Which of your tits is 2% and which is skim milk? |
Body: I figure if everyone is so sensitive about what kind of milk to put in their coffee these days then maybe all the young infants of today if they want to keep the weight off should start asking ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:49:00 GMT |
Crayola Aeriola |
Mrs. Garret,I know it looks like Im an epileptic but actually Tootie wont take the defribulator off of my tits.Ialways thought my boyfriend had that,"my hands turn intodefribulators when I feel up you...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:02:00 GMT |
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK MYSELF |
You know when someone says to you,"Hey If you dont know what Im talking about then you can go fuck yourself"?Well what if you do know what they are talking about,but you want to NOT know what they are...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:53:00 GMT |
HEAVEN PART 2 : THE NEXT LEVEL OF HEAVENISM |
The next time your out prosthetic window shopping and people are having a tug of war over who gets what leg,in the midst of all that chaos just sit back relax and when you start praying remember that...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:01:00 GMT |
Grande Double Doggy-Style Hold the Spanking |
Its been said that coffee without the caffein is like sex without the spanking.For starters whenever I got spanked as a little kid it never meant I was about to have sex so I have no idea what,"they" ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:30:00 GMT |
Seeing Eye-dog In The Trunk Of The Car |
The other day I was standing in front of a bank machine minding my own business when suddenly a cop walks up to me and starts talking to me using deaf hand signals.I had no idea what he was trying to ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:04:00 GMT |
WARNING TO LADIES:STALKING AT SAFEWAY IS LEGAL |
I always thought that stalking was illegal because I always get cought for it,but what about all those stalkers at safeway who get paid to stalk?I guess maybe If I wear a red apron and a name tag its ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:41:00 GMT |
The Deaf Lieutenant reads lips |
Hey Dave....Davie Davie?...Los Davidos?......So I was out having my regular conversation with my local bank machine and it occured to me that maybe I was pushing all the machines wrong buttons and rea...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:56:00 GMT |
Aquaman at the tampon assembly line |
Its good too see Aquaman back at work at the tampon assembly line.He likes to use cotton as bait and tie it to the end of a string to see how much pussy he can catch.He says,"If the big tampon compani...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:22:00 GMT |
