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RC Weslowski

The neon dildo says "hello"

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Member Since: 2/8/2006
Band Members: Stiff and swollen and delicious. At least 3.
Influences: Steve Martin, Martin Van Steinburg, Pablo Neruda, DADA, Harlan Ellison, Kamandi The Last Boy On Earth, Woody Allen, David MacMurray Smith, Al Mader, God, beatitude, slippers of the fuzzy kind, swiftness, my benevolant 2 dimensional guardian sasquatch (his name is Aristotle), liver spots,
Sounds Like: The Sound of One Hand Napping.
Record Label: Evil Boy Genius Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Web Presence

In an attempt to consolidate my web presence or just to you know where else to find me and find what I'm up to you have a few other options than just here. I have a facebook account as RC Weslowski an...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

Smaller than God.

There is a boy.  There is a small boy.  He is smaller than God.   He wishes he was smaller. God wants him smaller.  Wants him smaller than he is.  Wants him smaller than ...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

Tugboat in my pants...Happy New Year

     2007 was filled with a lot of orange man handling fueled by the predictions of a dyslexic ouija board.  After plenty of see through therapy via the "saran wrap method" I ...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

Love poem for a taser

Let me lick your taser baby Let me kiss  your cattle prod You ain't all that dange-rous baby Fill my mouth with your electric rod FILL ME! FILL ME! Let me fuck your taser baby Let me hump your ca...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:38:00 PST

Check out this event: New Years Eve with the Vancouver Poetry Slam

Hosted By: RC Weslowski When: 31/12/2007Where: Cafe Deux Soleils2096 Commercial DriveVancouver, CanadaDescription:RC Weslowski Click Here To View Event...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST

Check out this event: 2nd Annual RC Weslowski Christmas Special

Hosted By: RC Weslowski When: 10/12/2007Where: Cafe Deux Soleils2096 Commercial DriveVancouver, British Columbia|56 CanadaDescription:RC Weslowski Click Here To View Event...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:27:00 PST

Swallow the Ocean

There once was a man who Wanted to swallow the ocean Sip by sip, gulp by gulp   He somehow believed His lost ooom-pa lived in those waters He needed to remember that love   So everyday the...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

Podslam dot org...vote for Beauty Ba Bo

If you like or don't like you can vote for me and my poem, Beauty Ba Bo. http://www.podslam.org/?q=node/115 It's a little strange seeing it on the internet.  ...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

The Girl Next Door

In an attempt to spice up my love life recently I've been visiting a few internet dating sites.  I feel a little embarassed about it but it's the 21st century and so what, who the hell cares. I'v...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

The Big Burst (The new poem)

So, I am part of a large group of artists working on a multi media instalation.  It's called the A440HZ project and it's being headed up by Joel Snowden and Celia King.   Here's a link ...
Posted by RC Weslowski on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST