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David L Tamarin

The Devil put a cookie in my mouth!

About Me

I am David L Tamarin, writer, film-maker.
Here is an example of something I wrote:
David L Tamarin
Operations Gone Bad
Dr. Moredread stood above the obese woman, looking down at her, disgusted. The nurses ran around preparing his tools and instruments. “There’s only so much liposuction can do. We can take out 100 pounds of fat and cellulite, but she’ll still be a pig when we’re done. How am I supposed to take pleasure in this operation? I won’t even be doing anything useful. She’ll still be a goddamned fat pig.”
“She’s a big one all right. Should I confirm that she isn’t pregnant? She didn’t say she was, but this whale’s so big she could be pregnant with a basketball team and not know it.” Nurse Dreatch looked to the doctor for an answer.
“Don’t bother. Who would fuck her? I’m sure she’s not pregnant, probably a virgin. Damn, I went to medical school to make this world better. You know, cure the sick, ease the suffering. Yet here I am about to vacuum hundreds of pounds of fat from this pig, and she’ll still be fat as hell. I shouldn’t do this. I’m a doctor because I want to make a difference.”
“Doctor, you’re so naughty” she said with a wink he could not see because of her facial mask.
An intern came in the room, hysterical. “Doctor, abort the operation. We were looking over the lab results and this lady’s very pregnant, about to give birth. The liposuction is too dangerous.
As Dr. Moredread processed the intern’s words in his head, carefully thinking about each word. “Give me the vacuum.” “Doctor, I-”
“Just shut up and set everything up. I know what to do.” If he could prevent this monstrosity from breeding more grotesqueries, he would be doing something good, to benefit society.
The doctor grabbed the liposuction vacuum, and to the surprise of everyone in the room, shoved it between the patient’s swollen legs and up her cunt. Grinning like a maniac on PCP, he flipped the switch on.
Dr. Moredread watched the clear tube coming from the patient’s vagina and watched as blood began to fill the tube up. A large industrial bucket collected the mutilated internal organs and blood. As he stared at the tube, he suddenly saw a little pink set of legs pass by, horribly mutilated, practically unrecognizable. His liposuction had turned into an abortion procedure.
There was a tremendous noise and the machine stopped. Blood continued to leak from the patient’s legs. The doctor pulled the tube out with a little splash of blood.
“Here’s the problem,” he said, holding up the fetal skull that had clogged up his liposuction device. The patient must have sensed the death of her child for she awoke screaming and howling.
Dr. Moredread took care of that by putting the liposuction vacuum into her fat mouth and down her throat. Her lungs and intestines were visible flowing out of the tube in her mouth. Dr. Moredread sat down. He wasn’t going to finish until she was inside out and that could take days.
David L Tamarin, exactly 500 words including title
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My latest published article, a review of the film "Creation of the Humanoids", can be found here:
Find my writing in Rue Morgue, Scars, Verbicide, Old Nick, Red Scream, Insidious Reflections, Sinfully Twisted, Girls and Corpses, Twisted Dreams, Purpleverse, Escaping Elsewhere, Night to Dawn, Theatre of Decay, Trails of Indiscretion, the Ethereal Gazette and other fine print magazines
Find my writing in such anthologies as Chimeraworld 2, Chimeraworld 3, GOREmet cuiSINe, stabbed tortured dismembered, Mind Scraps, Vintage Moon, Walri Project, Cyber-Pulp's Halloween 3.0 anthology, Macabre Underground volume 2, The Blackest Death volume III, Project Contagion volume 1 and many more
Read me on the net at Cherry Bleeds, Gothic Fairy Tales, deathbus, bloodcookies, the Dream People, corpsefuck, Drowning in Odium, Demon Minds, Revenant, The Blue Lady, Bust Down the Doors and Eat all the Chickens, Whispers of Wickedness, Really Scary, The Unholy Biscuit, the new absurdist, Logical-Lust, Justus Roux, Swallow's Tail, alt.sex.stories (in Mind Control section), flashshots, Wretched and Violent, TrumpZero, Girls and Corpses, and many more
Check out my free e-book LET THEM EAT SNUFF at www.meathookpress.com
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I won the Insidious Reflections 50-words-or-less Gross Out contest with my story "Anatomy".
I made my first fiction submission in the summer of 2004 and since then I have had well over 100 stories, articles, reviews, and interviews published or accepted. Not counting the story I sent to Gorezone 20 years ago when I was 14.
I have been published in Rue Morgue,
Scars,
Girls and Corpses;
Red Scream,
Verbicide,
Insidious Reflections (winner, 50 words or less gross out contest),
Whispers of Wickedness,
Gothicy Fairty Tales,
Trails of Indiscretion,
Night to Dawn,
Theatre of Decay;
Sinfully Twisted;
Twisted Dreams;
Purpleverse;
Chimerwaworld 2;
Chimeraworld 3;
GOREmet cuiSINe;
Ethereal Gazette;
Project: Contagion;
TrumpZero;
corpsefuck;
bloodcookies;
Justus Roux;
Logical Lust;
Alt. Sex Stories,
Cyber-Pulp's Halloween anthology 3.0,
Demon Minds,
Wretched and Violent,
stabbed tortured dismembered;
the Dream People;
Bust Down the Doors and Eat all the Chickens;
deathbus;
Cherry Bleeds,
Really-Scary;
Drowning in Odium;
The Unholy Biscuit;
Swallow's Tail;
Off the Vine;
flashshots;
Escaping Elsewhere;
and more.
I have an ebook from Meat Hook Press (it is free at www.meathookpress.com) and two self-published short story collections through Lulu I did with Jason Rogers.
I appeared in the films Prison of the Psychotic Damned and The Gateway Meat (to be released this year).
I am currently working on a film, 2 books (one is a short story collection), and a comic book, and I have two other books started that I would like to finish sometime. I am working on RAGE the movie www.myspace.com/ragethemovie and I also have a site for Superhero Stenchfest
www.myspace.com/stenchfest
My work will be appearing in: Old Nick magazine;
The Blude Lady;
Revenanat;
MagusPress;
Walri Project;
Mind Scraps;
Vintage Moon;
Macabre Underground Volume 2
The Blackest Death volume 3
Raw Dogs anthology, don't know name,
novella edited by Forrest Armstrong by me, John Edward Lawson, D Harlan Wilson, Bradley Sands, Jason Earles, Forrest Armstrong,
MagusPress book,
RAGE by Two-Backed Books,
Verbicide,
Scars;
Whispers of Wickedness,
Cinema Sewer;
Swallow's Tail
and more
NOTE: Myspace deleted my old account, probably for the extreme violent content of my writings but they only stated I had violated the terms and conditions. I don't want this profile deleted so please don't post explicit pictures. An example of an explicit picture is an extreme close-up of a gaping anus, or a gynecological close-up of a big-ass snatch. No penises either please. THANKS!
This is me in THE GATEWAY MEAT:
some movies I like:
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Lou, Iggy, Bowie
The True Masters of Horror:
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I SUPPORT:
This is me on the cover as the zombie- 7 hours of makeup to look like this, and I broke my toe during the shooting:
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My Interests

