im making invitations, construction paper and purple glue |
dear world,today i am missing all of the people i've known. i'm wishing i could have a party, with cake and ice cream and funny little hats that we can all wear. and can we please all dance to a big b... Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:27:00 GMT |
what happened today that was bad: |
-traumatizing wake up involving a dead mouse.-bernie mac died.-expired ice cream.-it hailed on us.-flowers knocked over onto ruby's computer (water damage?)-socks on.-can't take showers until monday (... Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:58:00 GMT |
why everyone needs to get bent, or: why i killed myself with a jackhammer |
article the first:
i can't get a god damn job. this is enough to drive any normal adult-type person into the looney bin
article the second:
my friends are, for the most part, inconsiderate, una... Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:20:00 GMT |
what sarah said; 4:47 am version |
dear left eyeball,
thanks a lot for getting yourself scratched up somehow last night. or rather, the night before last. you made me incredibly uncomfortable all night long, and unable to sleep.
i thi... Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:59:00 GMT |