Well, I've been living in a shed with my kitties since my folks abandoned me way back when. Used to have this great 1961 Electrobubble bubblemaker, but it got totally fucked.I stay afloat by re-marketing shopping carts. Enough to keep me in Kraft Dinner and cat food. I'd tell ya about it, but I've kinda got the market cornered and I don't want to give away any trade secrets.I'm basically a loyal person. To my friends, anyways. You know, the people you get drunk and stoned with. I've got no patience for dicks, though. I miss my friend Conky.Love to wrestle. Nothing better in the world than putting on the old Green Bastard outfit and going a few rounds in the ring.Man, I hate Samsquampches! I've dealt with those cocksuckers on a number of occasions and believe me, you don't want any part of it. And I fuckin' don't like monkeys either -- they just scare me, the creepy little fuckers. Just don't like the dirty little stinky-ass little bastards.Guess that's about it.