Violence,
horror,
snuff movies

punk rock
UFOs
conspiracies
exploitation films
alien abductions
media manipulation
subliminal messages
mind control
Dolcett
psychological warfare
Psi-Ops
Remotive Viewing
suppressed writings
the obscene
the abject
the profane
splatter
Takashi Miike
levitating
serial killers
true crime
profiling
mass murders
killing sprees
Lovecraft
J.G. Ballard
PK Dick
Jim Thompson
film noir
grunge
hardcore
metal
Slayer
the Misfits
Black Sabbath
Throbbing Gristle
experimental music
industrial music
funk
homicide
televised executions
the Coen Brothers
Ingrid Pitt
Hazel Court
Barbara Steele
Barbara Crampton
Demona Bast
disinformation
RE/SEARCH
Creation film Books
GG ALLIN
The Mentors
the Meatmen
Lovecraft
Cornell Woolrich
James M. Cain
Raymond Chandler
Daniel Pinkwater
Peter Straub
Robert Cormier
Stephen King
S E Hinton
VC Andrews
Leopold and Loeb
Son of Sam
Jim Jones
mass suicides
Peter Sotos
Dolcett Girls
Jesus Juice
electric Kool-Aid
Jonestown Kool-Aid
suicide cults
regular cults
brainwashing
The Parallax View
The Manchurian Candidate
The China Syndrome
Silkwood
The Day After
CIA Interrogation Techniques
ZIPPY THE PINHEAD
Nick Zedd
Transgressive Cinema
Shinya Tsukamoto
Takishi "Beat" Kitano
Akira Kurosawa
Hitchcock
Orson Welles
Tom Savini
William S Burroughs
Hunter S Thompson
Bundy
Gacy
Chikatilo
Kemper
Fish
Gein
Ramirez
Ridgeway, ZODIAC killer and investigator Robert Greysmith's discovery of his identity (Arthur Leigh Allen
BTK
organ harvesting
executions
torture
Grimm's Fairy Tales
urban legends
schizophrenia
Abnormal psychology
anti-social personality disorder
psychosis
abandoned buildings
cemeteries
graveyards
pimped-out hearses
knives
explosives
Anarchist Cookbook
The Occult, and occult knowledge
prison culture
prisoners
violent criminals
crime waves
environtmental wrath- hurricanes, twisters, tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes
apocalypse
armageddon
doomsday
666
economic hit men
the Mafia
Murder, Inc.
MINISTRY
Big Black
The Cramps
Butthole Surfers
Bushwick Bill
NWA
fires
pyromania
voyeurism
exhibitionism
fetishes
sicko humor
leather
sadism
Marquis de Sade
120 Days of Sodom
solipsism
quantum non-locality
singularities
Chaos Theory
James Gleick
Stephen Hawking
the Butterfly Effect
nihilism
negativism
anger
rage
terror
slasher movies
WRITING
Cat III
reading
Asian exploitation films
1970s horror films
1980s slashers
modern day hardcore films like August Underground, MORDUM, Murder-Set-Pieces, Guinea Pig
Cannibal Holocaust
Cannibal Ferox
Mother's Day
Bloodsucking Freaks
Toxic Avenger
Troma Films
John Waters
David Lynch
David Cronenberg
Rex Miller
Andrew Vachss
Wrath James White
Christopher Walken
Travis Bickle
Rupert Pupkin
Russian roulette
chainsaw duels
zombies
the undead
necrophilia
bestiality
cannibalism
deviance
Polyester
Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Texas Chainsaw Massacre II
pornography
grindhouse films
sleaze
slime
degredation
assassination
torture methods
hit men
Idi Amin
Pol Pot
Jeffrey Dahmer hardboiled detective books
roman noir
crime fiction
splatterpunk
mayhem
destruction
the MELVINS
needle exchange programs
animal rights and bans on testing products on animals except humans
Ancient Astronauts
Chariots of the Gods
the BLACK DAHLIA AVENGER
the EXPLOITED
BOSTON PUNK (The Freeze, Gang Green, Slapshot, DYS, SSD),
Unsane
Relapse Records
Rue Morgue
Fangoria
Penthouse
Girls and Corpses
MAD Magazine and Alfred E Neuman
scarification
body modification
drug legalization
crack whores
tweakers
geekers
junkies
dope fiends
weird obscure offensive controversial sleazy perverted sick violent exploitation grindhouse gore snuff films
ZZ Top
Eazy-E
Necrophagia
Necro
Lucio Fulci
giallos
HENRY
New York Ripper
Ruggero Deodato
the Goblins
being your own god
Ebola Virus
black death
nuclear war
SARS
any lethal diseases and viruses
birth defects
kids born with no facial features
Bauhaus
exploding heads
shoplifting
ninja movies
samurai movies
red light districts
crime
criminals
criminal activity, crime films, crime books, crime culture
existentialism
surrealism
absurdism
gratuitous violence
paranoia
sex crimes
Pulp Fiction
pulp fiction
hardboiled fiction
Hammer Films
white noise
tumors with teeth and hair
autopsies
graverobbing
inhuman behavior
radiation sickness
nuclear winter
blood splatter identification techniques
stoner metal
dumping corpses in dumpsters
crawlspaces
dungeons
Suicide Girls and other goth models
epidemics
pandemics
disaster
victimization
prescription pills
turning crime scenes into works of art
beheading
filth
scum
libertinage
Albert Hoffman
Timothy Leary
powertools
chainsaws
atheism
outsider art
graffitti art
vandalism
the electric chair
Peter Straub
Whitley Streiber
the AIRPLANE! movies
deicide (the act and the band)
video nasties
pinky violence
8mm
Oscar the Grouch
unexplained phenomenon
spontaneous human combustion
ball lightning
sideshow freaks
carnivals
circuses
carnies, carnies and more carnies
evil murdering clowns
Satanism
the right to privacy
pornography
RAGE the movie
and finally, the super-sicko book I am working on called FEEDING MY DEMONS.

