todd from saskatoon - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i guess yous could say im a bit of what they call "a roller". there aint never been no one as smooth as the old toddster in Saskatoon before....and ther aint ever gonna be neether. I got all the moves, the movie star good looks, a part time job and a fully financed vehicle...thats right baby....when da dealer says "OAC" they is talkin about the toddster....!!!! i was credit approved by 2 of 5 the dealerships in saskatoon!!!.. I dont just want the broads to want me just for my looks and my money....i want them to know its also cuz the todd knows what to do when we park the truck....trust me... i know how to bake ur cookies darlin. ......My hobbies: im into drinking and driving, looking in the mirror, and hanging out at the tim hortons drive through....even when im not workin there! --------One time I finished 3rd in an air guitar contest....and there were like more than 5 people in it, so i can probably play a real guitar too...so i might join a band...but it would have to be a big one...like led zeppelin or something for me to be interested............because i dont want to limit my opportunities in modeling and acting, cuz all the major agencies are trying to sign me...so im moving to toronto soon for that. While im there, i might play for the leafs part time...cuz im a sick hockey player....like they wanted me on the olympic team but i failed the drug test cuz i was partying too much with my bitches. ----------Im also training to go in the UFC...so i wil prolly be world champion of that by the end of the year....or else NASCAR...that shit looks easy....i saw that ricky bobby movie like 7 times... geeze...imagine me and that dude hangin out after the races...the chicks would go crazy.........or QUAGMIRE...that dude is almost as smoooth with the walking talking penis barbies as i am......anyway...more soon baby...dont cry....

My Interests

i like to travel, ive been to regina 4 times, and once we went to a place called "the dominican republic"....its somewhere in europe, and is real classy...did u know that over there all the food and booze is free in your hotel?? no im seriouos...its true.....so we just got friggin pinned every day! you should go...tell them ur a friend of mine ......... I also like fine dining....im a bit of a goormay......just imagine you and me baby, at the Keg in saskatoon...under the little electric candles....enjoying a fine fillit MIGneon and some french fries....I will even let you get the salad bar baby....cuz the toddster doesnt let his bitches go hungry.....we can go anytime...i got some coupons

I'd like to meet:

people say to me..."todd, u just think you are gods gift to women! but i say, no darlin, women wuz gods gift to todd".............. ---------------im looking to meet hotties of course....but not just to nail them....i want it to mean something aswell....(to them)......Im really into women with low self esteem...and i will help you to lower it even further. I am also interested in a serious relationship with a girl who has really hot slutty friends..or perhaps a jealuos and overly competative sister....that works aswell......dont ask why darlin....pay no never mind to all that....just think about you and me and our special love....ok? -------- ............. this whole myspace thing is new to me....but it is sooo todd....and as you can see i am swamped by all the hottest bitches wanting to get with me....so you can pretty much assume that if you see her in my friends list, im already doing her...cuz things move pretty fast once your with the todd...just let me buy her a couple of king cans to set the mood....and then we are good to go aint that right baby?

Music:

both kinds....country AND western......and some of that vintage rock stuff isnt too gay either....but only the really good stuff.....like aldo nova and rick springfield

Movies:

porn....jenna does todd....coming soon baby.....because we all know its the boy with the funnies that gets all da honeys

Television:

yeah...i got cable and everything...33 channels
Myspace Layouts

Books:

i read most of da classics in school.....cat in the hat, harry potter, even part of that one with the whale in it....was writed by that music dude moby about his dick...someday their gonna right a movie about my dick to eh moby? cuz mine is gotta be biggeer n yurs 4sure...im like huge....at least thats what my mom told me

Heroes:

ricky bobby, borat, zoolander & Ali G....you know...are the only ones i consider to be on my level......but then also ron jeremy, don cherry, bradd pitt, jeraldo, jerry springer (not for his looks but for his reality journalisticism), howard stern ( for his diplomatic skills)