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I like dressing up in costumes.

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I will ride my red motorcycle/ into your heart/crash land my feelings/ all over your doorstep/fling scented pink petals/ across your front lawn/ kiss you like pancakes/ for breakfast/

(Heidi Greco "Promises, Promises")
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My Interests

I like laughing.

I like dancing.

I like yoga but only Ashtanga- Hatha is for pussies and Bikrams is for masochists. I giggle when I see purse dogs especially if they're wearing sweaters and belong to crazy asian ladies who shuffle their feet when they walk.

I like indie rock and old school house music, pink drinks, the color green, and anything Dave Eggers touches. I think I still like theatre (the jury is still out on this one). I like going to movies, karaoke at the legion, and section three (cause is reminds me of Calgary for some weird reason).

I like folk fests (but hate hippies).

I like reading, writing, getting out of my house, Mr. Winkle, sunshine, my bed, sleeping in, staying up late, modern dance- the more fucked up the better. When drinking wine I can only drink white just not Chardonay. I eat mostly veggie food- I only ate alligator once thanks to Suze. I prefer tea over coffee and sometimes not even tea. I don't drink pop (have you seen what that shit does to teeth?). I'd like it if you took me out for sushi.

I tend to fall for skinny boys with big hearts (usually broken and emotionally unavailable ones). Or star fucks. I like those too.

I'll probably turn this into a poem someday.

I'd like to meet:

People that can laugh at themselves. People that smile in photos. People that will give me money for being myself.

Music:

I'm all over the map. Let's just say right now I'm listening to a rotation of Ben Lee, Basment Jaxx, Lady Sov, Luke Doucet and that silly Snakes on a Plane song (ya still.... I'm ready for it).

Movies:

I've probably seen Wayne's World more than any other movie but most of that was during jr high or when I had a fever. My other favorite sick day movies are: The Breakfast Club, She's All That(I love you Freddie!) and Waiting for Guffman.I also like documentaries that make me cry and lose sleep over the state of our society.

Television:

I don't have time. But if I do I like the Colbert Report.

Books:

A Heart Breaking Work of Stagering Genius, Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs, Teen Angst: A Celebration of Really Bad Poetry (shameless plug),

Currently Reading: The new Dave Eggers!!! What is the What?

Reciently Finished (this year): The Brooklyn Follies. Dali Lama something about Happiness. Social Accupuncture- inspiring!,40 pages of The God of Small Things, The Wonder Spot, Prep, A Million Little Pieces (I don't care if it was real or not) The Time Traveler's Wife, In Praise Of Slow, a bunch of plays you've probably never heard of some poetry books, and non-fiction. I love non-fiction.If you don't read I'll think you're dumb.

Heroes:

Courtney Love.

My Blog

Fuck Off and Die!

FUCK OFF AND DIE: TALES IN TEEN ANGST POETRYPRESS RELEASETORONTO FRINGESomewhere in the back of your closet gathering dust and turning yellow with age is comedic gold. Those old journals, poems, and e...
Posted by Sara no H on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

Me, on stage, half naked and dancing!

Yo, yo, yo, party people! We've got to keep the vibe alive!If you think Sparkle Bunny is awesome- and I know you all do. You're going to love this play I'm in. It's called 120 BPM and it's about the 9...
Posted by Sara no H on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

Wanna help me make a film?

Does anyone remember my friend Sparkle Bunny? Here's a photo to jog your memory.Well, seeing as everyone is ripping off my Teen Angst idea. I'm moving on to my next greatest idea.It is long over due ...
Posted by Sara no H on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

If it doesn't happen in Toronto - does it matter?

I feel angsty. Bah!As you know I've spent six years on a project, been on national radio, in national papers, in international magazines and still the Globe and Mail (who really broke the story on me ...
Posted by Sara no H on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

Check out this event: Teen Angst: A Retro Comedy Night

Hosted By: Sara BynoeWhen: Thursday Mar 08, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Annex307 W CordovaVancouver, v5y1w8CanadaDescription:Sara Bynoe Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Sara no H on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:31:00 PST

Check out this event: Pity Party: A Post Valentines Day Check In

Hosted By: Sara BynoeWhen: Tuesday Feb 20, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Cafe Deux Soleil2096 Commercial DriveVancouver, CanadaDescription:Yes, Valentine's Day is coming soon and aren't you excited? Ya, I t...
Posted by Sara no H on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

MySpace where's MyLife?

How many frickin' cyber lives can one person have?Two websites.Three MySpace profiles.One Friendster account which is sadly neglected, but I loved it because those people were truly friends and I wasn...
Posted by Sara no H on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

Some Quiz and what it said about me

You Are Thong PantiesWoman, you are one hell of a ride!You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay awa...
Posted by Sara no H on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:04:00 PST