I like anything obscure, weird, subversive, occult, biazrre, strange, weird, odd, unexplained, unexplainable.

RAGE www.myspace.com/ragethemovie
www.myspace.com/stenchfest
NOTE: Myspace deleted my old account, probably for the extreme violent content of my writings but they only stated I had violated the terms and conditions. I don't want this profile deleted so please don't post explicit pictures. An example of an explicit picture is an extreme close-up of a gaping anus, or a gynecological close-up of a big-ass snatch. No penises either please. THANKS!

I'd like to meet:

David L Tamarin
a levitating two-headed midget with the Ebola virus
Oscar the Grouch
Ralphus
that infomercial guy with the gigantic freakishly long fingers who is in that movie where he convinces Jack Black to like fat chicks
Fatty Arbuckle
Oates from Hall and Oates
a person who dubs Godzilla movies for a living
Bolo Yeung
Genesis P'Orridge
Chas. Balun
a rich terminally woman who wants to marry me
the dog that told the Son of Sam to kill people
any illegitimate children of Charles Manson
the person who really shot JFK
Ed Gein's car
an alien (the sinister kind, not the ALF / E.T. kind)
the fattest man in the world (to see if I can hide inside of his rolls of fat)
Chaingang Bunkowski
The Dark Man
Cthulhu
Satan
Lucifer
Nick Zedd
the person who invented pornography
the guy with the mechanical murder-cock from Tetsuo
Takashi Miike
David Hess's character in Last House on the Left
the coked-up guy who says the word "cunt" non-stop in the movie Cannibal Holocaust (or is that Cannibal Ferox)
a fetus that can breakdance and/or breathe fireballs
Gary Ridgeway
Jack the Ripper
and the "Gimp" from Pulp Fiction

Music:

Misfits, Melvins, Ministry, Mentors, Black Sabbath, GG Allin, Slayer, Funkadelic, NWA, Exploited, Geto Boys, Butthole Surfers, Macabre, Cannibal Corpse, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Necrophagia, Necro, The Cramps, Cop Shoot Cop, sleep chamber, Kreator, Celtic Frost, The Clash, Corrosion of Conformity, Peaches, Einterzende Neubauten, Joan Jett, Devo, Laibach, Love and Rockets, Jesus and Mary Chain, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Gwar, Kool and the Gang, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Tad, Mule, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, UNSANE, G.B.H., Discharge, The Freeze, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Tito Puente, Helmet, Samhain, Danzig, Possessed, Genocide Superstars, Coalesce, Throbbing Gristle, Psychic TV, Ezhumed, Today is the Day, Minor Threat, Beastie Boys, Beck, Prosthetic Cunt, Liverbaby, The Germs, D.O.A., Cypress Hill, Eazy-E, Lard, Revolting Cocks, Onyx, Primus, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Cannibal Corpse, The Kinks, The Who, D12, Pentagram, Bongzilla, Murder Junkies, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Fornicator, Bathory, Shellac, Coal Chamber, Carcass, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dayglo Abortions, White Zombie, Powerman 5000, The Accused, Megadeth, Voivod, The Bar-Kays, James Brown, Geroge Clinton, Pantera, Twisted Sister, Jackson 5, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, Morbid Angel, Prong, ICP, Public Enemy, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Cop Shoot Cop, KMFDM, The Swans, Van Halen, Anthrax, Ozzy, Deep Purple, Tupac Amaru Shakur, Womb Goo Gai Pan, Subhumans, Pig Destroyer, Led Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, Repo Man soundtrack, Crash soundtrack, The Shining soundtrack, Eraserhead soundtrack, Das Efx, Suicide, The Residents, Guns'N'Roses, AC/DC, Biohazard, Motorhead, The Ramones, Agnostic Front, RUN DMC, Rush, Yes, Hawkwind, Tones on Tail, James Gang, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, 2 Live Crew, Too Short, Napalm Death, Boogie Down Productions and KRS-1,Meat Beat Manifesto, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Triple Six Mafia, Overkill, Exodus, Ice Cube, Grandmaster Flash, Infectious Grooves, Suicidal Tendencies, FANG, Curtis Mayfield, Herbie Hancock, soundtrack to Shaft, soundtrack to House of 1000 Corpses, soundtrack to The Devil's Rejects, Lynyrd Skinard, Canned Heat, Blondie, Bee Gees, Anal Cunt, Kittie, Sepultura, Neurosis, ArchEnemy, Jesus Lizard, Killing Joke, Killdozer, Scratch Acid

