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At the New Theatre of the Absurd, we are non- conformists who believe in setting the bar very high for ourselves- so high that it is almost unattainable; yet we are always striving to clear it. We don’t want to regurgitate old ideas and we repel those who are merely rehashing them. We want to break down all the walls and embrace every taboo. We are believers in free speech. We believe that anything can, and probably should, be said at any time. BECAUSE THE ROOT OF THE THING IS NEVER THE THING ITSELF We are clowns without the creepy make-up. We are literary revolutionaries. We are the annoying sand between your toes that the beach towel could not rub off and it’s still there when you put on your shoes. We are the dog that bites you in the ass and gives you rabies, and then we are the doctor who sticks the huge rabies needle in your stomach and laughs when you ask if it will hurt. We are also the wind beneath your wings- the same great stinking wind that creates farts. We are going out there and trying to do something new, exposing ourselves to attack by the turd- throwing chimpanzees that are the doubters. But we spit at generic freaks and retro- razor- rash children. We are a strong movement; one that will resound in every toilet around the world! We are The New Theatre of the Absurd. The first product of The New Theatre of the Absurd is Da Bjorkman, a bizarre, controversial, surrealist, absurdist comic who has to be seen to be believed. He is the epitome of the New Theatre of the Absurd. Love him or hate him, he will inspire you. But if you end up alone in your room, watching porn for two weeks straight, well that is some subconscious curb stomp that happened to you when you were young. Not Da Bjorkman. Let the free thinkers of the world unite and roast marshmallows over the dying embers of the formulaic stylings of the literary world today! DA BJORKMAN SHOW is a roller coaster ride through the life of a young Irish-Icelandic boy who inhabits a body containing a mind that he does not realize is slowly going insane. Da Bjorkman will take you to the edge of your seat and beyond with a combination of comedy, performance art, theatre and the bizarre. His show is fifty percent written and fifty percent improvisation. Da Bjorkman, the master of improv, will have you wondering which is which. His show is one hour and forty minutes of perspiring, bungee-jumping fun. He will have you laughing one minute and crying the next. The hilarious horror tales of his life will put you on an out-of-control tilt-a-whirl of emotions - lurching from revulsion at savage imagination to compassion for that innocent child with wounded knees and adolescent crushed eyes. At the end of the show, you will definitely feel that you have witnessed the beginning of something … you know not what.Da Bjorkman Show is an unnerving tale of monumental descent into the hellish world of reality, told with the naiveté of one who accepts the incomprehensible as it is. Perhaps this is why Bjorkman finds reality more challenging than insanity. Many of Da Bjorkman’s stories delve deeply into the subconscious, slapping the mind with fig leaves and communion wafers. People who barely know him have said he is a very lovely little soul – but with a mouth like the devil - that eternal watchman of hideous body shakes and smiling banana bones, and watcher of the chill-crusted smiling gull.Bjorkman will dance on a blade of grass with the leaf children of Finkelstein, while at the same time selling ceiling fans for his uncle Kinjnor Da Bjorkman. He will have you reveling in the fantastic and burrowing into the armpit of the person sitting beside you, reliving mother memories rinsed in vertigo. *Please note that at this time, management would like to request that, if you have not done so already, you take this opportunity to go have a wash and apply deodorant. Thank you.Da Bjorkman travels with a suitcase full of Dada and a pocket full of surrealism. People have said that Bjorkman will make you feel like you are staring into the headlights of a concussion. Others have said that he smells like a fried tomato sandwich. But all agree that he is just insane enough to be an Irish-Icelandic genius. Once you have heard the stories of Da Bjorkman’s journeys, even those who are the most traveled will feel like they have never left their living rooms.Now celebrating its first anniversary, Da Bjorkman Show was created in July of last year, when, in a little coffee shop on Main Street, Bjorkman told the first of his many stories and was greeted with applause. Da Bjorkman is a one-man show not to be missed. He will definitely cause you to lose your footing, thinking you will never find it again, but then he places you back in your seat with the loving care of a grizzly bear with her cubs. It is insanity at its best. It is like the rock show you always wanted attend, but could never afford. If Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, and Björk all had a baby together – that child would be Da Bjorkman.Da Bjorkman’s goal in life is to rebuild reality and wallpaper everybody’s mind with candy wallpaper so that everyone’s remaining thoughts will be sweet.