Cyclone Theory |
It's incredible how I come up with this shit.So I had a meeting with someone after work today. And when I was leaving that meeting I thought to myself "You'd better relieve yourself before going out i...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 17:56:00 GMT |
Shining |
Do you guys remember the movie "The Shining" by Stanley Kubrick? Yeah we all know it was a great movie okay. And if you haven't seen it well, it's a great movie okay. So yeah in the movie the hotel ca...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:06:00 GMT |
Careers. |
So say you work as a 9-5'er sitting behind a computer all day long, all week long, all month long, all year long. So for all your hard work your company is kind enough to give you two weeks paid vacat...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:58:00 GMT |
My wiener feels good doesn’t it? |
Is it me or is dirty talk just a series of rhetorical questions? Naughty questions always get asked during sex or four-play but they never get answered. It must either due to a lack of breath or the f...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:48:00 GMT |
Beating the Internet. |
As I awoke this morning in a pool of my own sweat with a pounding headache I realized that this was going to be one of those throw away days. The type of day where you do absolutely nothing. Just lay ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:12:00 GMT |
Ever wonder what A.M and P.M stands for? |
This is what I found out. According to both NASA and the British Royal Observatory, a.m. stands for ante-meridiem, which is from Latin for "before the Sun has crossed the line." And p.m. means post-me...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:09:00 GMT |
My Memoirs |
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Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:03:00 GMT |
M.C Hammer Pants |
Ohhh Yeah!
You all remember them, shit some of you might even still own a pair or two. I know I do. Mine were made in India in the 80's, fabric is 100% rayon they are double laye...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:07:00 GMT |
My Crazy Cousin |
So I moved to Missoula, MT around the end of December 2006. The reason being my lady friend is finishing her degree at the University of Montana (Missoula). At the time of my moving to Missoula my eld...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
The Hyperdimensional Resonator |
For all of you who have no idea what a The Hyperdimensional Resonator is well its a time travel machine...okay and it's real, and this is how it works. The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the mo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 16:32:00 GMT |