Movies:

Prison of the Psychotic Damned, The Gateway Meat, RAGE
Airplane!, Parallax View, Taxi Driver, Deer Hunter, Midnight Express, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, 8mm, Wonderland, The Salton Sea, August Underground, AU Mordum, Murder-Set-Pieces, Videodrome, EXORCIST III, all Nightmare on Elm Street films, all Friday the The Thirteenth films, all Chucky films, The Grifters, Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Peeping Tom, Witchfinder General (The Conqueror Worm), all Hammer films, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Marathon Man, Straw Dogs, The Wild Bunch, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Re-Animator, Dead-Alive, Toxic Avenger, Last House on the Left, House at the End of the Park, The Beyond, Suspiria, Tenebre, Phenomenon, Night of the Hunter, The Hills Have Eyes (remake), The Thing (remake), Irreversible, Funny Games, Man Bites Dog, Baise-Moi, Boy Meets Girl, Guinea Pig films, Tetsuo, The Untold Story, Run and Kill, Entrails of a Virgin, Evil Dead Trap, Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, Izo, Nightbreed, JFK, The Doors, Battle Royale, Beautiful Girl Hunter, all 6 Lone Wolf and Cub (aka Lone Wolf and Baby Cart) movies, Female Convict 741, Lady Snowblood, Rubber's Lover, The Manson Family, Living Hell, The Killer, Hard-Boiled, Prison on Fire, Kids, Gummo, The Onion Field, Another Day in Paradise, Wrong Turn, Blood Feast, Fire in the Sky, Communion, The Dead Zone, Stag, se7en, Copycat, Silence of the Lambs, Night Stalker, A Fistful of Dollars, Casino, GoodFellas, Raging Bull, Menace II Society, Rush, anything by Nick Zedd, Happiness, Storytelling, Heat, Godfather, Godfather II, Apocalypse Now, House of 1,000 Corpses, Gozu, Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, Wrong Turn, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Bloodsucking Freaks, Enter the Dragon, Street Fighter, Women in Cages, Women's Prison Massacre, School of the Holy Beast, Altered States, Lair of the White Worm, Star 80, The Devils, CLEAN, SHAVEN, Bullet, Basketball Diaries, Repo Man, Liquid Sky, Un Chien Andalou, all giallos, all films noir, City of Lost Children, eXistenZ, Fargo, The Hillside Stranglers, In Cold Blood, Rope, Psycho, Rear Window, 12 Monkeys, Naked Lunch, Drugstore Cowboy, River's Edge, Wild at Heart, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Crawlspace, Nosferatu (remake), Repulsion, Castle of Blood, Vengeance is Mine (directed by Shohei Imamura), Kill Bill, Naked Gun, Scary Movie, Vertigo, China Syndrome, Silkwood, Rumble Fish, Caligula, Bloodsucking Freaks, Mother's Day, I Spit on your Grave, Withnail and I, Salvador, Platoon, Bad Dreams, The Stepfather, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Lifeforce, Soylent Green, The Day After, The Warriors, Seconds, New York Ripper, Don't Torture a Duckling, Oni Baba, Daughters of Darkness, Justine, Bastard Out of Carolina, American Me, Animal Factory, American History X, The Terminator, The Brood, Scanners, The Ninth Configuration, Pi, The Falcon and The Snowman, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's, Porky's II: The Next Day, Revenge of the Nerds, Coneheads, Tommy Boy, The Usual Suspects, L.A. Confidential, The Trial, Mondo Cane, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Polyester, Female Trouble, V, The Wizard of Gore, Bringing out the Dead, Sleepaway Camp, Basket Case, Black Christmas, Prom Night, April Fool's Day, Beyond the Darkness, Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, First Blood, Maniac, Men Behind the Sun, Faster, Pussycat, Kill Kill!, Vixen, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul, Angel Guts films, Alien films, dumb and Dumber, Police Academy, Cable Guy, Kingpin, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchor Man, The Minus Man, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fraility, 3 Extremes, 3 Extremes II, Necromantik, Lord of Illusions, Zombie (aka Zombie 2), Dr. Butcher, M.D., Strange Days, Wolf Creek, Incident on and off a Mountain Pass, City of Lost Souls, Tomie, Phantasm, The Mangler, Parents, Dagon, Black Circle Boys, Killing Zoe, all Three Stooges movies, Manhunter, Red Dragon, Easy Rider, Stranger than Paradise, Helter Skelter (original), The Man with the Golden Arm, The Tingler, Spider Baby, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Deliverance

