Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies

About Me

With a record of 15 orgies,30 threesomes,and 100 1-on-1s,I am The Prosthetic Foot Model that models his feet for women sitting on the toilet in public bathroom stalls.I am The Prosthetic Foot Model that appears behind the whispering steam that hovers above the burning asphalt that keeps my mushroom shaped mushroom and Loblawliness road pizzas warm.I will dazzle you with my dizziness threshold and my ability to walk.I will take thinking to a whole new level of thoughtlesness and I will take thoughtlesness to a whole new level of thinking and vice versa.I have thoughts that will make your thoughts look like lame thoughts that have thinking problems during the thinking and non thinking process,an example of one of your lame thoughts would be a thought of you playing,"Pin the vaginal blood fart on the Hells Angel" and an example of one of my awesome thoughts would be of me working in a high-speed rotating restaurant and Im addicted to motion sickness pills.Another really awesome thought is in order to change the world we need to find a really big changeroom,these regular sized change rooms obviously arent working.

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My Interests

I like going to the meat section at the supermarket and poking all the plastic coated roast beef,its all soft and gushy.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet The rest of the Loblaws including The Bah-Blah-Blahs Featuring Robert Loblaw,Bobby Loblaw,Uncle Chester Loblaw,Uncle Ivan Loblaw,Leyroy Loblaw and Donovan Loblaw.I would also like to meet Traby Leckman,Bond Trettio Branas,Pilbo Gruven,Oppli Markor,Marieberg Skruvsta Karlsund,Poang Poang Lycksele Lovas,Fixhult Klippan,Lunna Klappsta Hastveda and Boasted Bolsbo Fornbro Strind Dalom.I play tether-ball with the jolly green giants testicles professionally and I need a doubles partner to play with his right testicle so I can consentrate and focus on the left testicle,playing tether-ball with both of his balls at the same time by yourself is not as easy as the brochure makes it out to be,those pictures cant be real.Dont believe every testicle-tether-ball coach you meet!!

Music:

I enjoy most background porno movie soundtracks and i like to dance to most cellphone ring tones.

Movies:

Jerkin The Gerkin,Star Whores and Bob Loblaws Stinky,Sweaty,Sweet,Sexy,Silicone,Sassy,Sour,Slappy,Soapy,So ppy Balls.Written by The Loblaws Featuring Robert and Bobby Loblaw

Television:

a square box with antenas.Ill take "Refridgerators" for 200 Alec.

Books:

Switch Bitch,Rusty Bed Springs By I.P. Freely,Brown Spots On The Wall By Hoo Flung Dung,Adventures At An All You Can Eat Nachos And Weed Restaurant By Bob Loblaw aka Bah-Blah-Blah.

Heroes:

The Boogy Man,Denim Man,The real Bob Loblaw and not this fake bullshit,I mean the real Bob Loblaw.

My Blog

AT MY HOUSE WE MAKE THE LOVE,TALK ABOUT MAKING THE LOVE AND WE MAKE THE LOVE

Today here warm weather and brightly shines the sun and from it at me fine mood and I want will share her with you.I studied English and teachers spoke at me well turns out.They speak that I talk bett...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST

A NITE IN SHINING ARMOUR VS. THE INVISIBLE MAN

So I was sitting there having coffee on the moon just watching the world go by and wondering if Walt Disney ever caught those giant mice that are always hanging around the rides.As this went through m...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

THE DAY WAS LIKE THE NIGHT ONLY WITH LIGHT

The railroad tracks appeared to be long and narrow that day.It was as if they went on for miles and miles.All the green grass blades in the field of green grass blades,alongside the tracks,resembled e...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:29:00 PST

KING-KONG IS AN ARROGANT PRICK

So Im standing next a vagina scale and in walks King Kong.Fucking King Kong,the arrogant prick walks in and says,"ROAR,ROAR,ROAR",or something like that,and Im like ,"Pardon me you arrogant fuck,what ...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST

MY POSTHETIC FOOT IN THE FLESH

So I was out doing my usuall rounds as a janitor/prosthetic foot model.I was modelling my feet for this one woman who wouldnt get off the can for like an hour,but for some reason that night it was tur...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

KIDNAPPING A FAT KID IS HARDER THAN YOU THINK

I TRIED KIDNAPPING A REALLY FAT KID ONCE,BUT IT DIDNT WORK.SO INSTEAD I GOT HIM TO KIDNAP ME AND I GAVE HIM A MAP OF WHERE TO TAKE ME.WELL IT TOOK TWICE AS LONG AS I THOUGHT AND IT LOOKED KIND OF WIER...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

CRAYOLA AERIOLA:NIPPLE COLORED CRAYONS

Mrs. Garret,I know it looks like Im an epileptic but actually Tootie wont take the defribulator off of my tits.Ialways thought my boyfriend had that,"my hands turn intodefribulators when I feel up you...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

VAGINA:WORD OR BODY PART?

My comment about your top 8 is you forgot to put me on it.I thought we had a deal.You said If I could prove that "cunt" isnt a word and only a body part then you would put me on your top 8.Here I will...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

SHIT IS A PIN CUSHION FOR PEANUTS

I love helping people out in a jam.Theres this woman who I serenade everyday on my Dicky-dee ice cream bike which Ive actually switched to selling my curried liver out of.The last time I was there she...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK MYSELF

You know when someone says to you,"Hey If you dont know what Im talking about then you can go fuck yourself"?Well what if you do know what they are talking about,but you want to NOT know what they are...
Posted by Bob Loblaw Pt. 2 Circumcision is For Babies on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:55:00 PST