's Name Is Chris Griffin,Also Goes By Chris Grissle or Fatty.
My Sister's Name Is Meg Griffin,Also Called;Bitch,Ugly,Fat,Umkeept,Four Eyes,Nerd,or House Cat.Good Thing She's Only My Half-Sister.
My Dog's Name Is Brian Griffin,I Call Him "The Dog"

Click The Image Above For Me To Do All Your Commands,You Sick Sick Little Moo Cow
Brian and I at the Emmys