Television:

In general I do not watch television. The television is a tool of the media-corporate-military-intelligence-government attempt to brainwash people of the world and maintain the status quo. Propaganga, subliminal messages and psychological manipulation are all you will find on the television. It is the new opiate of the masses, a big mental Oxycontin pill for us to swallow. The antennae are like syringes full of heroin ready to prevent you from doing anything meaningful to change the world and change your life. For most people this is desirable- people fear different ways to think, change, and challenges to the status quo. They want re-assurances that everything in the world is perfect and that what little problems there are somewhere is working hard to fix them. Bullshit. Time for a personal revolution- wake up and see through the lies. Everything you hear, read, see is a lie, from billboards to newspaper articles. Product placement, psychological warfare, subliminal mind-rape, systems of control and oppression- that is the real world. If we had a real war on drugs (which we should not) the first thing to do would be to kill all televisions. Do you have debt? College loans, mortgages, monthly interest payments? Then you are a victim of the system that your television promotes. They teach us we are worthless without an education and then make student loans at high interest rates so that when we graduate from school into the system we are already trapped within the system, slaves to our debts- our lives become about making that minimum payment. The little money we earn that does not go to out minimum monthly payments goes to taxes so that the government can build more jails to put us in. This in turn increases the size and power of the government necessitating even more taxes and even less freedom. We work all day, then come home and let the television soothe our minds so we forget our debts and the futility of our jobs and how we are slaves to 30-year loans and mortgages, how the money we work for is taken by the government in taxes to support the drug war and the status quo and the wars in Iraq and elsewhere. Television is one of the pillars supporting this corrupt system of debt slavery, brainwashing and mind control. Free yourself and assassinate your television.
and yes I am aware that in my profile pic I am wearing a "Family Guy" t-shirt

Books:

Superhero Stenchfest (featuring Baby in a Blender), Let Them Eat Snuff, RAGE, and Peachy Like Nietzsche: Dark Clown Porn Snuff for Terrorists and Gorefiends. Also: Chimeraworld 2, Chimeraworld 3, GOREmet suiSINe, Project: Contagion volume 1, Macabre Underground Volume 2, THe Blackest Death volume III, Cyber-Pulp's Halloween anthology 3.0, MagusZine issue 1, Mind Scraps, Vintage Moon, Walri Project anthology, stabbed tortured and dismembered
Here's some short non-horror stuff I wrote:
DAVID L TAMARIN
PULP NIETZSCHE
The mercenaries stormed through the door, firing randomly and destroying everything in their path. They were the most extraordinary mercenaries in the world, hand-picked by Satan himself to invade Heaven and take out God.
Big Tim was their leader. He faced God with an angry look. God, who had been smoking marihuana and watching “Porky’s”, was caught unaware. “I’ve got you now, motherfucker” said Big Tim.
He shot God twice in the chest. Blood spouted from the wounds, staining God’s white bathrobe. God gripped his chest and held out his arm. “Please, get me a doctor.”
Big Tim smiled. “I can’t. They’re all in hell.”
END
PULP ILSA
God gripped his heart and coughed up blood.
"What... What..." he stammered. "What the fuck do you mean there's no doctors? I'm bleeding like a stuck fuckin' pig here."
After God died he woke up in a prison cell in the bowels of Hell. He rubbed his crotch and opened his eyes, thinking about how he wanted to get stoned and watch Porkys 2: The Next Day when Ilsa stomped her foot down. God looked up in total fear.
Ilsa pulled out the whip and licked it suggestively, leaving long trails of saliva from her red pulsating tongue. She licked her lips and slid a hand down her tight leather pants to start touching herself. Ilsa couldn't believe how wet she was and she started squeezing her clit over and over, harder and harder. She pulled her hand out and slid it under God's nose. Then she gave him a command.
"Get down on your hand and knees like a dog, bitch".
God did as he was told.
END
PULP LITTLE JIMMY
Little Jimmy was hanging out with Satan, who was watching the Lifetime network and eating Hershey's Kisses. Satan turned to Little Jimmy.
Hey Little Billy, do you have the fucking remote?
Its Little Jimmy, not Little Billy, asshole. How the fuck would you like it if I called you Santa instead of Satan?
Point taken, Little Jimmy, said Satan, ashamed at himself for his breach of etiquette. Even I make mistakes, what the fuck do you want from me? asked Satan.
Little Jimmy pulled his pants down and replied. "A blowjob, bitch."
END
Elizabeth Massie called me "the rising star of horrific humor"

Heroes:

I only have anti-heroes
Rod Serling
Hunter S. Thompson
Marquis de Sade
GG Allin
Anton Szandor LaVey
Harold Schecter
Stephen King
Jonh Waters
Stanley Kubrick
Matin Scorsese
Mark Lane
Jim Marrs
Philp K. Dick
J G Ballard
all animal rights activists
those we seek the truth behind media lies
Jello Biafra
H G Lewis
David Lynch
Murder, Inc.
Charles Manson
Takashi Miike
Shinya Sokomoto
Shohei Imamura
Takeshi "Beat" Kitano
So here's a short story instead. This was the winning entry in the Insidious Reflections magazine 50-words-or-less Gross Out Competition.
This winning story is 29 words long
Gross Out Contest Submission: ANATOMY
The tumor was so big and wet I just had to fuck it while the six-headed afterbirth monster choked me with rancid roadkill and rotten chunky milk meat.
END

My Blog

Woman Marries Corpse

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070312/od_nm/india_marriage_cor pse_dc_1
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

My article wins awards

http://www.anotherealm.com/prededitors/votenonfiction06.htm My Corpse-Phobias: Fright of the Living Dead, from Girls and Corpses magazine came in 7th place for nonfiction article- and I wasn't even no...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Another new film role for me

I will be appearing as a drag queen in the film BANSHEE, which will be filmed in Buffalo later this year, to be directed by Emil Novak. This is going to kick ass, I will post more when I know more...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

RAGE: Internal Demons- HOT new pics of star Heather Autumns

Here are 4 new pictures of Heather Autumns, aka Devil Doll, one of the stars of RAGE: Internal Demons www.myspace.com/ragethemovie and just for fun here is a picture of Ralphus the homicidal midg...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Human Animal fetish campground

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2007/03/08/ violetblue.DTL
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

Mortuary stored bodies in rented wherehouse

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/03/08/ BAG4POHHK51.DTL
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

The Queen of All Exploitation Trailers

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Trailer Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

Website for my new film

http://applepastie.brinkster.net/approd/ Applepastie Productions is making a film based on four short stories, including one by me. Please check out their new site and learn about this movie, THE FIRS...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

UGAMI fetish porn (warning- gross posting)

UGAMI is a new fetish from Japan. It is usually performed between a woman and a buinessman. The woman shoves a giant funnel up her anus or vagina, and then they pack the funnel with HUNDREDS of little...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

Big Business in Body Parts

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-howley6mar06,0,327 1134.story?coll=la-opinion-center...
Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST