Putting things on top of other things. Reading nursery rhymes backwards to my nieces and nephews and telling them that the rhymes contain secret messages from Keith Moon. The history of underpants - I hope to write a textbook entitled "Underpants Through the Ages". Creating ways to make boring televised sports more entertaining, such as introducing snipers into professional golf. Reorganizing my handbag and my thoughts. Hording rocks. Herding plastic fruit baskets. Holding small sticks above my head.
Al Capone; the Easter Bunny; that Brenda Brink - I think she's really great; Detlef Schrempf; the Tooth Fairy; Evander Holyfield; the skaters from Disney on Ice; Albert Camus; Flipper; Tom Jones; Geronimo; Mr. Toot; Moby Dick; Ally McCoist; Dennis Hopper; Sasquatch; Mario Andretti; Cinderella; Sean Connery; Derek Jeter, oh my goodness, yes, Derek Jeter; Lassie; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar; Lou Reed; Mickey Mouse; Mighty Mouse; Danger Mouse; Underdog; Snoop Dog; Paul Gascoigne; Elvis.
Demon Fetal Harvest; Elvis; Lou Reed; Eric Clapton; Bruce Springsteen; The Clash; Johnny Cash; Hildegard von Bingen; Eminem; the Chipmunks; Brenda Brink; Buddy Guy; Nick Lowe; Eros Ramazzotti; Green Day; the Who; John Hiatt; Monkeys With Guns; Substitute Teachers on Heroin.
Godfather II; The Sound of Music; Trainspotting; Ishtar; Bambi Meets Godzilla; Blue Velvet; La Dolce Vita; Taxi Driver; The Last Temptation of Christ; Blue in the Face; Chitty Chitty Bang Bang; Entrapment; Bhaji on the Beach; Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead; Born Losers; Withnail and I; On the Waterfront; The War Room; How To Get A Head In Advertising; Bedazzled (1967); Reds; Cinema Paradiso; Rebel Without a Cause; Raging Bull; Bonnie and Clyde; Bend It Like Beckham
Teletubbies; The Sopranos
Wiener Dog Art; New Webster's Dictionary of the English Language College Edition; The Poky Little Puppy; Venus in Furs; Reader's Digest Guide to Prescription and Over-the-Counter Drugs; Custer Died For Your Sins; A Passion for Donkeys; Guerilla Warfare; If Only I Had A Green Nose
Underdog; Boudicca; Mighty Mouse