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SPENCER!

.we don't need a jetski, we got each other.

About Me

“A world that might have Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster is clearly superior to one that definitely does not.”
- Chris Van Allsburg (author of 'Jumanji' )

I have 2 chapbooks available. One is named "Sometimes I Wish Raptors Existed So I Could Get Disemboweled And Finally Spill My Guts To Someone" (Broken Pencil's July'07 Zine of the Month!) and two is named "My Name Is Scientist". If you wanna order one message me or e-mail me at [email protected].

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/4/2006
Band Website: cryptomundo.com
Band Members: Kitten of Judah.
Steve and Mike of Judah.

Influences: My Grampa, Mom, Dad, Kerr-Bear, GERTY LUNG GAWA, Charles Bukowski, A. LOODY, K. Dazzler, Uxbridge, Jack McCarthy, Bill Bissett, Jeffrey Mcdaniels, Bucky Sinister, My Friends, Why?/Hymie's Basement, B.O.T.V., Cannibal Ox, Bruce Campbell, cryptozoology, Jim Carroll, Satan, ghost stories, John Giorno, "I Am Legend", H.P. Lovecraft, The Four Horsemen, Billy Childish, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Spaced, Simon Pegg, Electric Jon, Will Storr VS. The Supernatural, Krystle Mullin, Daniel Johnston, Phil Elvrum, China Town, Scroobius Pip, Kensington Market, Doc Pickles, professional wrestling, Chris Wallace, Coast to Coast AM, Voices of Youth, Dave Eggers, The Goonies, David Cross, The Secret Handsnakes, David Sedaris, Wavelength, Lenny Bruce, The Monster Squad, Paul Durcan, L.E.V.I.A.T.H.A.N., Buddy Wakefield, John Smith, Horror Movies, Cartoons, Comic Books and shit.
Sounds Like:

Record Label: .thirty second blurbs.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Im madly in love with a haunted house. *poem*

I am madly I love with a haunted house,and it's terrifying.I long to spoon its bumps in the night,and whisper "I want to spend the rest of my life with you" in sign language to her shadow puppetson a ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:53:00 PST

Poems by 7th and 8th Graders in Burlington.

So I did this poetry workshop at an elementary school in Burlington on Monday with Krystle and Amanda and twice we each took a class and got them to help us individually write poem that we would then ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Im trying really hard, Mom. *poem*

For: You.And so ,after reading a briefbut rather comprehensiveWikipedia article on how tocock a gun(the type that sprints),Spencer placed the tunnel to his temple of boom,pulled the fire alarm,shell ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:05:00 PST

Yo, Check this out... *poem*

We, Your undivided attention,Request that you at least attemptTo catch more glimpses of herOn your tongue.It has been far too long since her birthmarks melted in your mouth. We, your undivided...
Posted by SPENCER! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

Ton Young Guy (China Town) *poem*

...For Gertrude Lung...No AW Nay,Ton Young Guy.No AW Nay.Spadina, Chinatown.9:41 AM on a SaturdayIn mid-September, 2007.It's colder than it's allowed to be, this time of year,And that's good.Chinatown...
Posted by SPENCER! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

The Buru is a giant, Chinese Lungfish *poem*

...For Gertrude Lung...Don't give up on a good thing.Even when the pieceOf shit keepsBreaking Down,Don't give upOn a good thing.Make sure you are always dressedIn case a funeral pops upAnd dark clothe...
Posted by SPENCER! on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:25:00 PST

Radio Canada Hulla Baloo *poem*

And all that will be left Are the gossiping Violins Violently Rubbing their witch doctor Crickets together Sickening meal worm grins With words hung from motel rafters Hung delicately like dreams cat...
Posted by SPENCER! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:15:00 PST

CRYPTOZOOLOGY LOVES ME BACK!

So the other day i was at the Toronto Comic Book Art Festival and some dudes took a picture of my Cryptozoology tattoo. I was a little surprised because nobody ever knows what it means. TODAY i find ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST

BlogTo Podcast Interview!

Hello All!I got interviewed by the fine people at BlogTo the other day for their podcast and i performed the poem "Not Pirahnas, Not Ever" live on air! I don't know what technology is and am not sure ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:42:00 PST

Broken Pencil Literary Magazine Chapbook of the Month!!!

CHECK THIS OUT:http://www.brokenpencil.com/news/blog.php?bpblogid=32 Broken Pencil Literary Magazines Chapbook of the Month I still can't beleive this and i'm so happy and jumping around me room and ...
Posted by SPENCER! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST