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Hack Movies*New Merch!!!*

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Welcome to the OFFICIAL Hack Movies myspace page. We here at Hack Movies are dedicated to bringing you the sickest, silliest, most entertaining flicks in the underground.

Hack Movies was founded in 2005 by Kevin Strange and his 5 million year old business partner, The Pumpkin Monster, as their answer to the awful rubish that modern hollywood, and the so called "indie scene" choose to pass off as entertainment.

Hack Movies has a whole line of offensive, trashy, ultra-low budget DVDs for sale from their webstore at HackMovies.com, as well as T shirts, Punk Buttons and Car Stickers. Everything you need to send a big fat FUCK YOU to the hollywood Machine!

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Flicks

$9.99 DVD Special Features include:
-Killer Commentaries!
-Bloody Bloopers!
-Behind the Kill Vignettes!
-Falo6 Music videos and much more! Colonel Kill Motherfuckers

"Colonel Kill" concerns a group of Role playing nerds who, while attempting to rid themselves of their dork-ass ways, piss off, and through a series of crazy events, kill a homicidal ex-army veteran named Jack Scabtree.Unfortunately for them, Scabtree's mother is heavy into the Black Arts, and soon, Jack Scabtree has been raised from the dead, with but one thought on his mind: To kill those motherfucking kids!

Only $9.99 Postage Paid!

    Trailer Teaser Scene Behind the Kill: Erik's Face

$10.00 DVD Special Features include:
-1 year later Commentary by Kevin Strange!
-Fan Commentary by DEADPIT Radio!
-Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman!
-and much more! Dream Reaper: The Jerkoff Edition

The Greatest Rock n’ Roll band ever, Dream Reaper, must defend their awesomeness against a force from the nether realm so ridiculous that you have to see it to believe it!

Only 10 Bucks Postage Paid!

    DreamReaper Trailer 8Minute Teaser Scene Lloyd KaufmanEndorsement

$10.00

DVD Special Features include:

-3 Audio Commentaries
-Behind the Scenes featurette
-Bloopers
-and more!

Dead Shit

Dead Shit follows the exploits of Nixon and Hogan. Two unemployed, haplyess stoners who somehow keep finding themselves on the recieving end of a serious supernatural fuckstorm!

In The Talisman of tikinaya our two lovable thugs somehow find themselves in the middle of some kind of zombie apocalypse, but all is not as it seems. there's some heinous magic afoot, and before long, Nixon and Hogan are asshole deep in a plot so thick with twist and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out of your bitch-face!

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  • Merch
    Dead Shit Torso Cover

    Let everyone on your block know that the only type of shit you want on your back is DEAD Shit with this brand new Dead ShitTorso Cover!

    Adult XL, 2XL, Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!

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    Dream Reaper Torso Cover

    Love that Lovable Sleep Demon, The Dream Reaper? Well now you can rep his freaky ass in style with this brand newDream Reaper Torso Cover!



    Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!

    Size

    Kevin Strange Torso Cover

    Everyone's favorite Offensive filmmaker, Kevin Strange finally has his own torso cover! Sport this bitch at your Barmitzvah and I garuntee you'll get laid!

    Adult XL, XXL,Youth L, XL-Only 15 bucks!

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    My Blog

    A new Era Dawns!

    Minions. I write to you today from a secret location miles below Strangeville. My doctor suggested I stay as far below ground as possibe to help combat the effects of some weird seisures I've been ha...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:49:00 PST

    In four short days...

    The ground will shake with an earth shattering new edition of the Strange Sayings!  In this special Friday the 13th edition of Kevin Strange's world famous rant, the Scourge of Strangeville will ...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:10:00 PST

    New Colonel Kill review bitches!

    Longtime Hack Minion and horror movie reviewer Lillian Patterson graces us with her excellent review of "Colonel Kill Motherfuckers"!"This movie mocks those conventions so clearly that it's evident th...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:14:00 PST

    Nixon and Hogan in "Hack Minions for Life, Bitch!"

    Minions! Prepare to be devestated by a HUGE HackMovies.com update in the very near future! Many subjects will be addressed, including upcoming appearances, new merch AND the next feature length film....
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST

    New Merch New Merch New Merch as low as $4.99!!!


    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

    February Contest and UPDATES!!!!

    Minions! What's crackilatin? Have you been keeping up to date with the megaload of Hack promotion this month? We've got reviews, interviews, convention appearances, new youtube videos, just all kin...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:00:00 PST

    DreadCentral.com Interviews Kevin Strange!

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    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:48:00 PST

    The partys just getting started...

    Welcome back to the Hack Blog Minions! We've got some up to the minute updates today regarding the promotional shitstorm that's about to take place for our new flick piece, "Colonel Kill Motherfucker...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:09:00 PST

    Buy Colonel Kill RIGHT NOW!!!! Plus the monthly Contest

    Colonel Kill Motherfuckers on sale now!!!The Time has come, Minions of the Hack! Colonel Kill Motherfuckers dawns on your fragile wig pieces! Today marks the release of this fresh as fuck Slasher co...
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:32:00 PST

    Here we go again!

    Minons, Juggalos, fat kids, fat bitches, skinny bitches, Hack Movies is calling for your support! Especially the skinny bitches! Ya'll can send Kevin Strange a message over at his myspace at myspace....
    Posted by Hack Movies*New Merch!!!* on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST