Monorail conductor
run out on a baseball field during a game
manage a beautiful country singer
eat the world's biggest hoagie
blackjack dealer
appear on "The Gong Show"
to own the Dallas Cowboys
to live in the woods, keeping a journal of thoughts
bowl a perfect game
Awards
The 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence
Won (and lost) "Most Weight Gained," "Most Hair Lost," "Most Improved Odor," "Person Who Traveled the Least Distance to Be Here" at high school reunion
won Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop album of the year" (with the B-Sharps)
Medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into a Three Mile Island"
Jobs/Positions Dial-watcher class 3 (1979)
Asst. rod-watcher class 3 (1990)
Uranium rod-hander (1991)
Hidy Ho Neighbor that sneaks into my house through a wire!
Doh Good luck getting back out im cutting that thing!Mommy I'm Scared of the bad man Bart Quick cut the cord nowSnip Snipthis
is
getting
strange
now
i seem
to be
Growing
Larger
Doh
boy
get me
more
BEER
NOW!
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