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Patrick Swan

About Me

Patrick Swan was born in to small town mediocrity. As a result he is an aesthetically absurd young drunk monument to the excess of pop culture that clouds our future. He drains his boredom from bottles and puts our demons down on paper for all to enjoy uncomfortably.Hope this works. I have terrible spelling and punctuation. I won't be offended if you need to change things. Thanks friend.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/02/2005
Band Members: Sometimes you meet people and think: "My, aren't this person charming!" but meanwhile back in home bed sheets are full of rock and dry plant.
Influences: A busy night at the pub, and fox news.
Sounds Like: Bill Hicks fucked Woody Allen and birthed a neurotic Eminem.
Record Label: Keeping my fingers crossed.

My Blog

Saskatchewan winter VS the hand of Oprah

Saskatchewan winters are for surviving through. Its cold bones and desolate temperatures that tend to leave one feeling isolated. Some people enjoy trying to make a go of having fun with various acti...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:56:00 GMT

Open Air

I hate most things. Im not sure why. I just do. Imbalanced? Probably. Imperfect? definitely. I can watch a movie once and quote it almost verbatim. I can remember commercials from when I was a child ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:34:00 GMT

The nervous perfect.

Let me open by saying that I tried to do an update about two days ago, typed for an hour and then lost the whole goddamned thing. Frustration at its finest. So the show went well on Friday. My pre sh...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:42:00 GMT

2010. Year of the Swan.

Fuck it. I went to a walk in today. I drank two glasses of whiskey and ordered a pizza after work last night. I was still home relatively early so I ate the pizza while watching breaking bad. Then I d...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:38:00 GMT

Tea. Tickets. Toronto

Success...last night I went home right after work and ate a ham sandwich. The teas been good to me, and the chemical cherry is still vile. Alls well though, divided my time between typing the shit out...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:36:00 GMT

No fun 'til friday.

Well...stamp a big fail on that one. A few days ago I felt like I was getting sick and decided in an effort to fight it off I'd have no fun until the show on friday. However my complete lack of will p...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:40:00 GMT

The Shit(s).

Well I'm back from the dead. I rolled over, pulled the shitty sheets from my bed and decided to give it the old college try. My friends say it's important to keep you whiny lumps updated on why I'm st...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:02:00 GMT

Dear Crazy Screams

Dear Crazy Screams, There are unwanted memories waiting for me when ever I visit the past. As I sit here thinking of nothing, a wretched feeling of sick fills my stomach. All I want to do is die....
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:44:00 GMT

Part of something else.

This is a short section of something bigger I have been working on for some time called "Handstand Fistfight".     I've been hanging around with Jesus promoting his new line of clothes, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:23:00 GMT

Good Idear.

Patrick Swan says: What is your purpose? The Mothership says: I don't have a porpoise. Patrick Swan says:     Do you intend to communicate with other mammals from the murky deep? T...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:09:00 GMT